Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

...decide that the caves are probably better anyway. That's when the aliens came and...

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Calvin: I'm a man of few words
Hobbes: Maybe if you read more you'd have a bigger vocabulary...

...blew up the universe, just for the excitement. But then...

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

... the night fall and rave parties started everywhere in the universe with Appletopian DJ Stevy after...

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Reine de ce Monde.

...Genghis Khan's third half cousin's room mate went back in time to...

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**...Genghis Khan's third half cousin's room mate went back in time to...

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...lick a strawberry tree because they were extinct in the future. He was sorely disappointed when he found out strawberries did not grow on trees so he...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...Took a strawberry and glued it to a tree, and...

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PETJ: Person for the Ethical Treatment of Jimbob
(url="http://"http://www.montroseacademy.com/jar")The Jar: Insanity, Stupitidy, Pickle.(/url)
(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our class's thinkquest site that got ripped off by the judges.(/url)

... the glue being toxic killed the tree, then he tried to glue his strawberry to another tree, killing it again, then to another, to another, another, ....

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...Until he finally died do to to much toxic sniffing.

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PETJ: Person for the Ethical Treatment of Jimbob
(url="http://"http://www.montroseacademy.com/jar")The Jar: Insanity, Stupitidy, Pickle.(/url)
(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our class's thinkquest site that got ripped off by the judges.(/url)

Unfortunately, he had wiped out half of the Earth's tree population, so...

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...giant Redwoods began to dominate the surface of the earth, destroying humanity (except for Appletopia, of course). The Redwoods then...

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

...started a baseball team, the Redwood Avengers, who...

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... Johnny Redd broke Barry Bonds home run record by twenty, totalling 93. Of course, he used steroids, and...

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PETJ: Person for the Ethical Treatment of Jimbob
(url="http://"http://www.montroseacademy.com/jar")The Jar: Insanity, Stupitidy, Pickle.(/url)
(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our class's thinkquest site that got ripped off by the judges.(/url)

...was arrested and sent to baseball jail. Suddenly, in the center of Neptune, a...

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... a little neptune-bat started halucinating and...

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

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Originally posted by AJ:
**... a little neptune-bat started halucinating and...

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...thought he could fly to Earth, when he tried to fly to Earth he...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...spontaneosly combusted! Our new hero is a...

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...a member named superhero. 😛 But suddenly, the bat comes back to life (with the help of a bottle of glue), and seeks out revenge on...

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...God. Though, knowing that was pointless, he...

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PETJ: Person for the Ethical Treatment of Jimbob
(url="http://"http://www.montroseacademy.com/jar")The Jar: Insanity, Stupitidy, Pickle.(/url)
(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our class's thinkquest site that got ripped off by the judges.(/url)

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**...God. Though, knowing that was pointless, he...

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...went to the devil for help, but the devil decided to grind the bat to pulp and use him for paper. Meanwhile, gigantic ants from Pluto had been invading Luna, causing...

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...power outages. They simply destroyed everything in their path, looking for...

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