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Originally posted by Luke: **...the communists of...
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...the United States, who lead the country for centuries. They decided to forget their history lessons and made the decision to sacrifice the potato plant to...
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...the AntiChrist, the most rabid liberal known in the...
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...slime pool of Slimepoolia!!! With that going on a very funky monkey started a........
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...game of telephone. He whispered to the dwarf sitting next to him, "The monkey children didn't heed my yerning for danish muffins." by the time it got to the potato plant, the message had distorted into...
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..."It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide!" causing a greennish-purple thing to...
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grow out of the potato plant and suddenly yell "curse you rozzers and monkey children! can't we all just get along?!" a hush of silence fell over all that were huddled together in that cell. Then everyone burst out laughing and realized what good friends they had become through all this nonsense. The monkey raised up a potato chip to make a toast to their newfound friendships, but suddenly the potato plant...
...sneezed up a tiny...
thermonuclear weapon which just happened to be armed with 3 seconds left on the timer. Now, everyone knew the Monkey was a traitor but it was too late because...
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...the nuclear weapon exploded, leading to massive destruction and...
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...chickens bearing...
Originally posted by spl_cadet: **...chickens bearing...
...gifts, beware the chickens bearing gifts because...
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..they will infiltrate decent society and cause a reign of maddness and terror...
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..that will strike fear into the hearts of all vegetarians in the worlds. We carnivores must unite! We must...
...dye our clothes pink and wear bras over our shirts and...
......stand tall so that we can reach the chikens in trees and......
...Let loose carniverous pig's...
........who chased the chikens......
...up to the Yukon, where they...
...froze their beaks and legs off. The pigs were about to close in on them when suddenly KFC's colonel jumped in front and shouted "wait! I can use these genetically mutated chickens for my meals!" the pigs then lost interest and went to a nearby bar and started planning how to...
Originally posted by aymeigh: **...froze their beaks and legs off. The pigs were about to close in on them when suddenly KFC's colonel jumped in front and shouted "wait! I can use these genetically mutated chickens for my meals!" the pigs then lost interest and went to a nearby bar and started planning how to...
...get to the bowling alley cause the bus drivers were on strike. Suddenly the pigs realized...