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...that their feet had turned into little pieces of caramel popcorn, so...

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...they drop by a local store and turn themselves in for meat. But the meat is infected with a deadly bacteria, which proceeds to...

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.....mutate the consumer into giant buck teeth man eating bunnies!!! With these things running around the public........

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...no woman or child was safer than a pair of dingo's kidneys which can illuminate up to...

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...100,000 pairs of boxer shorts owned by homosexuals. These lighted-up homo boxer shorts have the unique ability to...

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...tell the difference between two identical objects. However, since no one really needs this serviece, they..

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Originally posted by Luke:
**...tell the difference between two identical objects. However, since no one really needs this serviece, they..

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...became homeless. These homeless homo boxing shorts can be given good steady jobs if you call 1-800-19318523-208919. On a lighter note...

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(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 06-05-2002).)

..these boxer shorts are made from recycled drunk people, so everyone loves them. This is because...

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... the drunking power of the shorts makes everyone around a bit more drunk so everyone says: ŤThese shorts are my best friends because...ť

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
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....hell froze over last month which means I have to go to heavan so I will use the shorts for.......

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**....hell froze over last month which means I have to go to heavan so I will use the shorts for.......

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...nefarious purposes, such as...

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...selling on the black market of...

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Originally posted by Luke:
**...selling on the black market of...

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...Tau Prime, this would be a good investment because the people of Tau Prime enjoy these types of shorts quite a bit because...

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...Tau Prime is really, really...

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...no, we mean REALLY...

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**...no, we mean REALLY...

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...REALLY, REALLY, and no, we are not kidding REALLY...

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...REALLY, beyond any shadow of a doubt...

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... the Doubt being a tree that grows on Tau Prime and is R E A L L Y...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
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(This message has been edited by Ne Demord Jamais (edited 06-05-2002).)

...polka dotted like the buildings of Tau Prime. so...

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Insanity has its advantages

...the residents of Tau Prime sit around and admire their tree. But then space wraiths sweep down and...

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