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Sejuk looks at The Cheat and says: "That was not at all a peacful solution to the problem at hand, next time time think of something non violent to solve your problems, Okay." He orders another sugerless ice tea.
------------------ The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.
UR wonders what happened to the guy who started a full out brawl as soon as he walked into the bar.
------------------ "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell -Ultimate Rebel
whyme whackes The Cheat on the head with the golden duh award. The sharks servive becuase they are acid resistant sharks DUH!
whyme whackes him extra for killing one of his shark friends!
------------------ So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet I know the monsters, and the monsters know me! Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.
The Cheat shoots Sejuk in both feet and in both hands. He shoves a granade in his/her mouth and puts out a shiny red button that activates it. He puts a sign that says 'The first one to press this button wins 100M Credits.' He then waits for someone to push the button.
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Rawzer enters the bar. He sees a button. He pushes it. He orders some vodka.
------------------ You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off! I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
welcome, sjk! proceeds to set up the previously dscussed diving board drags the board in the front door the randomly materializing bricks pelt Dash as he attempts to do so OW! pulls out an anti-brick umbrella sets up the diving board, throws away the umbrella and proceeds to jump onto the diving board...which falls out from underneath him, and dissintegrates, befoe he is suddenly bitten in half by an acid-pit-dwelling shark rematerializes, orders some vinegar (so his stomach won't be burned up by the acid), and bolts down the new diving board made from materialized bricks and brown slushies from the slushie machine that randomly appeared (is this all too random for you guys?) jumps into the acid pit **Dash's stomach remains for a couple seconds, floating atop the acid...then dissintegrates, and spills vinegar onto the nose of an anal-dwelling butt monkey...I mean...acid-pit-dwelling shark, equalizing the shark's nose's pH, thus disintegrating only the shark's nose...oops... (edit): P.S.-did anyone else notice that 'XP' looks like a smiley going "doh!" (as in, the face is realizing how crappy of a mistake it has made by releasing Windows XP...) just for that, Dash rematerializes, and jumps into the acid shark pit, running and jumping off the new brick diving board, which is made of randomly materializing bricks, which also randomly dematerialize...thus having no effect on how Dash jumps off the board (diving board...jumping off the board would leave me floating around never-ending, all-encompassing Ambrosia), and Dash clears the pit, and hits an invisible wall, which bounces him back onto the diving board, and by some semi-miraculous occurrence, every single brick happens to dematerialize at the same time, and Dash falls into the acid shark pit. He disintegrates and is eaten at the same time... ------------------ See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes I see fragged people... "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
(This message has been edited by Dash_Merc (edited 11-09-2003).)
After being beat up on sejuk suddenley realizes who he is and his mind reurns to normal. He runs out of the bar and comes back a few seconds later ready for action, pulling out a tritanium rod he wacks Rawzer over the head a few times, and then throws into the acid pool, after this he lobs a few grenades at The Cheat for putting a grenade in his mouth and shooting him, not quite staified with this he shoots him a few times. Then sits down once again, satisfied that he's been revenged.
DeadBeat force feeds Sajuk Roach Juice until he turns into a giant mutant roach and begins terrorizing the bar.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
DE looks at the confusion and fighting. Then he orders a root beer.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
<EDIT>Darn it.</EDIT> ------------------ Maniak hacks like crazy!
(This message has been edited by Maniak (edited 11-10-2003).)
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Originally posted by Maniak: ** <EDIT>Darn it.</EDIT>**
Awww... Look who's back!
Destroyer E wacks Maniak in the head for making a useless post.
DeadBeat feeds his lab rat Roach Juice and it mutates into a giant rat like cockroach. "Defend me" he yells at the large mutant, who is attempting to re-enter his now miniature wheel.
Sejuk, in his cockroach form, Devours Maniak, and promptly throws up his remains. He then turns around and orders a sauron ale from the bartender, and drinks it. The ale changes him back to his normal self again. He walks out the door and comes back a few minutes later with a diving board, which he promptly sets up over the shark pit. He then sits down to another ale.
DE puts a high dive next to Sejuk's diving board.
The cheat watches as a few granades hit the wall next to him and bounce back. He thinks nothing of it untill bullets bounce off the walls around him. He gets up, walks to a nearby wall, and turns a handle on a pipe. He walks back to his corner and bulids a 4 foot high wall around his corner and pushes a button on his remote control. Roach Juice starts pouring out of the pipe. A few seconds later its 3' 11'' high. The Cheat watches as everyone in the bar sizzles from the Roach Juice pool that is now most of the bar.
UR puts up a sign charging $1 to jump off the diving board or the high dive. Suddenly people rush to go off them, when before nobody paid attention to it. UR laughs under his breath.
**realizing that nobody else realized that his vanishing brick diving board ever existed, Dash puts up a sign:
Tourist Special! $3.00 for a dive and before and after pictures! Hurry! This offer will not last (tiny tiny print: for less than three trillion years)!
and everyone flocks to his diving board**
Dash laughs as the before and after pictures begin streaming out, and none of the people are getting their pictures...
------------------ See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes I see fragged people... "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
Sejuk stay safe from the roach juice, because after being a cockroach nothing from them can hurt him. He wades through the juice to the pipe and stops it, he then walks over and knocks a hole in The cheat's wall. And laughs at the results.
(This message has been edited by Sejuk (edited 11-10-2003).)
Oh crap...
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Originally posted by emainiac: ** Oh crap...
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?