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I always thought throwing an axe might be more effective....What r the rules for spoon fighting? Takes out his long spoon, suddenly a glow starts eminating from it
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what do you , Rules?... No really, uh lets see no conventional weapons (swords axes etc.) and no magic everything else goes! :):p
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Alright, then I challenge anyone to a duel! Suddenly SlaVitiCkus falls, and his spoon rolls into the time portal, never to be found again.....Well, thats inconvinient. You are all lucky, I would of defeated you all! Yea, well, maybe....Anyone got a spoon I can borrow?
Cha0s hands SlaVitiCkus a spoon and agrees to the duel. "How about tomorrow at noon?" Then, he treats himself to a Vanilla Coke (well, actually, he buys 2 to save money even though that isn't a problem) and orders a triple layer Chocolate Mousse cake (if you can make that Rawzer, you will get lots of money...). Then he sits back and waits.
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Originally posted by CI-Ia0s: **...orders a triple layer Chocolate Mousse cake (if you can make that Rawzer, you will get lots of money...)
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Rawzer turns to Suona. "Can you make one of those? Would you like a bonus?"
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pp whips up the drinks, gets the payment, and shoves some of the coins into his pocket innocently pp than realizes that him and Rawzer were in the middle of a fight. What happened to that?
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Eh. It's over. Or, it turned into a brawl. I forget.
Rawzer quickly grabs a firehose and ends the fight. "Take it outside!" he yells.
"How about tomorrow at noon?" Guess I kinda missed that. Who won?
I did, you filthy coward (jk ;))!!! You forfeit! At this point Cha0s takes a seat and drinks down his other Vanilla Coke while waiting for his cake.
aw shucks.... SlaVitiCkus whips out his spoon and rams it into ChaOs's cake. HAHAHA! Take that!
SlaVitiCkus ends up paying for another cake for ChaOs, and for the towel to clean both of them up.
Let's just say I won, and get back to drinking.
Rawzer goes on to make a killing on cake sales.
Affteerr waassttinnng evvveeerrry ouuuunccce oooffff gggooollldddd III haaavvvve, and drinking aboouuuuttttt 999,999 ccooccaaaa ccolllaasss, III aaammmm lliitteerraaalllyyy bboouunccinngg aaarrroouunnddd tthhheee rrooommm, aannndd sshhoouuttinngg soommmeetthhinnngg vveeerrryyyy mmuucchhh lliikkkee "Wheeekooooweeekoooooweeeekoooo!" and causing mayhem. Then my brain realizes that it just took in something like 60,000,000 grams of sugar, and completely shuts down. Before I go into a coma, I manage to mumble "must....drink....millionth....Coke." I remember the "Lavunith Powder incident" and realize that almost every time I come to this pub, I cause something catastrophic.
Edit: Spelling error
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Originally posted by Nadir I: **Affteerr waassttinnng evvveeerrry ouuuunccce oooffff gggooollldddd III haaavvvve, and drinking aboouuuuttttt 999,999 ccooccaaaa ccolllaasss, III aaammmm lliitteerraaalllyyy bboouunccinngg aaarrroouunnddd tthhheee rrooommm, aannndd sshhoouuttinngg soommmeetthhinnngg vveeerrryyyy mmuucchhh lliikkkee "Wheeekooooweeekoooooweeeekoooo!" and causing mayhem.
Yesiree, could you, erm, not do that? Please? pp decides to set up a soda-drinking contest and begins chugging down root beer.
SlaVitiCkus starts to chug Vanilla Coke. About his 50th one, he realizes that he cant find his gold bag. He begins to wonder what he's going to do about payment (or what limb is going to be chopped off)
Whoops....
Being a kind person, Cha0s lends him some, but expects it back within a week or else Cha0s will have a new slave, Mwuahahahahahaha.
Originally posted by CI-Ia0s: **Being a kind person, Cha0s lends him some, but expects it back within a week or else Cha0s will have a new slave, Mwuahahahahahaha.
pp would like to see this happen, so he whips out his patented time machine ( use your imagination ) and whips time forward one week. Heheheh...
ah crap, now thats not nice. How long am I a slave for?
Ever. Or until I decide to free you. Hmmmm....I'd stick with ever. :evil grin:
(This message has been edited by CI-Ia0s (edited 03-28-2003).)
Then Mithrandir walks into the bar. He sits at a stool. He speaks to Rawzer, "It is I, Gandalf the White, highest of mair, servent to the people of Manwe. I seam to be lost. After dwelling in the land of the west for a few houndred years, I decided to go on a vacation back to Middle-Earth. I think I got on the wrong boat and ended up in Upper-Earth, the land of Garendal. Oh well. The next boat doen't leave for about a month, so I might as well check this place out. Oh ya, if anyone makes me mad a will obliterate them with magic." He looks around a moment and then says, "Are those guys fighting with spoons? Oh whatever, I came here to get drunk, get me an ale. Oh buy the way, I found this name on the way here, does it belong to anyone?'
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