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Put me in, and have a quest to
a) Get me a Dackery (found somewhere hidden, of course)
Spoon dual (Same way as the Dwarven Runic Sword.
c) Kill LifeKnight ( )
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian. "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
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Originally posted by Rawzer: **Be sure to put me in there.
**
It'd be ludicrous not to...
------------------ I'm too sexy for your pants.
Make me say, "Welcome weary traveler! My name is Rawzer, and welcome to the Blue Mushroom Pub. Feel free to eat, drink, and just generally get drunk off yer keister! If you want a room to recover, it'll be 30 gold, up front."
The player should be allowed to say, "Yes, I think I'll take a room," "Do you serve take-out?" or "Thanks, but I think I'll just be passing through."
If the player asks for food for me to sell, have me say, "Oh, sure, here's our fine selection of foodstuffs."
I'll think up a menu later. Also, be sure to include Sidatious the Drink Mage Demon. I'll figure out something for him to say later.
------------------ Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one guy, but we killed him.
Have a penguin standing by a mop, but not using it...hint hint
Sidatious should say, "Hello, young traveler, I am Sidatious the Drink Mage Demon. Care for a cold one?"
The player can say, "Yeah, I'd like a drink," "Thanks, but no thanks."
The "yes" option should bring up an item menu of various drinks. Which I shall figure out later.
And have Agent_Vast's head on a pole giving out great words of advice like "Never try to take over this pub from Rawzer" (see pg. 27)
cool
i will get working on it soon. but because I have school & such, I probably won't finish it very soon.
(probably after this posat has died :frown:)
------------------ Hail the great ?!!! ????
Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego: **(probably after this posat has died:frown: )
This posat shall never die!
...
Hold on... "posat?"
From dictionary.com-
Acronym: POSAT; Portuguese Satellite
Hmm, oxy-moron?
After a VERY long absence (blame damn #ev3 :p), LifeKnight returns to the pub (and the boards, except for Just Chat). He looks beaten and bruised, and appears to be wheeling a bird cage into the pub. The cage is lined with gold, and a small African grey parrot is sitting inside. LifeKnight goes to get a drink. Meanwhile, the parrot starts saying things about "Redline" and "StuckUpNoseWoozle". Everybody glares at the parrot, when three men burst through the time portal (see! I remembered!). Everyone immedietly recognizes them as Andrew Welch, David Dunham, and TomWoozle. The three walk up to the bird cage and moki nods to the other two admins, who wheel the cage out. moki then goes up to the bar and demands to know who the bartender is. LifeKnight sneaks into the pool.
Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus: **c) Kill LifeKnight (:) ) **
No.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/ambrosiamemberstonight/")Ambrosia Members Tonight!(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/spamguy/moderatorsong.mp3")The Moderator Song(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.lordofthecows.com/music/board_members/evula/evula.mp3")EVula(/url) / (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")The real EVula.com(/url) Jingle Bells, Windoze smells, (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202.html")The Blue Mushroom Pub(/url) rocks (all 25+ pages worth)! How are you gentlemen!! (url="http://"http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com")All your base are belong to us!(/url) You are on ze way to destruction. You will have no chance to survive make your time...Mwa ha ha ha... -ZeroWing CATS, (url="http://"http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/")All your Base(/url)
Rawzer cautiously raises his hand. Andrew approaches him, stares him straight in the eye, and gives him 100 thousand gold for rescuing his parrot.
One round of drinks, on the house!
Andrew demands to know who brought the bird into the bar in the first place.
-------------------- On #nova, about now...
<Azzy> if I find any of you in my bed, keep in mind I own a gun
Kryten whispers in Andrew's ear.
Andrew then walks over to LifeKnight and chops his head off.
------------------ "There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons (url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url) (url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)
Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego: (B (oh, this plug will take quite a while, as i need to learn more about coldstone. (/B)
Try going to the (url="http://"http://coldstone.proboards7.com")Coldstone Resource Centre Webboard(/url) if you need help, or the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=48&SUBMIT;=Go")ASW Coldstone Webboard(/url).
Originally posted by Kryten: **Kryten whispers in Andrew's ear.
AV's head's eyes light up. The head has been reincarnated.
He welcomes LifeKnight's head to the poles by the fireplace...
------------------ Vast__ QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..." Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
SlaVitiCkus grabs LifeKnights head-on-a-stick and starts roasting it by the incinorator like a marshmallow.
EDIT--SlaVitiCkus rejoices when his character (whom he was able to get back) levels up (by getting to 2.5 million exp.), but cries when he sees the next level is at 6 million, 3.5 million away....Dang ------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian. "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 01-15-2004).)
Kryten: Yoggy is my brother. Nuf said.
(he could do it faster than me, but i won't let him, and he's working on his own plug, if you didn't know)
My 1000th post! Goblin cake for everyone!
<The people who eat the goblin cake receive tremendous stat increases until they leave the bar>
The cake couldnยt have come at a better time, because a group of Cyclops enter the bar, lead by a Death Knight with a strange aura around his undead body. The knight announces that the bar is being usurped by the Guild of Blood and will be used as a holding area for people that theyยve converted to various monster hybrids.
Prepare to fight!
------------------ Yet another meaningless post <(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>
SlaVitiCkus points at the "No magic in the bar" sign, and notes that they are magical creatures, thus if they want to kill anyone it must be done from outside the portal, and they may not enter the bar with the captives. Upon realizing this, the evil creatures file out one by one, most of the cyclops hitting their heads on the way.
Do magical creatures really count as magic?
SuperNova throws out most of the patrons on the basis that they all came from some kind of magical origin.