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UR then gives Rawzer a drink that is made for making people sober, but Rawzer falls to the floor and starts sleeping. UR picks him up and puts him on a bench seat in side of the bar, but first makes sure that Rawzer does not have any packages (especially one that says "to be delivered yesterday"), he doesn't so he puts a plate of food next to him to try to wake him up.
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Just as Rawzer reaches the climax of his dream, the aroma of yellow goop catches his nose.
"Yawwwwn. Hey what's this? Yellow goop! My favorite! You're the best, Ultimate Rebel!"
Rawzer then realizes that the reason he is so hugry is because he has been sitting at his on board computer non-stop playing EV for 3 days. After gorging himself, he steps outside, and, "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
He falls into a mysterious hole running through the middle of Mine! Luckily he has his jet boots on. He falls so far that he only needs a little boost to get back out. Like a sling shot effect. Of course now he is on the other side of a mysterious planet! As he pops out the other side, he finds himself in the middle of a wreckage of an alien capital building, and a thousand angry aliens!
"See ya!"
He jumps back into the hole, and runs into Silver Dragon on the other side. He then pushes SD through the hole. Running inside, he tells UR to pull the bulk freighter bar off the planet. Then he sends a message to the aliens telling them that the guy stuck in the middle of the planet is to blame. As excpected, 532 warships fly away from the planet and blow it to smithereens. Also, because of the explosion and lack of planet, Minenotyours goes hurtling off into space.
Rawzer and Ultimate Rebel hi-five.
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Crafty walks into the Boozerama. He takes a look around, acquainting himself with the odd array of personalities meandering about. After removing his sunglasses, he steps up to the bar. "Ginnian Tonix," he says to the bartender. "Actually, make it a double." Afterall, it's been a long day. Hunting Kestrels can be quite stressful, and there were repairs to be done. A Defender won't heal itself, as much as he might've liked. After his drink is made, he walks to a reletively unpopulated corner of the room and takes a seat in an empty booth, back to the wall. He takes a gulp of his drink and props his feet on the table, watching the world go by.
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Mr. Moose hires the planet builders from Magrathea to make a planet for the bar to land. Mr. Moose enters the bar only to rememeber that he is too poor to afford a drink.(Hey those planets are expensive)
------------------ They'll try to kill 'em all with the FORKLIFT!
To solve his problem Mr. Moose robs the wall of 5 credits to buy a drink.
RC walks into the bar......looks around..........walks up to RW..................starts arguing about how to spell "inebriated"
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Originally posted by rebel council: **RC walks into the bar......looks around..........walks up to RW..................starts arguing about how to spell "inebriated"
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Mr. Moose stops the fight by buy them both drinks with their own money(I'm so poor.) They both fall over "inebriated"
UR: Hey! this is the highest amount of people i've had in my bar yet!! maybe i should just keep my bar in space.
IT'S IN SPACE?
Space! Ahhh! choke gag wheeze
Capt. Editor's bar quickly takes off from Minenotyours and flies to a nearby planet. He then equips his bar with a whole bunch of really big and powerful weapons(too many to list ;)) and flies over to the Bulk Frieghter.
"Open Fire!!!!"
he mangles and criples the bulk frieghter until everyone evacuates on their flying barstools(hehe ;)).
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you couldn't have done that. the freighter bar is in another system.
Let me clear a few things up. The Boozarama Bar is a bulk freighter with nothing but different types of alchohol in its cargo holds. "Inebriated" is actually spelled I-N-E-B-R-I-A-T-E-D. And let's just assume that Captain Editor does have hyperdrive on his bar, but failed to build an airlock.
Have a nice day!
Yes and the Wall lives in the bar even though we ought to throw it out.
Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **Yes and the Wall lives in the bar even though we ought to throw it out.:)
there is more than one wall in my bar. though the one that SD likes to fight with is in his ship. (he doesn't know that either)
Bulk Freiter as a Bar.......Intresting. Whould be cool in a plug! haha
Originally posted by rebel council: **Bulk Freiter as a Bar.......Intresting. Whould be cool in a plug! haha
maybe. it can run away if attacked!
Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **maybe. it can run away if attacked!;) **
hahaha!!!!
and yes, I also retro-fitted my bar with a hyperdrive, but I'll have to do something about that airlock
Why the heck do you not have an airlock?
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Originally posted by The Jolly Green Giant: **Why the heck do you not have an airlock?
because he is stupid! (no offense) no he just forgot he didn't have an airlock, because his bar wasn't a ship.
(This message has been edited by Ultimate Rebel (edited 05-13-2001).)