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EVWeb gets mad at UR for laughing, and shoots UR with everything he's got. Then decides to get another drink. He quickly runs to the bartender, gets a drink, and runs back behind his table to continue his war.
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The cheat walks back in after a few months. He pulls out his Hypervelocitygonnakiclyourass super shot blaster and takes aim at Cades head. "Hehe!" He pulls the trigger and cades head flys into the glass bottom boat rentals sinking them. "I hated glass bottom boats." The boats hit te bottom and find a roach juice spicket. RJ spews into the pool contaminating everything. the cheat then dawns his 'youcanttouchmecuzimallpowerful' sheild.
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UR comes out of the regenerator and press a button on his watch/communicator. Suddenly, EVWeb is attacked by the entire Pirate fleet.
------------------ "To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson -Ultimate Rebel
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DE gets an oversized mallet and hits emaniac several times in the head. emaniac is now flat.
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Meanwhile, Trugati is walking around the bar aimlessly, only to step on the flattened emainiac. Trugati looks at the intriguing object for a while and picks it up. Then she dumps it in a pan and gets the flour out. "Pancakes for only 100 credits!" she yells.
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DE gets a pancake, and puts an unhealthy amount of sugar, butter, and syrup on it.
Luke spontaneously combusts.
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EVWeb's table is blown to bits by the fleet, but then realizes that they are not pirates, but a Confederate Raid Fleet. EVWeb yells,"Emaniac is a traitor, blast him then wipe out the Confederates!" EVWeb has Evildrome open fire on the fleet, which is destroyed quickly, then continues his war , and his first target is Emaniac.
As he is beat up by every member of the bar, he begins to play (url="http://"http://www.drinkinggame.us/")The State of the Union Drinking Game(/url) And gets incredibly drunk and drops a nukular bomb on the bar. Blah blah blah...
But alas, the emainiac the pancake forgets its place- pancakes are to be smothered with syrup, cut up, and eaten, unworthy of killing humans. Trugati deals the pancake 10 lashes with her fork before gobbling it up. Then, suddenly moved by pity, she barfs into the regenerator, and out pops emainiac(covered in gastric acid, of course).
DE gets a root beer. Then, a random person in the bar explodes.
The Cheat explodes.
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Appalled at coming out of the regenerator covered in barf, he goes and takes a bath in the Acid Pit.
DE drinks 2131 root beers, and burps. The burp is so loud it makes all the glass in the bar shatter.
EVWeb continues to fire around the bar, then accidentally hits the acid pit. The acid spills all over the floor. EVWeb runs out of the bar, and waits for the mess to be cleaned up, because everyone is making a disturbance.
DeadBeat dances the dance of life.
------------------ "I'm being repressed!" -Dennis (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
UR comes in and sits down on the couch.
Appalled at the Normality of the bar in recent days... He orders a beer for everyone... AND SMASHES THE GLASSES OVER THEIR HEADS!!!!
Trugati wonders where the people who used to frequent the old Boozerama went.
Then Trugati picks up the shards of glass and throws it at EVWeb.