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The goldfish, the U.E.S. Ironsides, and the enities of the 6th demension retreat to the 6th demension. There, they create a super virus by splicing the Shiva Virus(Elboa spliced with DNA taken from a cancer cell) with the super-intelligent anthrax virus. They now have a super-deady and intelligent virus. The virus names itself Earl. Earl infects the WSF and the WGF, killing all of its men. The entities of the 6th demension take all the eqipment that is left over. Next Earl infects Earth, killing all the humans except for a few that have sowrn loyalty to the entities of the 6th demension. Now Nash-Burn the pornographer, Elvis and his band of Smurfs, the Uzbekistani Commandos, Earl the super intelligent super virus, the goldfish, the crew of the U.E.S. Ironsides, and the surviving humans and space viking create a Utopian society on the Earth.
Meanwhile, on Mr. T's planet his factories churn out canisters to hold air in. He also uses new technology to bring Capitan Jacobs back to life, as well as Queer Miguel. They start work on a machine that sucks air.
(note)If you disagree with the WSF and the WGF being destroyed, simply use the "Tell a Stroy II" subject instead(/note)
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If you would read up on WSF and WGF (look at Tell a story 2...) you would know they built up a nice defense system to the Third-Sixth demonsion but I guess you didn't read up on them and you can't wipe out an entire race that quickly anyways.
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Originally posted by Will:
**If you would read up on WSF and WGF (look at Tell a story 2...) you would know they built up a nice defense system to the Third-Sixth demonsion but I guess you didn't read up on them and you can't wipe out an entire race that quickly anyways.
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Ah, but before the Earl virus was, most of the WSF and WGF migrated to the topic "Tell a Story 2". The remainder that stayed here was weak and barely able to defend themselves...
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While the Utopian society on Earth was being created, there was strife among the residents of the 73rd dimension. Using powers given to it by the band of Smurfs, the U.E.S. Iron Fist must go back to the 73rd dimension to sort out the problems. Seeing this new opportunity, Von Cerringbërg makes a strike on the new residents of Earth...
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Originally posted by Iron Fist: **While the Utopian society on Earth was being created, there was strife among the residents of the 73rd dimension. Using powers given to it by the band of Smurfs, the U.E.S. Iron Fist must go back to the 73rd dimension to sort out the problems. Seeing this new opportunity, Von Cerringbërg makes a strike on the new residents of Earth... **
(sadly) Von Cerringbërg is dead. Gone. Or maybe you didn't notice...
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Yes, Von Cerringbërg was dead. The Uzbekistani Commandos killed him many years ago. His son, Fhun Cerringbërg, surrivied the civil war and decided to try to take over Earth again. Since he looked a lot like his father, there is an excuse for confusion. But anyway, Fhun Cerringbërg and his new best freind Helmut decide to destroy the new Utopian Society. With the UES Ironsides in the 73rd demension, Earth's defenses are weak. Earl the super-intelligent and deady virus is sent out to stop them, with his escort of Uzbekistani-trained smurfs...
meanwhile, the 6th demension is left abbandoned. Who knows what kind of homeless entities may enter it...
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Newfoundland uses its 6th dimensional/half timezone power to hurl R2D2's oasis right in the blast that would have destroyed the Utopia. R2D2 vanishes with a cute little scream. The UES Ironsides came back from the 73rd dimension much changed (now the UES Brasssides.) The Uzbekistani Commandos settle Will's old planet conglomorate, now called Planet Toasted Cinder (he he he...) Western Australia begins a campaign called 'Pave the Rainforest.' The Canadian dollar becomes the new world currency and the world immedialty undergoes total economic breakdown.
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All of the world, that is, except for Quebec, which had always done it's most to distance itself from the rest of Canada. IT remained economically prosperous and birthed a far reaching empire that stretched deep into the vastness of the rest of North America. French was made the official language of North America, and everyone there was forced to eat crossiants, wear berets, and play hockey. This was done in great secrecy (somehow), and the newly renamed However You Say Future World Conquering Nation In French (HYSFWCNIF) began to secretly make contacts with the sixth dimention, bidding for power over the rest of the world...
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Pave the Rainforest
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Mr. T and friends, who finally finished their production of the metal cylinders, land on Earth to find a much-changed planet. Arranging a deal with the Quebec people (Quebecians?), he receives a giant vacuum cleaner from them and goes to suck up the air of Mupitor (a.k.a. Planet Toasted Cinder). Naturally the Uzbekistani Commandos didn't like this, but Nash-Burn led them away to Planet Porn, in the Centauri system, where they lived the rest of their lives happily.
