Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

...Momma's came, he panicked and clipped his nails because...

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"Once upon a time I went to the park and there was the Hobo feeding the ducks and he was like "Hobo Hobo" and he threw the popcorn to the ducks and the ducks went to eat it but the hobo got hungry and went "Hobo Hobo" and ate the popcorn and the ducks got mad and grew horns and staring stabbing the Hobo to death and dragged him into the lake and he was like "hobo hobo" and no one ever saw him again."

... the 128th Combined Levo/Deneb/New Istanbul Assault Fleet had engaged the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything in battle, resulting in...

God bless,

UE Patriot

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...victory since the pirates gave up after only twelve seconds of battle and went out for more moo-shoo. Then...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...a portal opened and out came some UE and Voinian Warships. The UE's sided with the Rebel's and the and Voinians sided with the Confeds( ;)) So a war began and.....

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All hell that ends well -Me
Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me
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The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)

...Luke came back from Florida and...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

..brought everyone orange juice, but it was stolen and.....

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All hell that ends well -Me
Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me
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The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)

...Luke was falsely accused and...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...searched for shelter at a monastery on ...

God bless,

UE Patriot

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...a giant dogs back...

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Hand me the gun and say that again.

..came up and...

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"Once upon a time I went to the park and there was the Hobo feeding the ducks and he was like "Hobo Hobo" and he threw the popcorn to the ducks and the ducks went to eat it but the hobo got hungry and went "Hobo Hobo" and ate the popcorn and the ducks got mad and grew horns and staring stabbing the Hobo to death and dragged him into the lake and he was like "hobo hobo" and no one ever saw him again."

went down and...

God bless,

UE Patriot

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Originally posted by UE Patriot:
**went down and...

God bless,

UE Patriot
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"he found refuge on a monastery on a gian dog's back went up and..." isn't grammatically correct. Let's just leave out the "went up..." and go on, shall we?

God bless,

UE Patriot

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... as this is goeing on in the sol system a celebration of Bill Gates 1433rd annerversey of when he..

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Hamster Dance---http://www.hampsterdance2.com/intro.html

...was named the most evilest of computer programers by....

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Originally posted by gemini_105:
**...was named the most evilest of computer programers by....

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...Prof. **** the leading researcher in the field of...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

... medieval Serbo-Klingon (especially the eastern dialect of the post-Dwarf period) and...

God bless,

UE Patriot

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(This message has been edited by UE Patriot (edited 09-06-2002).)

they publicly stoned an effigy of him

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I'm as mad as a hatter on speed being raped by a heavily endowed Emu

_they publicly stoned an effigy of him
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in the middle of the dorms where computer-Prof.****'s students started to send eggs at it...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

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Originally posted by Ne Demord Jamais:
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in the middle of the dorms where computer-Prof.****'s students started to send eggs at it...

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...via e-mail which was quite strange because...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

_...via e-mail which was quite strange because...
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the SuperdooperDrive of the computer was not well functionning after the insertion of the eggs in it, so the students decided to...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.