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Being one of the few Will's left in the Galaxy and a hater of people who hate people named Will or dislike them... Will Duplicates Sol and makes another Sol leaving the bad version where it was before somewhere inside the suns outer rim...The new Sol is put someone in the glaxay and Will makes an entirely new Solar System just like the first one only a little bit better this time all the planets are liveable then Will moves the new Solar System right besides the old boring one and starts a trade center...
Then Bill Gates comes and being to rich and evil to destroy one Sol system or the other Bill Gates gets fat and becoems a big glutton while thinking aobut whichn one to destroy and he dies of a hearth attack realeasing everyone from under his evil spell ShadeOfBlue thanks Will for saving all their lives and decides to take the bounty off of people name Will's head
Then...
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In the event of this joyous occasion, the Smurfs join Elvis again, Von Herringburgh returns to his state of thinking evil thoughts, and Bill Gates still bent on revenge on Will who foiled his plans joins Von Herringburgh in his evil plotting. The blue lava collides with the nearest star in the Raivengelli system making a giant super nova and thus creating a black hole. ShadeOfBlue drops the bounty on Will's head and heads towards the newly created black hole. He reaches into a sack to pull out some mysterious blue dust. The black hole greedily sucks it up and turns a shade of blue...
Pike and his crew finally stop at their home in the Sol system. He learns that the old system was warped and destroyed by empires, goldfish, blue holes, nuclear warheads, and the strange man named Will. However, since Will created the new Sol Pike was happy. That is until he is requested more help. He gladly agrees and hyper jumps into the Raivengelli system only to be greeted by two blue holes and a blue ship with the letters SOB on the side...
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(continuation of last post)
Bill Gates did not die but instead used his Microsoft Get Me Out O' Here Machine to warp to dimension 6 where he then warps to where Von Herringburgh is so there :p!
--------------------- Feel the Jive --------------------- "Requesting assistance! Please help!"
"Now where were you last Tuesday?!!!!???!!"
Will being as smart as he is got all the Bounty Hunters drunk and let them all board a ncie neat waiting ship (rigged with explosives) and they bounty hunters all died and the Policde REjoiced
Will making tons of cash from his new trade center buys an entire fleet of brand new ships and even builds a space station...
Bill Gates again comes to Kill will but can't decide which weapon to use and the same situation occurs and we wait another few months
In the meantime, on a topic unrelated to the blue hole(s), Von Cerringbergh (and any clones or relatives), and Will, Mr.T is out of a job. So he goes to the new Sol and starts throwing people hella-far all the way to Mars. So as a necessity there had to become a colony on mars.
Half the colonization ships were taken off colonization duty because of budget cuts. Which is good because the voinians were becoming annoying again. So Mr.T threw space mines at them...
(BTW thank you for the praise Esvaum6, i will spread TaS to more forums later today and tomorrow)
Will is becoming a more popular of a name around the galaxy in turn meaning Bill Gates sees Will as a money maker and changes his name to Will the better of the two Wills (the first one) decides Bill Gates is not worthy of that title and changes Bill Gates birth certificate to Teletubbie Bill Gates liking the new name so much bursts (literally) in to a giant bubble and floats about space look for people to complain and explain his multiple problems to...
One day while...
A salrilian Carrier, pursued hotly by a swarm of Audemedon Fighters, suddenly warps into the system. As the massive battle unfolds, the collateral damage destroys several civillian ships. Everything that gets caught in the fight is quickly demolished. Then the battle starts moving towards the planet...
But sience the blue hole was reincarnated several posts ago, the creation of the Blue Hole caused an opposite Orange Hole to be formed...
------------------ Confucius say: "Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
Then the orange hole and the blue hole fought it out, destroying the salirian and audemdon ships in the process. Eventually the blue hole coughs up some Headz from the 6th dimension and brings them into the 4th (the one we live in) to battle the evil orange hole.
Pike watches in horror as this happens. He signals Jericoh and Hades to follow the blue ship while Pike goes towards the battle that had just emerged from hyper drive. Soon the battle moves into the Sol system (old) and Mupitor, Earth, and that other one ( ;)), are caught in the crossfire and are simply destroyed. An astranged SAD module that missed it's target heads directly for the sun...
------------------------ Feel the Jive ------------------------ They triiiiiied to kill him with a fork-lift!!
then it stopped and said "care for a cup of tea?"
------------------ ... and on the ninth day God said screw this im tired im gonna do something worth my time.
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Originally posted by Logan: **then it stopped and said "care for a cup of tea?" **
And then one of it's multiple personalities replied, "Why yes, that would be quite nice"...
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The astranged needle missile said "but of course" and they happily drank tea and ate crumpets and lived happily ever after...
Meanwhile, ShadeOfBlue mysteriously dissapears again and Hades and Jericoh are completely in the dark. Then the telletubbie (formerly Bill Gates (see last few posts)) appeared out of hyper drive. Jericoh quickly blasts him to smitherenes (or so he thought ;))...
The battle that Pike is engaged in turns for the worse. The evil voinians un-cloak and obliterate all ships but Pike's Armstrong 53. However, his ship is severely damaged and goes to Sol...
--------------------- Feel the Jive --------------------- They triiiiiiiied to kill him with a fork-lift!!
