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Rawzer adds boiled semenon to the menu.
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I didn't summon it, I only predicted it. But here is your drink, and 100 gold coins.
LifeKnight reminds everone that the Semenon master was carrying a glass sword. ------------------ iGot...(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/macosx/")PANTHER!(/url) Visit the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202.html")Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url) Laugh so hard your stomach will hurt! Plus, it's filled with over 20 pages of useless information that nobody needs to know! Also, don't forget the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002944.html#")Boozerama Bar!(/url)
(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 10-27-2003).)
Once again, Thunderforge grabs the glass sword and begins selling it to the highest bidder.
Bidding starts at 60.000 gold pieces.
Oh, and Ariadane (sp?), you never did explain what you meant earlier.
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Originally posted by Thunderforge: **Once again, Thunderforge grabs the glass sword and begins selling it to the highest bidder.
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LifeKnight bids 1,000,000 (one millon) gold pieces.
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Yellow, the large, glass-eating, cat-like beast steals and eats the sword.
Rawzer gives it a cookie.
------------------ You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off! Wow, every worker in the colony is here. Hey... that guy owes me money. I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
LifeKnight hopes that another Semenon Master will wander in here. However, he thinks that Cafall should increase the security on his unfinished plugin, as powerful creatures are escaping from it. Then LifeKnight remembers that he steal glass swords from Ultima!!! "Be right back", he said, and walked into the time portal.
SlaVitiCkus closes the ultima dimension before LifeKnight goes in, seeing as it will only end up in his drink being spilled. "No more portals, this is just a simple bar..."
On that note, SlaVitiCkus takes a swig of his brew.
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian. "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus: **SlaVitiCkus closes the ultima dimension before LifeKnight goes in, seeing as it will only end up in his drink being spilled. "No more portals, this is just a simple bar..."
SlaVitiCkus cannot "close" one dimension. He must close the whole portal, and only Rawzer and myself can do that (I created the portal). And I promise not to spill your drink Anyway, LifeKnight returns screaming from the portal. Following him is a huge knight wearing gold-plated armour and carrying a glass sword in one hand and a strange, glowing red sword in the other. He points at LifeKnight and says, "Turn him over, or I'll kill you all!!!" When Rawzer refuses to let the knight into the pub, the strange knight attacks Rawzer and tries to kill him with the red sword. Apperantly, he is saving the glass sword for LifeKnight.
Arianne concedes to Thunderforge that she cannot give him his life. She can, however, refrain from taking it.
While speaking, she notices that the strange knight's armour is deficient in several critical areas. Standing up, she plucks the glass sword out of his hand. The knight turns in shock, then roars and chases Arianne into the cellar. A few minutes later, Arianne reappears, absentmindedly toying with the sword. No trace of splattered blood is apparent to Rawzer's gaze. The knight is nowhere in sight.
After a brief examination of the sword, Arianne becomes bored of it and carelessly tosses it onto the table behind her. She resumes her conversation with Kryten.
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LifeKnight grabs the sword and sticks it into his belt. He then casts a spell on it so that if anyone but him tries to take it, touch it, or use it, they will get a violent electric shock.
If you're referring to the whole in return for whatever it was she'll give you your life, it means she won't kill you. Obvious, really...
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Thunderforge, totally spooked, states that next time he gets a glass sword, he will give it to Ariadane immediately. No bidding next time.
By the way, sig test.
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Originally posted by LifeKnight: **LifeKnight grabs the sword and sticks it into his belt. He then casts a spell on it so that if anyone but him tries to take it, touch it, or use it, they will get a violent electric shock.:p
Rawzer hurls a mug at the sword, shattering it.
"This stuff is bugging me..."
------------------ You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off! I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
Originally posted by Rawzer: ** Rawzer hurls a mug at the sword, shattering it.
LifeKnight grabs the mug just in time, and sets it on the table. He thinks, "You know, maybe I should put it away in my room with the other glass sword until I really need to use it." So he does. The he says, "Be right back" and heads into the time portal once again.
Originally posted by LifeKnight: **The he says, "Be right back" and heads into the time portal once again.
SuperNova chucks a Supernova bomb into the portal, destroying the Ultima dimension.
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Originally posted by SuperNova: **SuperNova chucks a Supernova bomb into the portal, destroying the Ultima dimension.
Ha ha, it failed because I wasn't going to the Ultima dimension. LifeKnight returns from the time portal holding the spoon that SlaVitiCkus lost near the beginning of the pub. LifeKnight will give it back to SlaVitiCkus only if he stops trying to destroy the Ultima dimension (which he can't). And if he does, then I will go and steal stuff from EV: Nova. One of the windows opens on the Kane Band, you know.
SlaVitiCkus thinks LifeKnight should stop rewording everyones sentences to have the bar as he visions it
...and no bloody magic use!
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 10-29-2003).)
Rawzer summons a fairly small amount of energy to his spoon, and releases it in a rather devasting way.
LifeKnight can now no longer have every goddamn thing he wants.
LifeKnight continues to bribe SlaVitiCkus.
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SuperNova poisons LifeKnight and destroys all the Ultima based ****.