Boozerama Bar: Eternity

I don't know. Im one of the few, along with UR, and a few others that have posted a ton. At least half of my posts are in BBs.

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Dammit! Missed my 300th post!!
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I guess the members come and go...sighhhh I miss the old Boozerama-ness.

To prove her point, Trugati blows the bar up and sulks outside.

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Blows Trugdi's (sp?) head off, ond sulks next to her bloody body.

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EVWeb decides that they left because they were tired of getting killed. EVWeb blows the regenerator to bits, then leaves for his ship.

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The Regenerator regenerates by use of The Cheats Regenerator RegeneratorŞ. The cheat walks over to the bar and asks for a plasma granade.
"Do you have any plasma granades?"
"Beep... Boop... No."
"ooook.... Whats that behind you?"
The Bar bot turns around and The Cheat blasts it into a wall leaving a dent. Under his breath, the cheat says "Stupid robot"
The Cheat leaves on his quest for a plasma granade.

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In order to help The Cheat find his beloved hand grenade he whips one out of his utility belt and imbeds it in his head.

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**I've her point, Trugati blows the bar up and sulks outside.
**

pp attempts to cheer her up by getting her a Vanilla Coke. When he sees that this isn't working, pp shoots Trugati in the foot.

Just like old times, 'eh? 😛

(edit) whoops... stupid code. not used to UBB anymore.

(double-edit) oh my God, Luke's back! when did that happen?

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-26-2004).)

(testing)
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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-26-2004).)

DeadBeat grabs pp's head and smashes while yelling "testing, testing!!"
He then runs Trugati over with an ultra pogo stick for sulking.

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DE gets a microphone and huge, powerful speakers and yells "Testing!!!" All the glass in the bar shatters.

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EVWeb wonders what the testing is about, then tests his new partical rifle on DestroyerE.

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DE tests his shield and flamethrower on EVWeb.

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Meanwhile, in an ill-kept corner of the bar pp cowers in fear, never having seen such hideous and violent testing in his life.

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-27-2004).)

(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-28-2004).)

EVWeb tests his running skills, then plugs his rifle into a wall sprocket super charging it. The result was a huge explosion destroying DestroyerE.

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DeadBeat grabs pp and polka dances his fears away then into his nightmares.

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
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Quote

Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**...hideous and violent testing...

**

The W.A.S.L.
Washington Assessment of Student Learning.

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whyme is very tired. whyme takes a nap.

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The Cheat reminds emainiac of his 'youcanttouchmecuzimallpowerful' sheild. TC pulls out his Hypervelocitygonnakiclyourass super shot blaster and bows off emainiacs head. The cheat then walks around shooting various pepole. He camps by the regenerator and shoots anyone that comes out. its mostly emainiac.

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EVWeb walks over to the counter and orders a Brandy, then wonders how long the bar will exist at the rate of current destruction. He decides to speed it up, by blowing, yet another hole in the bar.

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
DeadBeat grabs pp and polka dances his fears away then into his nightmares.

Unfortunately for DeadBeat, pp is an awful dancer and, within minutes, DB has a bruise on his foot painful enough to justify his going to the hospital.

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Originally posted by EVWeb:
EVWeb walks over to the counter and orders a Brandy, then wonders how long the bar will exist at the rate of current destruction. He decides to speed it up, by blowing, yet another hole in the bar.

After DB is carried away in a stretcher, pp quickly reminds EVWeb that everything in the bar regenerates, including the walls. Having said this, pp decides to join in on the fun, blowing up entire wings of the bar at a time.

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 01-28-2004).)