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With Earth's only moon gone, the balance of Earth goes completely out of whack! The Sahara desert becomes flooded, Antarctica turns into desert, a sunny vaction in Cuba becomes a winter wonderland! People freeze to death, burn to death, drown, and die of thirst. The Confederate Senate buiding becomes washed away in a tidal wave!
Awesome! Nice work, Ultimate Rebel!
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So, no one cares about the fate of Earth? :frown:
Rebel walks into the bar and sits down at the nearest stool. "Hey Ultimate Rebel, nice name!" =o)
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I beginning to realize the fate of this topic. I remeber when I'd be gone for 5 hours, come back, and find 8 new posts. Now I leave for a weekend, and no one has responded. I feel like I'm the only one who posts anything interesting. What happened to Galctic Punk, Silver Dragon, Lord Gwidion, Rebel Council? The glory days of this topic are ending fast. And this has been here so long! I just want to know if this topic is dead or what.
So sad. <sniff> :frown:
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Originally posted by ~Rebel~: **Rebel walks into the bar and sits down at the nearest stool. "Hey Ultimate Rebel, nice name!" =o)
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you got a nice one too!
Mars is the only port left in sol, but due to it being about half the size of earth it has been crammed. There is now traffic in the system above, very few people can get in or out of the planet. Many of their ships are trying to save anyone left on earth. the time was perfect for an attack. an extremely large fleet containing 30 cruisers 45 destroyers and 75 extra mantas came into the system. in minutes every ship in the system was disabled and being taken over for the supplies. the sol system now belongs to the Rebellion!! a new moon was dragged to sol, and stardock alpha was rebuilt and named stardock beta
I have been gone for five days and not even five posts have been added! :eek: I, too, remember when a few posts appeared every day! Damn "battle for sol(the ultimate bar)"!!! it stole all the customers away!!! :mad: now there is only me Rawzer and the occasional visitor!! Oh well, lets continue untill we reach 200 posts. :frown: so i have lots of smilies.
------------------ I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel
RG goes to stardock beta to perform a recon op. Unknown to the revelling inhabitants, he is really the Supreme Commander of the Confederate T-Group. The T-Group is a top secret division of the Ministry of Defense. They experiment with, and create, weapons of mass destruction. Realizing all the rebels are drunk, he activates a sub-space tracker on his wrist watch. ----------- Commander Garhbon, first officer of the Confed Experiment Heavy BattleCruiser Klack, was awakened by a flashing red light on his computer terminal. He proceeded to cuss into the air and then pressed a large red button. ----------- Admiral Cottein was alert and ready when the fleet first appeared. As soon as his radar screen started flashing unreal number, he called a red alert. He started to get up, but never finished. As soon as he gave the order, a gravity well consumed his ship. ----------- RG then teleported as soon as he got the all clear signal. ---------- The Klack initiated a subspace tear and launched a 1000000 teraton nuclear device into it. They then activated a quantum teleport and were teleported 5 days into the past onto Ruby, makeshift headquarters of the Senate. ---------- The tear ripped through earth, stardock beta, luna, and mars, like a scissors cutting paper. Traveling 50 times faster than the speed of light, it soon enters another dimension. Because of the induced continum, the part of the universe where Sol was collapsed into infinite density.
Yeah, but since Real Gravity isn't a member, none of that really happened.
Well, this is a start. Nice job.
Rawzer takes a trip to Earth, the newest uninhabited planet in the galaxy. He visits the place where he was born, before the Rebellion, before the Confederacy, before the aliens. To his dismay, the exact coordinates of his old home are right above a boiling lake, heated by an erupting underwater volcano. He takes his Kestral, Space Dust, into orbit, and then travels to Stardock Beta, a one and a half hour flight. On arrival, he meets his friend Ultimate Rebel, in his new bar, The Boozerama Beta Bar.
UR:"Hey, whussup?" RZ:"Just finished visiting my old home." "Did it survive the climate change?" "I doubt it. It was made out of adobe." "Ouch. Hey, aren't you supposed to be taking care of my bar on New France?" <thinking quickly>"Yes, I am. This is just a holographic image of me." "Uh huh. And that's a hologaphic Kestral in that docking space right outside my bar that says 'Space Dust'?" <long pause>"Yes." "Get out of here, you dirty rotten scoundrel." "Fine, I'll have a gin 'n' whiskey, shaken not stirred, on the rocks." "Get the hell out you bum!" "Okay, alright!"
