Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

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Originally posted by General Rak:
**Unfortunately for him, Spl_Cadet assassinated him the next day, but not before forcing him to...

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...make love to a bible and a cross, Jesus thought this was...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...awesome, and invited Spl to come to...

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"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Thoreau
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Event Horizon: (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum26/HTML/005842.html")Event Horizon(/url) | (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/marshalfak")Rauther Power Industries(/url)
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...<insert something that will end the religious theme but not offend anyone>. Later, a...

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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...mutated squid...

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"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Thoreau
Military Technology: (url="http://"http://www.army-technology.com/")Army(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/factfile/ffiletop.html")Navy(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.af.mil/news/indexpages/fs_index.shtml")Air Force(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.firstgov.gov/topics/defense.html?ssid=1008272825086275_172")Defense Links(/url)
Event Horizon: (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum26/HTML/005842.html")Event Horizon(/url) | (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/marshalfak")Rauther Power Industries(/url)
The Empire is Expanding: (url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/survival_guide/") _ EV/O/N Survival Guide_ (/url)

...mutated into a mutated yak that...

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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...that again mutated into an ugly...

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"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Thoreau
Military Technology: (url="http://"http://www.army-technology.com/")Army(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/factfile/ffiletop.html")Navy(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.af.mil/news/indexpages/fs_index.shtml")Air Force(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.firstgov.gov/topics/defense.html?ssid=1008272825086275_172")Defense Links(/url)
Event Horizon: (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum26/HTML/005842.html")Event Horizon(/url) | (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/marshalfak")Rauther Power Industries(/url)
The Empire is Expanding: (url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/survival_guide/") _ EV/O/N Survival Guide_ (/url)

...<STOP THE MUTATING!!> snail, that breathed acid...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

...The acid, however, was organicly based, and thus it...

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"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Thoreau
Military Technology: (url="http://"http://www.army-technology.com/")Army(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/factfile/ffiletop.html")Navy(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.af.mil/news/indexpages/fs_index.shtml")Air Force(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.firstgov.gov/topics/defense.html?ssid=1008272825086275_172")Defense Links(/url)
Event Horizon: (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum26/HTML/005842.html")Event Horizon(/url) | (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/marshalfak")Rauther Power Industries(/url)
The Empire is Expanding: (url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/survival_guide/") _ EV/O/N Survival Guide_ (/url)

...mutated... 😉

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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...into Mutato, the mutated Potato Man, superhero of Spudville. The citizens were all...

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PETJ: Person for the Ethical Treatment of Jimbob
(url="http://"http://www.montroseacademy.com/jar")The Jar: Insanity, Stupitidy, Pickle.(/url)
(url="http://"http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0210243")Our class's thinkquest site that got ripped off by the judges.(/url)

...dead, so Potato Man decides to seek out the murderer(s). He finds...

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Resistance is futile. Join the alliance.
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"The fool has said in his heart, 'There is no God'" -Psalm 14:1
(url="http://"http://saberstudios.evula.net/infinid/index.html")Infini-D Resource Warehouse(/url) - 3D sources for the Infini-D user.

...nothing but a pile of trash...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

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Originally posted by Blood Eagle:
**...nothing but a pile of trash...

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...which is radioactive, so he mutates, this causes him to...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**...which is radioactive, so he mutates, this causes him to...

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...wiggle a lot and start making 'bloop bloop bloop' noises, and...

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, EV Developer's Corner
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...he turns into a slimy insect called...

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"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Thoreau
Military Technology: (url="http://"http://www.army-technology.com/")Army(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/factfile/ffiletop.html")Navy(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.af.mil/news/indexpages/fs_index.shtml")Air Force(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.firstgov.gov/topics/defense.html?ssid=1008272825086275_172")Defense Links(/url)
Event Horizon: (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum26/HTML/005842.html")Event Horizon(/url) | (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/marshalfak")Rauther Power Industries(/url)
The Empire is Expanding: (url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/survival_guide/") _ EV/O/N Survival Guide_ (/url)

Quote

Originally posted by General Rak:
**...he turns into a slimy insect called...

**

...Boris. However, Boris is not...

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, EV Developer's Corner
The one and only (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/pr0n/legomazca.jpg")drunken kitchen leprechaun(/url)
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...sentient, so he mindlessly...

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"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." - Thoreau
Military Technology: (url="http://"http://www.army-technology.com/")Army(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/factfile/ffiletop.html")Navy(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.af.mil/news/indexpages/fs_index.shtml")Air Force(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.firstgov.gov/topics/defense.html?ssid=1008272825086275_172")Defense Links(/url)
Event Horizon: (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum26/HTML/005842.html")Event Horizon(/url) | (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/marshalfak")Rauther Power Industries(/url)
The Empire is Expanding: (url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula.com(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ev-nova.net")ev-nova.net(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/survival_guide/") _ EV/O/N Survival Guide_ (/url)

...ate the trash...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

...that millions of ants had wurfed out using...

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, EV Developer's Corner
The one and only (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/pr0n/legomazca.jpg")drunken kitchen leprechaun(/url)
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...acid that came out of their...

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