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Originally posted by The Jolly Green Giant: **Why the heck do you not have an airlock?
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sorry double post. if any mods read this, please delete it.
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(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 05-13-2001).)
Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **sorry double post. if any mods read this, please delete it.
That's okay. I forgive you. Okay, now let's have a plot twist of some sort... hmmm...
Okay!
Rawzer docks all 7 of his Rebel Cruisers to the bar. Actually his is connected, and his escorts form a "snake" connecting to his (THAT would look interesting). So, Rawzer and the pilots of his other ships step into the bar. They all order Saalian brandy (from EVO). After Rawzer gets quite drunk, his senior officers decide to wait for him in their ships. Since they have nothing better to do, they just fly aroung playing war games, having a good time.
Just then, as 9 pirate Kestrals jump into Zebetrious, Rawzer is "getting sick" all over the place.
Luckily, the bar is not in Zebetrious, it moved to NGC-8724 after Mine blew up, and is curruntly orbiting around P-8724. So the officers are still having fun. UR says:
"Hey, I'm gonna take this baby down onto the planet. You're gonna have to undock. I'll call yur buddies to do it for you."
Rawzer is asleep. His officers are playing ping-pong in the bar/freighter. They have landed. UR thinks to himself, 'Hey, this planet isn't half bad. The air is breatheable. I bet we could start a colony here.'
So, the next day, UR tells Rawzer his idea.
Rawzer:"Hmm. It could work. So, are you planning on a dark, dingy, pirate-infested colony; or a light, happy, fun-for-the-whole-family colony?"
UR:"Uhh... We'll just have to see what we get."
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Originally posted by Rawzer: **That's okay. I forgive you.;) Okay, now let's have a plot twist of some sort... hmmm...
So we have 14 rebel cruisers, the bar/ship, and everyone else's ships. hmmmm.
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Mr. Moose starts building a dark, dingy, pirate colony.
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **So we have 14 rebel cruisers, the bar/ship, and everyone else's ships. hmmmm.
Where did the number 14 come from? Rebel council? He's here? I thought it was just me! Who's everyone else? Well, anyway...
The colony has been started, and, because of the nebula, there are pirates abound. Including Mr. Moose, the cheat addict. So there is no growth whatsoever to the colony. We all decide to move yet again all the way across the galaxy to THX-1138, on George's World, just outside of Satori. Makes sense. Whatever gets to us has to get through Rebel defenses.
Sooo... wait a minute. That means that only the tough ones get through. Drat! Oh well. But we're stuck here, and that's that. Period.
So George's World is the new site of the Boozarama. Come one, come all! (Except chidren under legal drinking age...of 3)
Originally posted by Rawzer: **Where did the number 14 come from? Rebel council? He's here? I thought it was just me! Who's everyone else? Well, anyway...
14 came from your fleet and mine. Since there are violent earthquakes all the ships must keep their repulsor lifts on. And since we passed Satori, i bought another Rebel Cruiser making our fleet 15. Unless rebel council has a large fleet with him. edit: in spain the legal drinking age is 16, and there is no age requirement for smoking. isn't that weird(compared to the states)?
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **14 came from your fleet and mine. Since there are violent earthquakes all the ships must keep their repulsor lifts on. And since we passed Satori, i bought another Rebel Cruiser making our fleet 15. Unless rebel council has a large fleet with him. edit: in spain the legal drinking age is 16, and there is no age requirement for smoking. isn't that weird(compared to the states)?
George's World has earthquakes? Drat again. Okay, all the buildings and landing platforms are set on springs, which block out the eruptions. And you can only have 6 escorts!
Wait a minute, Rawzer has 7 Rebel Cruisers. So do Ultimate Rebel and rebel council! That's 21 Rebel Cruisers and ummm... 84 mantas!!!! Wow! Is this a well protected colony or what? This looks like a good time for another plot twist.
A pirate Kestral fleet jumps into our system!!!!
Then we blow them up and steal all their money. Wait. Reverse that.
Then we get drunk. And play pool.
The End.
So sue me if I'm not very imaginative anymore!
