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...George W. Bush was still trying to learn how to...
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Originally posted by General Rak: **...George W. Bush was still trying to learn how to...
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...stop looking like a *****anzee. He decided that wearing a...
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...purple wig would do the trick, but the press corps hated it and decided to...
...have massive plastic surgery so he would look exactly like Helen Hunt. However...
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...something went wrong and he came out looking like Robert Novak. Apalled, Bush aides...
...himself in looking like a president instead of trying to appease everyone's complaints (heck, if Bush is ugly, I hate to think what that makes Gore :p). Bush then heads to Texas for a western-style horse ride, but is suddenly...
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...hit by...
...big, fat...
...and dirty...
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(This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 06-25-2002).)
...not to mention smelly...
Originally posted by Captain Skyblade: **(heck, if Bush is ugly, I hate to think what that makes Gore:p ) **
heh... He's not ugly, he just looks like a çhimp.
...piece of...
... ***t, then gets hit by...
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...a string of horse dung, which was launched from...
...a horse in Tibet who...
...had a medical condition called Syndrome...
Originally posted by General Rak: **...had a medical condition called Syndrome...
...which caused it's food to...
...to rocket of the animal's anus in a series of machine-gun-like farts.
(This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 06-26-2002).)
The horse is then obliterated by the entire Israeli Defense Force, which is then sucked up into a interdimensional wormhole and winds up on the Polish-German border on Sept. 1, 1939. The Israelis fight the invading Nazis and...
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...then assassinate Hitler, while he was in...
...a state of shock at being crushed by the 'defenseless' Jews. After obliterating the entire Nazi force...
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