Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

...pita bread. but little did he know that if you put his pickle friends with pita bread, they morph into a ghastly and fast growing...

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..Kitty!! The kitty started...

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...use his kitty box when suddenly he was run over by a large motorcycle, ridden by...

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

...Rubeus Hagrid the half giant who was killed instantly because...

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....none other than Bill Gates, who suddenly decided to....

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...because a flying sheep hit him square in the schnoz...

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...and a green yurt...

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...who had come into possesion of the fuzzy dice and was using them for a...

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If I lived in paradise, I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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.....a very large bunny rabbit who........

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...wasn't very fuzzy wuzzy, was he. so he took the dice and...

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...and throw it in the air, but Snypy the Sniper took a shot a it and the dice blew in thousand of pieces. Sbypy then walked away but was arrested by...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
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the Galactic Dice Command for violating rule #5037482975 which states that dice shall not be mutilated in any way without a legal Dicing License. They dragged the poor spider into their...

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**the Galactic Dice Command for violating rule #5037482975 which states that dice shall not be mutilated in any way without a legal Dicing License. They dragged the poor spider into their...

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...automatic living creature to fuzzy dice transmormer, the sniper had just suffered worst fate, being turned into fuzzy dice. As fuzzy dice he could only...

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If I lived in paradise, I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
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...be shot himself by his brother. He was arrested and also transformed in a dice. Rubeus Hagrid bought the tow dices and lived happily until Big Joe from...

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Big ass army man planet came and asked, "Dude, the guy said clip instead of magazine? Dude, that's...."

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**Big ass army man planet came and asked, "Dude, the guy said clip instead of magazine? Dude, that's...."

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...narley" Big Joe suddenly looked angered "Gimme the dice he said" Rubeus Hagrid was about to say no when...

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If I lived in paradise, I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...he exploded in a massive shower of molten effluence, showering the whole area with...

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I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

...licorice sticks.

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"And if he wrongs you seven times in one day and returns to you seven times saying 'I am sorry,' you should forgive him." Luke 17:4
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Everyone got mad and asked for revenge. They took their water pistols...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
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...And filled them with solid rocket fuel. How? 42. They then...

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