Mr. T., with all of the Mupitor air, travels back to Earth, where the Quebec people happily receive it and use it to create heavy storms all around their enemies. Without proper disaster funding programs, the rest of the world falls into chaos and Quebec emerges as a new world leader...
The South American rainforest is paved completely. Of course, the 'World's largest parking lot' needs the world's largest shopping centre next to it. The current record holder, West Edmonton Mall (really it is, and in my hometown too!) expands to fill the entire United States. Tectonic action raises a giant mountain in the middle of Asia.
The leader of the Quebec empire is a gentleman named Pierre LeFaberge. Little is it known that he is half brother to the son of Von Cerringberg, and is quite peeved over the killing of his father by the Uzbekistani troops...
Where are all of you?! REPLIE TO THIS, MAKE THE STORY GO ON!!!!!! Where are all the "regulars" here? REPLIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Just like I said. Thsi IS interesting, keep it so. (ok, not all that great, but we have saved this story many times before, so why not now?). Please, don´t kill this good story, give it a chance! I´m begging, continue this story! Don´t let it die. I love this story. At first I thought it was crazy and that it had no future, but now, it´s great. Keep it great. NOW. REPLIE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WSF and WGF or the few remaining go and settle Pluto and share it with the Giant Bugs that live there and WSF and WGF take half the planet and make another nice place to live...Bugs on one side Aliens on the other very nice place to live...Taking out a few more places like Uranus and Neptune and Plute they call it "Butllune" Now with Butllune and Mupitor in the solar system they cause the sun to come closer and it swallows up earths no if and or buts about it however many on earth escaped...and everyone moves to either Butllune or Mupitor... or the Asteroid Belt...realizing the need for more space they take Saturn as well and snd it hurtling towards Mupitor wiping out all commandos then all the people left move to the Asteroid Belt...all the while a disease wipes out all of WSF and WGF...little does anyone know that while this is happening It is growing rather quickly now waiting to attack it has gotten smarter, stronger, and more evil as time has went on and it's revenge will soon enact....The Blue Hole has returned only more evil and a more of a navy blue preferring a more darker motif...
Originally posted by Will: **The Blue Hole has returned only more evil and a more of a navy blue preferring a more darker motif... **
Heh, not true, the blue Hole is only super-intelligent at a very specific shade of blue. So what ever it may prefer, it stays that. And also, it's not evil, entirely that is...
Anyways, the blue hole army goes and tells the Arclacks to stop pondering over a stupid Pokemon card or else someone's going to take all their ships and probably the card, too (they're up to $2.35x10^14 in certain trading places on Earth (why anybody would pay such an insane price for a stupid card baffles the most intelligent shades of blue)). Snapping out of a stupor, the Arclacks realize maybe they don't need to destroy the entire universe, but the WGF and WSF seem to have been getting on their nerves...
Heh, I see you've been posting, Gingerale Rain...
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Originally posted by Will: no if and or buts about it
You know, I really don't like it when people take the topic and make it linear, one directional, and shape it to their will (no pun intended), with all powerful empires. So, for some odd reason, the leader of the WSF and WGF (or whatever) decides to make them NON all powerful. They are open to attack. (Yes, I can do that, because this is everyone's story. Everyone controls everything) The blue hole is so happy it pulls the earth out of the sun, with all the people on it. Will, feel free to build your own little empire up again. Just don't make it all powerful, and leave the story open. I think most people will agree that it makes the topic much better.
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I agree.
Anyway, the WSF and WGF get bored and start killing each other. Now the WSF and WGF are at war. They move to a different solar system and have a bloody war. Newfoundland also gets bored and lifts off.
The Space Vikings try to attack West Edmonton Mall.
To battle the invading Viking threat, Pierre Lefaberge calls upon his secret army of cloned Mr T hockey players. After a long, bloody battle, the mall is a shambles but the Vikings are repulsed, suffering moderate casualites. Hence, the rebuilding process begins, for both sides, while several previously uninvolved factions look on, tentatively awaiting the outcome...
If you didn't already notice because I knew you would complain I wiped out thw WSF and WGF already in the part where I said
"..and a disease wipes out WSF and WGF..."
All the while a little base of alines grows on the outskirst of the galaxy where they produce plastic army men, toys, and action figures of Blue Holes, and
Green holes...
And a Green hole...Not as smart but more deadly more powerful and more colorful they the blue hole sits on the other ends of the galaxy making slushies plotting the donwfall of an annoying planet no ones has ever heard of...and because it was bound to happen anyways the sun gets bigger and eats Earth (again)