Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...

Destroyer E, on Jan 6 2006, 04:51 AM, said:

Shut up.
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Your mother.

"What in the world? Quick! Someone kill me so my character can disengage from this topic befpre that bomb can go off!"

600... 559...545...

mrxak notes that the timer is currently at 598.

The notes that counters always count by ones.

Maybe kitchen counters do, but not all counters.

Boris walks in after been missing for months. He then walks in and orders a peanut butter AND chocolate milkshake for old times sake.

Dash secretly slips some peanut butter in Boris' milkshake. Then he puts a small rodent in it.

Luke walks out of the bathroom looking refreshed. He has been in there for several months.

We've missed you, Luke. A lot.

Luke, looking around with a wince, can tell that he was missed. It's disgusting in here. Luke grabs a mop and starts cleaning up. Suddenly, the mop devours him whole. Actually, it was a Siberian tiger. Unfortunately Luke has never been able to distinguish large predatory felines from cleaning implements.

Boris realizes there is a rodent in his milk shake and proceeds to take out the rodent and throws it at dash. Boris then laughs evilly then realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.

JoeBob stands all amazed.

DE gets a root beer.

JoeBob figures he might as well, too.

Boris emerges from the bathroom and wants to know who did it.

Mazca continues to not exist.

Luke notices that Mazca doesn't exist. He finds this troubling.

Rickton finishes the dark ritual that brings the bar back.

DE throws a rock at Mazca. Realizing Mazca doesn't exist, the rock comes back and hits DE on the head.

Boris is quite confounded as to how someone can not exist, but people can still see him.