Hey, UR, do you really live in Spain? If so, you're computer English is quite good. If not, I'm an idiot. A mentally disturbed, paranoid idiot. You should see me around women. Wait. Scratch that. No you shouldn't. Get the picture? No? Good.
Heh, heh, heh. So long!
yes i do live in spain. though it is to learn spanish, i live in the states but i'm just visiting. there are people here who speak very good english.
Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **yes i do live in spain. though it is to learn spanish, i live in the states but i'm just visiting. there are people here who speak very good english.
So, like an exchange student? Cool. I did that in France.
Hey! Let's get this story going!
I dont know how you can transfer from one country to another as an exchange student! Is'nt it scary. I'm scared to go to Quibec and thats just here in Canada but another country.... NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anyways! Greate I forgot what I was going to say! Some thing about the story.....hmm... Oh well!
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Originally posted by Rawzer: **So, like an exchange student? Cool. I did that in France.
no it's not exchange student. it's exchange teacher. my mom is a spanish teacher, and she switched with an english teacher here. so my sister and i got to go to. (though i wish my sister didn't come) do you know any french? i can count up to eight :redface: in french that is.
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Originally posted by rebel council: **I dont know how you can transfer from one country to another as an exchange student! Is'nt it scary. I'm scared to go to Quibec and thats just here in Canada but another country.... NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
that's ok. i know, we went to the system that ruby is in. then we land on the uninhabited planet (we can't leave or else we'll die of the toxic gas) then we ambush them (with our large fleet) and take over! now we have a decent planet. it also has supplies for the repair of our ships!
Hey! Now the Rebels and Rebel sympathizers have completely surrounded all Confed systems! Awsesome! The path is clear for a Rebel full-frontal attack coming from all directions! Whoo-hoo! The Rebels wipe out all Confed systems, then pause outside Sol, creating a blockade! Yes! The future of the Confeds is gone! Boo-yah! All the Rebels have a party! All the ones off-duty come to the newly named planet, Boozaramos. It's the biggest kegger in the history of the galaxy! Ultimate Rebel becomes the richest man in the universe! Everyone's happy! Except the Confeds! Yeah!!!!
Oh thanks! Now what are we going to talk about!.............Yep
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CE decides to give his bar to Rawzer. He hopes Rawzer will make a better owneras CE didn't even remember to put an airlock on his bar.
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FatherQ walks in, buys a drink, eats a cheeseburger, buys another drink, eats another cheeseburger, does this for about 3 hours, then leaves.
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wow! it's amazing he fit through the door! :eek: aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! alien attack!!!!! run for for your ships! wait a second, lets attack them!! the large fleet enters space, then destroys the pitiful alien task force. :rolleyes:
RC asked his friends in the Confed Navy(rebel sympethysers) to join him at the ber and increase the Bar fleet to 64 Redel and Confed Cruisers.
Rawzer puts his bar on the other side of the galaxy, so there's no competition to the Boozarama on Boozaramos (Ruby). Rawzer also constantely leaves it in someone else's charge, as he is always hanging out at the Boozarama. But the money still goes to him.
Rawzer fits his bar with weapons detectors, triple-tritanium-plated walls, robot barkeeper, automatic multiturret proton laser security system, and the swankiest music band in the known galaxy, The Eldrods!
Thousands of teens flock to Hikeeba to hear the lead singer, none other than Stastima Budrocker! On lead flonk, Bud Wyser! On the drooze, Guy Richardson! And on the low-key, systematic, turbo power driver, Flemmy Glokel! It's simply the band that everyone loves!
But the Boozarama is also doing quite well, as the regulars there detest the high-pitch screeching of Budrocker.
See ya!
Originally posted by Rawzer: **Rawzer puts his bar on the other side of the galaxy, so there's no competition to the Boozarama on Boozaramos (Ruby). Rawzer also constantely leaves it in someone else's charge, as he is always hanging out at the Boozarama. But the money still goes to him.:D
where did you come up with all those names and words?! UR then buys two more bulk freighters for extra food/booze storage. they are ships in case they have to leave the planet. UR also gets a new burger, the 20 pounder! (about 10 kilograms) it is filled with the best synthetic crap in the galaxy.