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Originally posted by Louie **Suddenly, a young price named Prince Presentable comes and kills everyone. Them he dies.
The End!!!!**
When the U.E.S. Iron Fist (not Ironsides) learns of the death of everyone in the universe, it travels back to the 6th dimension (where logic doensn't exist) and recreates the entire universe as it was just a few weeks ago. Then, it travels to the blue hole army encampment outside Arclack to discuss an alliance against the WSF and WGF. The blue hole army commander ponders whether they should assist Iron Fist in his quest to end wars in the Sol system...
------------------ "U.E.S. Iron Fist, request permission to dock." "Permission denied." "Up yours, Voinian scum!"
Then Captain jacobs and about 10 other ships totally full of colonists say "Screw the Sol system we're going to Alpha Centuri!!"
So off they went.
Meanwhile, Terrance and Philip lit their farts at the cyborginated HeadZ, causing the cyborg bodies to reject the heads. The headz in anger, called up on the russian mafia and...
(Note: I'm spelling it HEADZ for a reason. You have to have played Freespace to know what it is. It involves a Vasudan in a kitchen. )
The Eak islanders are now very angry because the Uzbekistani commandos escaped. Pondering long, they finally come upon a solution. Using secret nuclear submarines, they travel under water and place their nuclear weapons all around their island base. When all were placed, they detonated the nukes, causing a explosion with enough force to rip a hole in the time-space continuum, and launches Eak into the 6th dimension. The Eakians meet up with Elvis, and sign an alliance with him. Elvis was angry too, becuase the Uzbekistanis killed all of his band of smurfs. Together they plot on how to save the world from the Holy Order of the Goldfish and the Uzbekistani commandos...
WGF and WSF tired of being endlessly harrassed in the Sol system take Mupitor with them and leave to another system no one knows much of anything about and live their to be nice they give the Sol system a few nice planet making machines like ResEdit version 99999.999999999.99999999 and WGF and WSF are no longer harrassed however Elviswho is still angry goes postal killing all the...
------------------ Will...
...PC users?(kiddin). Oh, and the ass**** that tried to end this none-ending-story!!!!! Ha,ha,ha! The story: Elvis, in the attck, broke his gitar(sp what the fu**), is now searching for a new one, aswell as new victims...(sp?)
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The members of the Holy Order of the Goldfish observe the rage and violence of Elvis, and decide that they need outside help. Combining all of their powers, they call upon the Goldfish, and...summon R2D2 back from the dead!
R2D2, in gratitude, vows to destroy all who would oppose the order, and begins building a huge army of Jawas...
and exploding perpetually inside-out pig-lizards...
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...wielding soldering irons and spatulas. Also, they recruited the help of... Gary Coleman...
------------------ "Won herself a pass to some far off moon/ it was second class but what's to lose/ and looking out the window she could more than assume/ that you can't see air or time"- Modest Mouse
Mr.T and the Uzbekistani Commandos are fired from defending the small town because they get caught watching hard-ass porn on the job. They go their seperate ways. Unkown to the Commandos, the Eak Islanders, the Headz, the Russian Mafia, and The Kazakhstani Commandos (yes, they still exist) are after them. Mr.T, meanwhile, keeps looking for work...
Meanwhile, the Maine scientists have created an atrifical hurricane that can be controlled. Now they look for a 3rd world country to sell it do. At the same time, Libya and North Korea look for new weapons to kill their enemies with...
------------------ "I never use shampoo with milk or eggs. These are imperialist ideas" - Libyan leader Muammar el-Qaddafi
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but are thwarted when Mr.T throws Gary coleman at them.
Mr.T finaly find a job that is matching his IQ, ...washing toilets.
Mr. T's toilet cleaning job just happens to be at the Molson Centre in Montréal, where the Canadiens play. A woldwide shortage of people (due to the weird stuff that's been happening lately) forces the Montréal Canadiens to draft him onto their team where he makes $3.50 an hour playing hockey.
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$3.50 an hour: Candian or American?
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Canadian. Duh. Hey doesn't play for the Montreal Americans, does he? (Answer: I sure as hell hope not...)
But then he quits playing hockey because he was suspended from too many games for throwing exploding pig-lizards at the opposing team's coach.
Meanwhile, Imperator Concord II of the Pavonians grows weary of his garden. He hops into his Miranu Courier ship and heads off into the unknown to find new adventures...
As R2D2 is building his Jawa army, an old Ackleck probe suddenly crashes into R2D2's planet, hits the Jawa barrack's main generator, and creates a Jawa crater 3 miles wide. VERY angered, R2D2 brings out his reserve army of C3PO bots, and sends them towards Ackleck space...
Everyne shud have read abut wehy i can't type tw etters n the keybard {a different pst)
Anyways, id say this tpic has cme a ng way. Mad Bmber started it (cngrats t him), and i was ne f the first t repy {shadw came b4 me). Heres what i said, and it started this thing ging nt t brag)
Esvaem6 ...Mr. T asks, "with what?" C.Jacobs answers, "I'm building a machine that will suck in all the air in the universe. Then I'm gonna sell air in cans for lots of money. I'll be rich!" "How do I fit in?" asks Mr. T. "Well, I have run out of cans to put air in. I need you to go to Canada to get some more metal cans. And while your at it, get me a machine that can suck in all the air in the world"...
h we, nt t brag, i rue! ANd if yu cant understand me, t bad Anyways, i came back and checked this pst 2day, i havent ked since page 2, and its way 2 enghthy. Pepe shud cut dwn n the crap messages. Thats my New Gd Dar fr yu a.
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In a far off system the UE Destroyer Armstrong 53 and his two escorts Hades and Jericoh (also UE Destroyers) arrive victorious from the Vonian war unaware of the events that happened earlier. Pike, the pilot of the almighty Armstrong 53, quietly sips his Sailian brandy thinking of home in the Sol system only two hyper jumps away. Just then Hades contacts him over the megaphone. "Pike. We have been hired for a bounty hunter mission by a mysterios man named ShadeOfBlue. He has asked us to take out a man named Will. Shall we accept?" Pike thinks for a sec and realizes that home can wait for a few more days and accepts. As they begin the hyper jump to the Bakii system a strange hole in time and space appeared. Like a black hole but... blue. He is sucked into the vast hole along with Hades and Jericoh. He arrives in a mysterious dimension known only as dimension Blue. This strange place is where everything goes after being sucked into the blue hole. The only entrance is the hole itself and there is no exit. Here Pike finds Seattle, cans, blue lava, a couple of Smurfs, some Uzbekistan commandos, Von Herringburgh (Von Cerrinburgh's clone ), the man who called him on the mission ShadeOfBlue, and a tal sort-of-chubby man with glasses. As Pike docks he is greated by this strange man. As the man places his hand on Pike's shoulder, Pike feels his whole left side go numb. Pike and his comrades are then affected by Microsoft Mind Leaches. They are now controled, along with everyone else in dimension Blue, by the man with glasses. He chuckles and unvales his latest invention. The "Microsoft Take Me Out O' Here Machine" and sets the dimension finder to dimension 6. You see after he controls this now helpless dimension he will control all dimensions with it's power of non-logic. For you see this man is no ordinary man. This man is the most evil, most destructive man alive. He is none other than ................................... Bill Gates.
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