When Rawzer returned to the bridge he found a large bottle of gin and a large bottle of whisky. he put some of both in the shaker that was there also and poured it in the glass that had some candy rocks. " how the hell did UR get into my ship unnoticed, and before me?!"
Edward walks into the bar for the first time in months, and realizes this is the only topic still left that was up when he first came, and when he left, and now thats hes back. Edward takes a drink and then calls attention to say that he loves you all and this bar, and that we've had some great times in here and on this board which will not be forgotten. Amid all the tears and remicising, Edward takes another drink, then sits down at the nearest table to listen to some great stories....
------------------ -Edward Zeth-
Don't worry I'm taking care of it, remember! I couldn't learn French so I tought them English! They have truble pronouncing some vowels but it's undrestandable.
Public anounsment:Would the owner of the with Clipper with the code A4D QPS 9R2 please turn off the secondary thrusters at the main dock.
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MM turns off the secondary thrusters on his Clipper.
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I walk in one of the many conveniantly locationed Boozerama bars and see two rebel generals sitting in the corner. I leap forth introdusing my self.
"Hello there gentlmen" I say "I'm rebel council" "Who?" They say "The guy you gave the cloaking device" "Wha?" "You gave me all those medals for killing all those confeds" "Wait a minute...." one of them says <clear throat>"The guy who accidently destroyed 7 of your ships" I wisper "..OH, you're RC the Retarded Crackhead" "HEY, thats not what RC stands for. You cant blame me for being a little drunk I practically live in these bars" "So what do you whant" they say"some money for vodka" "Hey, I have more money than you!" "No, I was wondering if you have an interesting mission for me" ................ ................ "Well do you?" "Yes, it's a mission were you have to go over there and fetch me another drink, he he he" "GRRRRRRR" "Okay, okay sorry.Here a real mission." "I'm suposed to test out an inter dimentional warp drive engine?"I ask "Yeah! Can you belive those bstards wanted me, the Grand General, to do that!" "Okay I'll do it, but how much will you pay?" "For compleating this mission, alive.... "whaaa? "the government will present you with the new prototype ship. The S-2 Pantom. The biggest and fsatest ship in the galaxy, out fited with a inter dimentional warp drive engine, cloaking device and a particle beam, among other things.
Filled with glee I run out the bar and into my ship. Seconds later realising that the inter dimentional warp drive engine's presence on my ship would help me test it.
Tune in tommorow for the conclution of this not so exiting story
(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 06-28-2001).)
Originally posted by rebel council: **RC walks in one of the many conveniantly locationed Boo
What's Boo?
Welcome back, Zeth!
i think he might be trying to say booth.
I didn't finish writing and accidently sent it.
Captaintripps sets up a card table in the corner hoping someone is up for gambling.
------------------ GIJew, the real American Hebrew - Aunt Bea's Marauders
Magpie the captain of the Suardian Freehold Battledragon "Avenger" walks in and sits down at the card table. A few of the Patrons turn towards Magpie, one yells "Hey Magpie!" Magpie turns towards the foolish patron "arn't you that idiot who likes ta make scraches on peoples ships with ya pove weapons?" The unfortunate drunkard askes. Magpies scails flare a vivid red as he walks over to the man. The drunk gulps. Out of Magpies right hand emerges five razor sharp blades each as long as the mans arm. With a single swipe Magpie dissembowls the man and returns to the table with a wry smile on his face.
Captaintripps deals out a hand of blackjack.
RC come back from testing the new engine in his new S-2 Pantom with 6 rebel cruiser escorts
Rawzer comes back from his brief visit to the historical archives on Armstrong. He has found out that he is blood-related to Cassius Clay, ambassador to Russia during Abraham Lincoln's presidency in the United States of America on Earth, way before they discovered any othe star systems.They didn't even know of all the other planets in their system! He also found out that Clay once killed someone with a bowie knife. Rawzer spent hours trying to find out what the hell a "knife" was. It was a short, sharp, metal blade used for cutting someone open in order to kill them. What crazy technology they had back then!
P.S. I did all of this research in my KESTRAL !!!!!!
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 06-30-2001).)