Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...

/begs mrxak to have mercy

mrxak, on Dec 27 2005, 11:57 PM, said:

What the...

Didn't somebody close this already?
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Are you thinking of the last Boozy Bar I made you close? This one still has quite a few more posts before it reaches the traditional 1000.

Does this have a point?

Yes.

^^^^What the heck..... 😮 Has a nice post count.

Huh. I suppose you're right. Carry on.

The kicks mrxak, then dissolves.

Random things from Boozerama history suddenly materialize in the bar. No one notices until the bar transforms into an ultra-futuristic version of itself with a newer, more powerful acid pit.

...into which SuperNova falls.

DE hops into the acid pit for old times' sake.

Dash throws a turtle into the acid pit. The acid pit turns a wierd green for a moment, then returns to normal.

Later, the ghost of the turtle can still be seen hanging in the fumes over the acid pit...

The makes fun of all the people staring at his latest materialization, a slightly opaque turtle that flies...

"Right......."

Captain Radio Willy, in his new awesome Master Ranger form, walks around the bar, hoping that someone doesn't make up a stupid death for him and make him return to life in a massive cliche.

EDIT: Fix a few spelling mistakes. Darn those spelling mistakes!

This post has been edited by Capt. Radio Willy : 04 January 2006 - 09:43 PM

mrxak plants a bomb, sets the timer for 608... 607...

The creates an antacid pit. The pit overflows somewhat, and some of the antacid gets into the acid pit, which makes the resulting mixture boil, and a haze wafts throughout the bar.

The then disarms mrxak's bomb and throws it into the basic pit.

This post has been edited by the : 05 January 2006 - 03:11 AM

The acid pit should be immune to the basic pit, as the upgraded acid pit is advanced; and it should have auto regenerative acid.

The n00b tractor beam on the acid pit grabs The for a severe acid bath

The dematerializes before the beam hits him, and throws a "The-like" appearance over SuperNova, and the beam swivels towards SuperNova and drags him to the edge of the pit...

And this is justified in that SuperNova should have known that if acid is more acidic, the reaction between that acid and a base will be more reactive than a less acidic acid. For not knowing this, he is dunked into the acid pit. And for being a n00b with regards to science.

604... 603...

The yells

"Quick! Faster! 1000 posts! Before the bomb goes off, or the prophesy won't come true!"

the, on Jan 6 2006, 01:14 AM, said:

The yells

"Quick! Faster! 1000 posts! Before the bomb goes off, or the prophesy won't come true!"
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Shut up.