Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

...comic books that when read will rot the...

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Insanity has its advantages

...the hands of all readers and transform them into...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

... another set of FEET. He used those feet to run -- really fast; as fast as he could -- right out of this weird dream he'd been having. (The dream kept cycling around food topics) which finally got him to realize he had eaten too much that night before bed. So he climbed back into his ship and ...

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Courage stands halfway between cowardice and rashness, one of which is a lack, the other an excess of courage." ... Plutarch

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Originally posted by Kaptain Karl:
**... another set of FEET. He used those feet to run -- really fast; as fast as he could -- right out of this weird dream he'd been having. (The dream kept cycling around food topics) which finally got him to realize he had eaten too much that night before bed. So he climbed back into his ship and ...

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...jumped because he wasn't wearing any shoes and the floor was cold. He then realized that someone had stolen the fuzzy dice from his rear view mirror. There was only one person who could of done this, it was...

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If I lived in paradise, I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

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...the Grand Pubah of Hezgoh IV, who was better known as...

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...Junior the Grand Asparagus...

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...who, 500 years ago had frozen himself in a cryo-tube after declaring war on...

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

...a ***** king named Alfonzo D. ...

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......who went to college so he could..........

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...get it on with loads of hot chicks while plotting to...

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...kill his best friend who was attempting the same thing because he didn't want competition and...

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...Wanted the huge crapload of...

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**...Wanted the huge crapload of...

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...fuzzy dice, cause chicks on his world dig them because..

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If I lived in paradise, I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...they can double as...

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...dildoes, which of course leads to lots of...

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"And if he wrongs you seven times in one day and returns to you seven times saying 'I am sorry,' you should forgive him." Luke 17:4
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...unicycles...

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**...unicycles...

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...which were recently converted into battle vehicals by the...

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If I lived in paradise, I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...the Paperclip Men, who complete the cycle leading back to Larry the cucumber because they...

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"...and the older kids took the kindergarteners to the bathroom and gave them compaionship." -- my school's 1997 yearbook
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...love his juicy, pickle friends, because...

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...they taste great with...

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"...and the older kids took the kindergarteners to the bathroom and gave them compaionship." -- my school's 1997 yearbook
**(url="http://"http://www.cafepress.com/homefish")The Store of Bruce(/url)
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