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CoreyΕ finds a leftover SpamBurgerΒ, buys and eats one, then wonders why he was so stupid.
------------------ CoreyΕ (Cubed) That's Corey x Corey x Corey
C3 you want fries with that?
------------------ I like chicken,it tastes like chicken.
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Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **Mr. Moose sets up a stand selling Spamburgers. A newbie buys and eats one. The newbie loses one Karma point. **
You had two right? You must've had to try them before you started selling 'em.
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **You had two right? You must've had to try them before you started selling 'em.;)
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no three, I worked off one with 25 posts.
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Overrider walks in
"Welcome back Overrider!" everyone shouts they give him chocolate and candy and he sits down to eat it. "Rawzer, you can come to my bar at the ferazel board or the Overrider boards
------------------ My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara" What do you think?
I'm NOT a newbie! My computer messed up and I had to start over.
I don't need your money! My philosophy: if it isn't true in the game, it isn't true on the boards (except for this entire topic). Rawzerocker Bar went out of business, and the Eldrdods moved to Stardock Alpha. My 7 Rebel Cruisers were replaced by a shuttle, and my fortune was diminished to 10,000 credits. (Now I have a Courier and 150,000.)
I figured Burchan would be god of wealth because his ship carries so much money.
I like this bar just fine, Overrider. But thanks anyway.
See ya!
------------------ I don't care what the moderators say, my nickname is swedish chef.
(quote)Originally posted by Rawzer: **1) I'm NOT a newbie! My computer messed up and I had to start over.
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I'm just a little perturbed (sp?) that someone would ask if I'm a newbie! Just the thought!
Originally posted by Rawzer: **I'm just a little perturbed (sp?) that someone would ask if I'm a newbie! Just the thought!
I was only joking.
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Wratho enters the bar. "Attention, attention, I would like to tell all of you something very important. ALL WHO PLAYS RUNESCAPE ARE JERKS AND HAVE A DESPERATE LACK OF LIFE AND INTRESTING THINGS TO DO!!" I just felt I had to warn you, since I noticed Rawzers nickname swedish chef, and I saw one named that on that blasted net-game, the one and only time I played it. Hej dΔΊ.
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I WISH my nickname was swedish chef! That would be so cool EVula, sovietmikee, Micah L, or Chamrin (hint, hint)! Yeah, I know YOU can't change it, but could you suggest it to Andrew? (Andros, god of luck. All hail Andros. ;)) Yeah, I know that's the 50 millionth time I've asked, but c'mon!!!!
Yeah, so, I'm still dirt poor with a crappy ship, a good legal record everywhere, and no fighting abilities. I'm just hanging out at the Boozerama (on Boozeramos), when some guy walks up behind me. I feel something press up against my back. "Don't talk," a voice says. "Walk casually out of the bar." "What if I don't?" "I have the firepower to blow up this bar with everyone inside it." I look around and see that there are a good 2 dozen customers present. "Uh, okay then." I calmly walk out of the bar. The strange person puts handcuffs on me, then reveals his face. It is none other than Matthew Burch himself! Inside I have a strange mixture of anger, fear, guilt, and I feel like praising him! "Hey! What's with the restraining device, o great powerful one?" "Shut up! Get on my ship!" "Yes, sir." I quickly jump aboard. "Come with me." I follow him to the engine room. "I am about to ask you for something very important," he says."Can you hotwire a Kestral?" "What?!" "Uh, yeah. I, uh, lost my keycard. It was enough trouble trying to get the door open without anyone noticing!" "Well, I'll see what I can do." My friends always admired the way I could make a poker face. I followed him to the bridge. "You run this entire thing by yourself?" "Yep." "Wow. Uh, okay, let me see what I can do. Where's the maintenance panel?" "Right over there." "Hey! What's that in your pocket?!" "What pocket?" "Your jacket pocket! The left one!" He pulls out a keycard. "Oh. Uh, yep. Here it is. Heh, heh. Yeah, well, thanks. Now get out." "But- c'mon! <sigh> Okay." As I see his ship take off, I walk back into the bar. My drink is gone. Silver Dragon is very drunk. Another day at the Boozerama.
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 06-02-2001).)
Would the mods get mad at me if I made a topic called, "Which member/mod has the coolest name?" I assume they would.
There's only one way to find out!.....well maybe two!
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Originally posted by rebel council: **There's only one way to find out!.....well maybe two!
There are at least two.
------------------ I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel
What's the other way? Have someone else do it? You do it, rebel council. I've gotton on their bad side already!
------------------ I dun't cere-a vhet zee mudereturs sey, my neeckneme-a is svedeesh cheff.
Never mind, turns out I got rewarded. Cool. (Easy, easy, careful not to gloat...)
Well, Rawzer, in his courier, disabled a bulk freighter and stole what little he could. Then a nearby Confed Cruiser blew the stuffing out of him! :eek: So now, Rawzer, Jr. (still me, though) sets off to follow in his father's footprints, as an interplanetary delivery boy. He buys a scoutship, and upgrades it so much that he can almost buy an argosy with very little money! But can't yet. :frown:
Rawzer, Jr. also hangs out at the Boozerama.
"Evening, Ultimate Rebel. I'll have straight vodka on the rocks."
UR pours some pebbles into a drink. "Here you are."
"Thanks. Hey! What's this olive doing in here! It's wasting room for the alcohol!"
"Sorry, jeez, I thought you'd like it."
"That's okay."
(ENTER YOUR OWN PLOT TWIST HERE)
------------------ Rawzer- the "swedish chef."
Rawzer Jr. faints from the straight vodka. UR gives him some brandy that is over 100yrs old and very bitter. RJR: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! That tastes horrible! UR: At least you woke up. Have some scotch and soda. UR remembers Overrider and gives him some soda and candy
That's not much of a plot twist! Try again!
Originally posted by Rawzer: **That's not much of a plot twist! Try again!:)
Who said that was supposed to be plot twist?
I thought I did. Maybe not. I'll think of one, but it's late for me now.