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hey, if there's an angry mob, that means that people are here, we tell them that supplies are gone, and close the time portal until they all buy a drink...
Edit- Hehe i'm at the top of the 4th and 5th pages, cool.
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus: **Edit- Hehe i'm at the top of the 4th and 5th pages, cool. **
Phooey. We've all got to spam until one of us lands on the top page. When pp hears this news, he runs off to cut off his flippers, for some reason.
------------------ "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-30-2003).)
Ouch, that had to of hurt you...
Suddenly, as SlaVitiCkus is thinking about his days as a slave, he slaps himself on the forehead.
I invented the Gold plug-in! I am never broke!
After mumbling a little, SlaVitiCkus's gold bag begins to grow and grow, when Rawzer says "Hey, no cheating in this bar. Is that all you ever do?" SlaVitiCkus stops giving himself gold, though still ends up with 250,000.
Spazzybob disapointed at the outcome of the SPOON WARS (available on DVD and VHS) no gold was thrown at all sniff. So when noone was lookng, he steals everyones purses, but then spends most of it to buy drinks for everyone. Halfway through the evning everyone realizes what hes been doing but think, what the hell either way we'd have spent it on drinks. Spazzy uses the remaining gold to outfit the bar with a computer romm with G4 powermacs 2.5 ghz dual proscessors and full versions of Quake three areana and Unreal tournament.
------------------ Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it -me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother
ah crap there goes my 250,000.
When nobody is looking he presses the ( button (yes, I press it, don't ask how or on what), and gets his gold back
Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus: **I invented the Gold plug-in! **
Really? Cool, .
pp steals all of SlaVitiCkus' gold, before watching dissapear! "Blasted elves!" (Yes, ladies and gentlemen, pp is highly drunk ). pp rushes off to wash his cocunut heads in anticipation for the golf tournament.
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SlaVitiCkus finnaly finds the secret of the AOL language, amazingly, he finds this online... (url="http://"http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/aoler.php")http://www.albinobla.../text/aoler.php(/url)
HAHAHAHA. I used the AOLish translater in Slavitikus's link and here's what I got: Original: So this thing translates to AOLish, eh? Lets see how it works. Wait a sec. Do I want to see the results of this? Translation: SO THIS THNG TRANSLAETS 2 AOLISH EH??!?!??! OMG WTF LOL L3TS SE HOW IT WORKS!!!1!!1! LOL WATE A SAC!11!1! OMG DO I WANT 2 SE TEH RESULTS OF THIS?!!??!!?! OMG LOL
Hehehehe. I am going to be laughing all night....
EDIT: Explained where I got that.
------------------ CI-I@()s (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/world-of-cha0s/")The Homepage of Cha0s(/url)
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Original: Hey, hey, hey, let's see what happens if I say, "I'm obssessed with girls!"
Traslated: H3Y HEY HAY L3TS SE WUT HAPENS IF I SAY IMM OBS3SAD WIT GIRLS!!1!!!!
Hrm... twisted grin
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Rawzer starts charging 10 gold to use the translator. And 5 to stop using it.
------------------ Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. -Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt The Aftermath will soon be upon you. Be warned.
SlaVitiCkus demands half since he posted it...SlaVitiCkus ends up settling for a piece of cheese due to his terrible debating skills..
Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus: **SlaVitiCkus demands half since he posted it...SlaVitiCkus ends up settling for a piece of cheese due to his terrible debating skills..
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However, Rawzer charges him use of all cheese in the pub and, as SlaVitiCkus is broke, even that is taken away. When SlaVitiCkus eats the cheese anyways and than can't pay up, SlaVitiCkus is forced to once again become a slave... to Rawzer.
How come everything loop-holes into me becoming a slave---Rawzer "Shut up, slave, I did not grant you permission to talk. Now go, make more cheese!"--SlaVitiCkus "Yes, sir"
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
Suona comes out of the kitchen with lots of yummie stuff to eat. She gives a plate of the food to SlaVitiCkus: "here, for you on the house, 'couse you're the house's slave now. Everyone else can buy a plate for 100 gp" (piece of dark spirit: +40 experience (it's only a piece of the dark spirit..), and very good for those heavy drinkers: it levels the decreasing of your stamina with 3 points every drink)
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LabRat comes in and tries to make Rawzer sell his slave,SlaVitiCkus in return for some weird conjurer tomes and weapons which his ranger can't use. but Rawzer tries to kill him with an axe. LabRat freezes him with Ice blast and tells everyone that drinks are free and distributes gold and useless conjurer tomes to everybody. and then he loses all his money at a slot machine and jumps off a cliff into the waiting hands of some cyclops who roast him for dinner .
(This message has been edited by LabRat (edited 04-01-2003).)
Wouldn't kill you to seperate your words into sentences, Labrat, rather than using the word saying Blahblahblah, but blahblahblah, but blahblahblah, and blahblahblah.
pp erm... for lack of content to place here, explodes.
And LabRat picks up the remains of pp and hurls him of the same cliff he jumped off earlier. And then LabRat stabs himself with a dagger and is sent to a nearby hospital to recuperate.
SlaVitiCkus collects LabRats and pp's life insurance to buy his freedom, then slaps himself as he once again realizes he could of used Gold.
SlaVitiCkus now has a big red mark on his forehead...