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emainiac once again tries and sells s######s. (see BB:TR)
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nOOb feels like he is being followed, he turns around only to see a sign. He feels like he is being followed again, turns and sees a sign. He walks on, police staring at nOOb and goes into his house for some sleep. The next morning the Sign is waiting for him. nOOb finally decides to read the sign and realizes he wanted to kill maniak, instead he takes a less brutal route and throws out his computer, thus ending the annoying patching of viruses cause by maniak.
nOOb looks at the back of the sign it says: Made by 'whyme'. Revenge of the walking sign will come sweet... ------------------ I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Einstein
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Maniak escapes from jail. He then clears this criminal record, then destroys the bar and everyone in it. He then destroys the univers for the 6th time.
(Darn it! Why won't the universe stay destroyed> )
He then commits suicide, so the universe is empty. No more posts since you're all dead and this board and the bar don't exist anymore because they were blown up.
------------------ Maniak hacks like crazy!
The entire universe (exept for Mainiak regenerates)
whyme gently reminds maniak, (who is a two-year old with a temper-tantrum) that he cannot destroy the universe.
He then walks to the other side of the room whenever he sees nOOb.
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Dragoon kills emainiac for insinuating that his name is connected to Final Fantasy.
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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77: **Dragoon kills emainiac for insinuating that his name is connected to Final Fantasy.
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Then what is it from? Emainiac continues blasting eswdragoon with his Anti rubber XP CD blaster
A dragoon is a European military unit, trained and armed to fight mounted or on foot. The term has been around for centuries. As a verb, it means to go crazy wasabi on someone and totally give pwnage.
I hate Final Fantasy, for the record.
Ok. That explains everything. emainiac stops blasting esw-DRAGOON-77 but get whyme to rip off his armor and push him into the Acid/shark pit/moat
luckily for the dead people...the XP CDs, besides letting in 10 virii at once, lets in another virus, which just so happens to reset the options to reincarnation=on (permanently)...
Dash_Merc then blows himself up... and is reincarnated... Dash_Merc blows himself up... again... and is reincarnated... again... Dash_Merc does this as many times as possible before the menu pops up, and shows the score (he lost, badly...again)
wow...that was random for me...hurray for lack of sleep, and too much caffeine, and a long, cramped bus ride!
------------------ "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" "Better dead, than Confed!" One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help? I'm like a superhero, but with no powers or motivation.
Destroyer E, now visable walks into the bar. Hi Everybody!
DE turns invisable again and kicks everyone's butt.
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Maniac comes in again, takes out his tool box, and orders a quart of ginger ale. He then takes out a hammer and hits esw_dragon over the head with it, and cracks his skull. He then does the same for everyone else, including the bartender, who shrieks in agony.
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Mainiak missed DE because he was invisable.
DE fixes up the bartender. (Still invisable)
whyme watches as maniak pulls muscles in both his arms, because a hammer is very heavy for a two year old. He watches this from the shark pit, he and the sharks have gotten to be real friends after whyme realized that he spends most of his time there.
Tuskawillamac sets up a shark milkshake stand, its a hit!!!
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DeadBeat sets up an Armadillo Milkshake Stand but it's soon shut down by environmentalists and a crazed mob of feminists.
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whyme buys a s###### and gives a shark a few drops to make sure its not poisonous. Then he gives it a few more drops. Then hoping it'll do something good for him, he drinks it all. Hmmm. Whoa, everything looks weird. whyme realizes that he can actually see stuff. He staggers over the bathroom and takes out contacts. Thats better. whyme walks over maniak and steps on his sore shoulders. Sorry about that. He then orders a glass of orange juice and feeds the sharks peuneuts.
nOOb slips around the side of the bar. He throws a shot glass and hits the wall on the other side of the room. whyme looks over and nOOb slips some posion in whyme's orange juice. It starts to fizzle and bubble. whyme turns around and sees his bubbling drink, he drinks it anywho. nOOb slips out and on the way his trips spilling acid over himself. In a desperate attempt to save himself he jumps into the shark pit. Lucky for him, the sharks were full on peanuts, he will return.
------------------ I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Einstein
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UR walks in from the other bar covered with burns and frost bite. He sits on a bar stool and orders a drink. "dammit, why is it always the end of a bar when I'm not here!"
------------------ "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell -Ultimate Rebel
An elderly gentelman, outfitted in a simple grey suit walks into the bar. Upon seeing the death and destruction being unleashed by the occupants of the bar on each other, he sets to work. He gives the knight in rubber armor a Gentoo CD to load up. Upon the completion of the installation, -esw-dragoon_77 sets up a firewall to allow him to continue about his business normally. Meanwhile, the gentleman whips out his cerimonial rapier, dives into the pool, and proceeds to reduce the shark population to zero. He then makes soup out of the dead sharks' fins and offers it to the maimed and injured. He then goes to the bar, sits down on one of the few still intact barstools, and orders an Aranciata Soda. When asked his name, he replies simply, "Chuckles".
(This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited 10-17-2003).)