Will looking as how the original Sol system is going down the pits decides to put it how it was before the battle so you could say he remade the totally screwed up planets again...hehe
Anyways Will becoming bored with just staying in one spot decides to make his own ship Called W.I.L.L Wills Intersteller Law(-Enforcement) Legion
Being only one ship it wasn't really a legi0on but oh well anyways Will's new job was just as a Intersteller over seeer making sure nothing "bad" happens
Bill Gates actully did come back but this time as something much worse and much more evil thinking Will destroyed because he was not on his planet TeleTubbie Gates goes and attacks....
After Pike regenerates his ship, he calls for Jericoh and Hades and tells them to regroup on Sol. W.I.L.L. soon contacts Pike and all three go to meet him...
The Orange and Blue hole still battling out, are interupted by a needle missile and a multipersonal SAD run straight into the middle of it. The needle missle is sucked into the Orange hole and the SAD (crying help us) is sucked into the Blue hole. The explosions make them both have indegestion and they go to seperate systems raiding small shuttles for TUMS. Then the other Blue hole quickly coughs up the last strain of that super-intelligant blue anthrax...
Von Herringburgh (who is just as powerful as Von Cerringburgh ;)) is very much alive and slips into dimension six to finally form his ultimate plan. He finds the remaning residence of the dimension (Elvis, three smurfs, fifty Uzbekistan commandos, and the last follower of the mysterious and forgotten goldfish) and plan there ultimate plan...
---------------------- Feel the Jive ---------------------- A guy walks into a bar. He curses and leaves (think about it).
Von Herringburgh, Elvis, and company think for a LOONG time, then finally decide that the best way to conquer the galaxy (is that what they were trying to do???) was to destroy all three multi-colored holes at the same time. To do that, they decided to use a huge donut launcher, because donuts give multicolored holes REALLY bad indigestion...
Meanwhile, Imperator Concord III returns from his long journey. He had made a great discovery, and brought back Homer Simpson with him. Using special radio equipment, he discovers Von Herringburgh's plans, and comes up with an idea to save the galaxy...
(surely someone smart out there can see where this is leading!)
To help Concord III, Homer Simpson, in his new UE Cruiser named the S.S.Doh!, flies towards the multicolored holes to warn them of the oncoming barrage of donuts but finds that he is too late!! The donuts are already on there way! Is this the end of the holes? "No" says Homer. He ejects and waits for the oncoming giant donuts. Without fear he opens his mouth wide and saves the holes with his indestructable stomach (pat. #5413829546534). However, his stomach is not expand proof. He soon becomes the newest planet named Homer (duh). The new capital is Springfield and the holes (who are eternally grateful) vow that they will protect Homer forever.
"Foiled again" says the residents of the sixth dimension in unison. Just then the S.S. Richard Simmons comes out of hyper drive and who picks up the signal but nonother than Von Herringburgh...
Meanwhile, that super intelligent blue anthraax starts to head for the small land named Newfoundland...
(Come people you can figure this out!)
-------------------- Feel the Jive -------------------- "You EDIOT!" - from the great mind of Ren "Happy happy, joy joy..." - From the even greater mind of Stimpy
W.I.L.L deciding he needs more fire power quickly puts together a formidable "Legion" of ships and they are all ready to go...
Next the W.I.L.L heads for Newfoundand to protect them of an oncomng asssult that a reliable source informed them of...
Will would loved to have piloted his ship the W.I MitaberV (Will's Intersteller) but couldn't because he had injured his arm roller blading earlier and couldn't stand the controls but no matter he could still boss his crew of 654 around... the other three important ships of Will were the W.I Llexam the W.I Ratsinis and last but not least he W.I Cetbal many a few other ships made up his group but these were the main ones...
Then they head out to Newfoundland where they are supposed to meet some Tempoary Escorts but it wasn't prommissed...
Pike and his crew finally arrive in Newfoundland and is greeted by W.I.L.L. The blue anthrax arrived as well... with company. A fleet of Voinians (armed with the stolen technology of giant donuts) escort the anthrax on it's way to Newfoundland...
Meanwhile, on planet Homer, The holes hear of the blue anthrax crises on Newfoundland. They vow to return to Homer as quickly as possible and warp to the happy place of Newfoundland...
The residents of dimension six (with there new member only known as Richard Simmons) are pleased with the absence of the holes and quickly get to work on the demolishment of Homer...
As a new black hole forms in the Faisent system, the mysterious ShadeOfBlue appears and with his magic blue dust creates yet another black hole. With this finished, he heads to dimension six with his new blue hole ally to make a magnificant offer...
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Will sensing the trouble that is arrising quickly goes to work taking his fleet along with some escorts from the other fleet prepare to go to the planet homer...
the rest of the remaining other fleet stays in Newfoundland to guard against further attacks
W.I.L.L and the escorts go to the Planet Homer and gaurd it from any attacks from Dimension Six-Third it was combined with Third a while back we are in fourth anyways ShadeOfBlue well you can never tell with them on whos side they are on soit turns out shadeofblue was selling the bule holes to the residents of demonsion Six-third realzing the trouble that is brewing Will quickly puts together a small toekn force and hauls ass back to Newfoundland (main capitol of known space so far seeing how as earth is good enough) this could be big he tells himself this could be big no one knows the complications that will arrise with this seeing as how dimension six-third has more ships their everyday just few people hear of anyone else except the famous ones there...
Will and his token force head out to Newfoundland...