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Heh, maybe we could add a whole new "sobriety" factor. If you're numbers are in the negative, you can't quite walk straight. Meh.
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Originally posted by MickyBIs: **Still looking for my name though:frown:
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SuperNova comes in with scrolls that all have insulting names on them (they were all that the Sea Giants had) and leaves them at the bar. After playing on the pinball machine, he takes it to power the new random physics calculator on his time machine and leaves to go find a point in time with tougher monsters.
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I quickly rush to serve the new patrons while trying to continue conversations from before.
"Yes, here you go. What's that? Elvish ale, coming right up. Two? Okay. Three now? Alright, hold on. Yes, I can't believe that guy was that crazy to go after- what? Cancel the ales? Three Dwarvish ales instead, okay. One moment! Hey, so what happened to- I'm coming, I'm coming! Hold on till I'm back, okay? Alright, here you go, three dwarvish ales. What? You never canceled those! You did, huh? Well, who wants a dwarvish ale?! Here you go, sir, here you are, friend, and one for you. Alright. You want those ales now?!! Well, it'll be a little while. And make sure I hear you if you change your mind!"
Spazzybob the Philosopher enters the Pub. As he walks towards the bar, all eyeas turn towards him, but quickly look away so as not to draw his attention*.... Anyway this plugin would have a whole lot more potential if there was a multiplayer mode built into the game. However, that could only be added by the people at Ambosia and would probably take a whole lot of time...
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pp laughs at Rawzer and requests for a job at the pub, as he figures he'll practically be living here anyways.
And can somebody create a seperate topic for Blue Mushroom plug ideas? It's too confusing listening to two topics at the same time.
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Rawzer hands phantompenguin a mop.
"Clean up, mop boy."
Originally posted by Rawzer: **Rawzer hands phantompenguin a mop.
First we have to discuss my wages...
5 gold a day, plus room and board. If you get lucky, you might be serving drinks soon.
Rawzer decides to go out to try and kill a sea giant.
Rawzer returns, three days later, in a full body cast. Need more stamina...
Luke wanders in.
"If PoG wasn't so friggin' huge, I might actually give it a try. In the mean time, good luck with the pub, Rawzer."
Luke puts up a big sign that says (url="http://"http://")http://www.AmbrosiaS...TML/002269.html")"Visit the Boozerama Bar!"://http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/...oozerama Bar!"://http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/....oozerama Bar!"(/url)
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I wake from a BM(Blue Mushroom) induced stupor and notice a penguin mopping the floor :eek: ok, time to go back to sleep...right on top of that ugly board...<I go to sleep on the Boozerama sign, smearing the fresh paint>
Me
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A termite walks into the pub, says "Is the bar tender here?" and is killed because even though it is a talking termite, worth a large sum to anyone who could put it on display, the general agreement was that that joke is very lame and should not be used. Ignoring the incident, SuperNova was making his way to a seemingly vacant room, knowing that his mission would be over when the creature inside was slain.
pp mops a bit, gets bored, and mops SuperNova. He follows him inside the seemingly vacant room, still mopping, sees the giant, and mops up the giant too.
Zax walks into the pub and orders a space-dog.
What? Space dogs haven't been invented yet? Bugger.
Zax then chucks a very large spear into a big hole in the middle of the pub and wanders off into the dark teatime of the soul.
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Originally posted by Zax: **Zax then chucks a very large spear into a big hole in the middle of the pub and wanders off into the dark teatime of the soul.
Which book is that from? I've lent my ulmighty copy of the Guide series to a friend... (He was supposed to return it a week ago...)
pp looks at the huge hole and goes into Be-Very-Alarmed mode. "This will never do!" pp tries mopping up the hole but almost gets sucked in himself. In a desperate attempt to do... erm, something, pp then tries throwing some ale into the hole which, oddly enough, causes the hole to mutate into a rather large blender. Heheh. Blender.
Edit: Made things make more sense.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 02-18-2003).)
Originally posted by phantompenguin: **Which book is that from? I've lent my ulmighty copy of the Guide series to a friend... (He was supposed to return it a week ago...)
Book three. It was also the title of another book by Douglas Adams. --- <back to story>
Back in the seemingly vacant room, SuperNova slays the mopped giant with one hit and opens the nightstand to reveal the giant's evil master who, though able to hide inside the nightstand with relative ease due to its reality distorting powers, was a very fat and ticked off dragon-esqe monster, sent to turn the people of the kingdom into mindless slaves.
pp goes back into Be-Very-Alarmed mode at first sight of the beast. pp screams like a little girl before suddenly taking a huge mood swing into Be-Very-Intrepid mode. pp does a little dance before bringing out his HyperMop 4000. (Wow, what an un-original name, heh)
Edit: Moood is not a word, heh.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 02-19-2003).)
Rawzer takes a wild swing at the beast with his War Axe Misery, completely missing. The monster swipes Rawzer across the chest with his razor-sharp tail. Rawzer runs away, screaming "Don't let it get you! I'll pay 200 gold to whoever can slay it!"
<hides in corner>
I'll slay it!! (saves and backs up the game) Nadir I takes a shot at it with his elven bow. The energy bolt glances off it's armor, and slams through the lotto machine(which starts spitting out silver dollars). Nadir I is wearing a new coat of scale mail armor, which is torn into tiny scraps within seconds by the beast. Nadir I pulls out a pouch of Lavunith powder and opens it. The beast passes out, but so does the entire pub, including Nadir I. As Nadir I black out he thinks he sees a penguin saying "Great, now I have to mop up this Lavunith powder."
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I quickly jump up on the bar and proclaim, "Hey, you!"
The monster turns toward me.
"Yeah, I'll let you stay and rest and get all the food you want if you don't eat anyone!"
The monster bellows, "Rock on, I'll be upstairs."
Well, Rawzer has just saved 200 gold. I think.
Originally posted by Rawzer: **Well, Rawzer has just saved 200 gold. I think.
SuperNova hands Rawzer his spare coin of limitless thought <maximum mental defense> and the desire possession spell <control opponent with amplified greed and mild hypnosis> wears off.