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Macavenger and the chess game survived multiple destructions of the bar, because chess is a holy sport, having it's own goddess, which protected the game. Macavenger brings the game into the new bar and waits for The Hunter to return.
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Originally posted by Lyra, AKA Chessmaster: Well... 1- My club is the club at work, so I can't give you proof there, and 2-, No, I'm not a member, but my rating on chessmaster was somwhere around 1000. once I download the player I'll challenge you to a match, OK?
1000? A-hahahahahaha! OK, let me know when you get Chessworks setup, and we can find each other sometime.
P.S. I have a plus score against a player rated almost 1400 USCF. <evil grin>
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Ha! RC also kicks the Buttkicker7000Β so it targets Luke. But Luke has no time to react and the Buttkicker beats him into a bloody mess.
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Macavenger invokes the power of Caissa. picking a spare pawn off the next board over, he throws it at RC. Under the guidance of Caissa, the pawn destroys the ButtKicker7000Β, kills RC, and falls base first unharmed to the floor. Mac picks it up and returns it to the proper place on it's board.
Lyra, who has been calmly sleeping in the Resort area of the Bar, wakes up. She changes into a swimsuit, and walks downstairs. Mac see's her in a swimsuit, for the first time, and is briefly reminded of his childhood memories of swimming through the water and looking up his girl friend's swimsuit. However, Lyra says to him, "No, sorry, your old chess set blew up (multiple times) but your welcome to play in the new hall I have generously donated." With that, she walks to the swimming pool with Arookee as a cocker-spainel. At the swimming pool, however, he changes to a dolphin and they both start swimming, unaware that they are being watched by a killer.
PS- I give you room for expansion at the end, people...)
Just 3 comments about that - A - I'm only 16, and B - I've never had a girlfriend, and C - Caissa really did protect me and my chess set. She always looks after the faithful.
So ha, your post is all screwed up now.
I just had a thought.(thats already exiting but is not what I want to say ) CyberDragon, SilverDragon. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY'RE LIKE RABBITS
After reincarnated him self RC grabs a two bareled shotgun and starts wildly shooting all over the bar. Accidently stricking Mac in the head, several times!
(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 08-26-2001).)
But RC, you're still dead. You haven't reincarnated yet. Even in this bar, I don't think dead people can fire weapons, at least not without a psychic medium to actual operate the gun for you. (Those familiar with HHGTTG will understand)
Mistakes can be changed.
Macavenger sees the shotgun and quickly grabs the other chessboard, holding it before him as a shield. The shotgun shells all bounce off the board, and some of them hit RC. RC is killed by his own shells before Macavenger has to throw pawns at him again. Mac then confiscates the shotgun and breaks. He goes outside, grabs a can of roach juice, and pours it all over RC's dead body. RC quickly melts into a p l of bl d. Mac hoses him outside and down a sewer drain.
When bars explode/disintegrate/cease to exist do various members such as myself continue to exist? Assuming we do, Zen decides to travel the entire circumfrence of the mad tourist attraction that the bar has presently become, finding things unsatisfactory, he goes in search of some kind of weapon with which to shoot windows and other such mischievous things.
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(quote)Originally posted by rebel council: **Accidently stricking Mac in the head, several times!:D
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(quote)Originally posted by rebel council: **As you see the bullets have already hit your head and you are dead.:D Try again, if you dare. No one post battles, eh? I get a chance to defend myself.
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Corey relaxes in the fully functioning spa services, works out in the workout room (with the BodyWerker+Β), restores all the dead people with his Restor-A-Duck 9000Β, orders a deluxe suite at the Boozerama Hotel, issues a spoon challenge, duck race challenge, chess challenge, and goes swimming in the pool with Arookee and Lyra (taking off his hat first of course). He brings along Insano and Mac just for the fun of it.
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Mac is incensed that Corey tried to drag him to a pool without giving him a choice, so he grabs a Rook and smashes Corey over the head with it. Corey nearly loses conciousness and begins to sink. As he is (apparently) drowning, Mac says "Oh, and I accept your chess challenge. I'll go play 1.e4 on board 2, how's that?
Originally posted by ZenMastaT: When bars explode/disintegrate/cease to exist do various members such as myself continue to exist?
Not necesssarily, but if you die, it's very easy to reincarnate yourself, so it doesn't matter much. Just ask Insano.
Noticing the various challenges bein issued left and right, Zen decides to issue the following. "For one and all! A Duck-like Spoon Chess Playing Contest!" Buy your spoon-like duck/duck-like spoon today! And train it to play all the chess you want.
Seeing as how this idea is so ridiculous as to fail to exist Zen instead grabs his novelty fuzz finger and begins dancing exitedly around Macavenger shouting for him to "Storm the field!" although he is prepared to run as fast as is humanly possible if Mac reacts in any way whatsoever.
Originally posted by Macavenger: **Not necesssarily, but if you die, it's very easy to reincarnate yourself, so it doesn't matter much. Just ask Insano. **
Hehe. Most BoozeramersΒ have been killed four or five times. Insano, however, has been killed around twenty-five times, and suffered no ill effects. Except being dead. Luke oozes out of the bar, buys a new and parks it in front of the new bar. Luke walks in and jumps in the pool.
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Zen quickly decides against joining the others in the pool as he has no knowledge of proper pool behavior, having been brought up on a world totally devoid of the strange aritfacts.
Instead, he ceases his other annoying activities and commences a new one... yodelling. Yodelling that is, whilst banging spoons together.
Originally posted by Macavenger: **No, I grabbed the board as soon as you brought the shotgun in, and blocked all your shoys.:D Try again, if you dare. No one post battles, eh? I get a chance to defend myself.
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Fair! But then I'm not dead either.
Originally posted by Lyra, AKA CyberDragon: **Lyra, who has been calmly sleeping in the Resort area of the Bar, wakes up. She changes into a swimsuit, and walks downstairs. Mac see's her in a swimsuit, for the first time, and is briefly reminded of his childhood memories of swimming through the water and looking up his girl friend's swimsuit. However, Lyra says to him, "No, sorry, your old chess set blew up (multiple times) but your welcome to play in the new hall I have generously donated." With that, she walks to the swimming pool with Arookee as a cocker-spainel. At the swimming pool, however, he changes to a dolphin and they both start swimming, unaware that they are being watched by a killer.
I don't mind spoon or soda fights (as you very well know by now ;)), but please don't post such stupid pointless subjects here at the Boozerama Bar. Keep this place clean, got it?
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