Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

...the pickle jar that wouldn't open, so they could prove their stregnth.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**...the pickle jar that wouldn't open, so they could prove their stregnth.

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...Finally their prayers to the evil ant gods were answered. A giant pickle jar was being made at the Peter Pecked a Pickle factory to subdue the ants. However...

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Dr Pickle, bane of all pickle-jar makers destroyed Peter Pecked a Pickle factory and...

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If at first you don't succeed...
buy more guns...
If you still don't succeed...
Cheat.

...the ants decided to rebel against the evil pickle gods. Led by Joan of Arkansas, they...

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...tried to dig to ant **** but...

...discovered they would be burned to death. Instead, they decided to...

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...be burned to death anyway, because they discovered their lives were pointless so...

(gotta keep this topic alive :desprate 🙂

...they died in hell. Meanwhile, a new army was raised by...

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...a nanny named Fran who...

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...was considered tactically deficient. That was proven when Fran...

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Tried to attack appletopia with blowdryers. The appletopians...

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Destroyed Fran's army with unwanted PC's...

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If at first you don't succeed...
buy more guns...
If you still don't succeed...
Cheat.

...with their Pentium V processors. At this time, Marshal Glokov (who is a highly respected and admired strategist) of the Grand Imperial Army sent his best commander to...

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(This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 06-23-2002).)

...to destroy the Microsoft Empire. The General had orders to do this:...

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(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our class's thinkquest site that got ripped off by the judges.(/url)

  1. Dismember Bill Gates at his Mac designed household
  2. Coerce the Justice Department into pressing for Microsoft to be split
  3. Destroy every single Wintel PC you come across
    4)...

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...Takeover Microsoftity, rape the women, kill the men. Blah. Blah.

So he obviousily skipped to four. But this led to...

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(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our class's thinkquest site that got ripped off by the judges.(/url)

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**...Takeover Microsoftity, rape the women, kill the men. Blah. Blah.

So he obviousily skipped to four. But this led to...

**

...unraped women, unkilled men and more blahs. Number 4 was obviously created with a evil purpose in mind by the Pickle Gods. The Pickle Gods then...

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..sent a high powered thunderbolt down to Earth, which killed...

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...no one. The man who was struck sold his amazing story to The National Enquirer. They...

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...Made alot of money off that story. Meanwihle...

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