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Meanwhile in canada...
A small child by the name of sir bartholwmew q scmeckelstein ramses niblick the 3rd the 4th senior esqire whoops where's my thribble, began his work in researching the human gnome. It turned out he was one, the end.
Meanwile on Deimos...
The small pixelated man stepped through thedoor withh chainsaw out. Then, with out warning, nothing happened. Then someting happened, a door opened up and out came 20 cybedemons. He died. Why? BEcause ID mad their games to be hard eve when you are cheatingyur ass of. the end
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With the Blue Hole out of the picture, Von Cerringbërg takes over the world rather easily. He destroys his only major competion, FreePorn Industries in mere seconds, 47 to be exact. He imposes a totaltarian fascist government and sets up his capitol in his new city of Cerringbërgia, built over the ruins of Newfoundland.
Meanwhile, the Goldfish's fleet and the Space Squid fight in the Delta Pavonis system. The Goldfish's fleet is overwhelmed with fizzies, and he has only one choice left...
Back an earth, Nash-Burn barely surrives the destruction of his FreePorn Industries. He feels to the 6th demenison were he meets not only Elvis and his band of Smurfs but also the Mysterious Uzbekistani Commandos which he though Von Cerringbërg had killed. Together they start making evil plans...
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The goldfish decides it has only one option;Burp. It burps and it's nose starts to fizz. The squid seeing that all of his fizzy is gone, Leaves. The blue hole feeling rather bored out of it's gamma ray frequency, joins in the fray, but is disgusted by the squid putting a straw under all of it's armpits and blowing,farts back at him, only it comes out in green---sick green waves of light.
------------------ Flash Nightstryk
Actually, for the record, Von Cerringbërg destroyed it in 0.001 seconds, but slowed the relative time for all involved/viewing to 47 to make it more excrutiating/impressive, respectively. FreePorn Industries vanished in a blinding green flash, waves rising seemingly slowly as Nash-Burn felt his flesh atomizing.
Just to clarify how the Blue Hole is back to be disgusted, after vanishing in a poof: it vanished to the 6th dimesion, where logic doesn't apply, so it forgot about the introspective and then reappeared.
The blinding flash of green light from Von Cerringbërg's attack was, somehow, intense enough to pass into the Blue Hole and be the predominant color in it's "gamma-ray-passing". The Blue Hole, not realizing the color is not caused by it, begins to worry about it's control over the color blue, and receeds to a corner of the galaxy to charge in blueness. It begins to feel depressed...
Nash-Burn was called to the 6th dimesion from a latent gravity surge from the Blue Hole's presence there, and was reincarnated since logic doesn't apply there, so he can be alive after dying. However, noone knows how the Uzbekistani commandos got to the 6th dimesion...except for the goldfish.
Von Cerringbërg begins to feel uneasy from the evil flux being caused in the 6th dimesion from the evil plotting, but he ignores it for the time being. He knows he is one of the most powerful forces in the galaxy...he fears only one thing, which isn't in the galaxy. (Von Cerringbërg will be eliminated in a while, but for now he wishes to wreak some more havoc in the name of insanity and good taste)
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A victorious goldfish returns to Earth, and finds it taken over by Von Cerringbërg. He quickly attacks Cerringbërgia with his space fleet, but is defeated by Von Cerringbërg. The Goldfish retreats to the center of the earth and hides its head in shame.
Meanwhile, on the shores of the Arial Sea in Uzbekistan, an organized rebellion against Von Cerringbërg is formed. Von Cerringbërg's forces rush into the area, expecting a quick victory. The opposite happens. The rebels massacure Von Cerringbërg's army using strange new weapons the likes of which have never been seen. A few hours after the battle of Uzbekistan, a large fleet of Von Cerringbërg's destroyers and aircraft carriers is sunk by a mysterious red submarine. Von Cerringbërg immediately suspects the residents of the 6th demension...
The blue hole gets hooked on Prozac and goes on a wild ramapage accross outer space searching for more of this "wonder drug"...
The red sub in reality, was only the goldfish. After retiring to the center of the earth , it finds that it is slowly being toasted into a pretzel goldfish. Enter Mother nature, fully disgusted at the path that her "harmless little experiment" took on it's own, is taking her anger out on the goldfish. The experiment, by the way was humankind. The goldfish feeling hot, finds a hypertranslocatingflashbacktothe sixthe dimension. There, where the rules of logic do not apply, it uses the Animorph power to morph into the inpregnebal sub. But since everyone who has read tamora pierce's books knows, once you morph immortal, you stay that way. Enter SublimeSub, who in reality is the goldfish. feeling rather miffed, Zaphod Bebelbrox dumps corrosive acidic beverages into the forgotten super-intelligent Anthrax........
Except the reason the anthrax forgotten was because it was destroyed Hey, but it probably folded to the sixth dimension, right?
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Newfoundland wasn't destroyed after all - in fact, through the amazing half-timezone power it posesses (which shows its 6th dimension origin,) it flew through space, with all the newfies complaining that they couldn't get fish anymore. It zooms right to a corner of the galaxy occupied by the blue hole, and a timewarp to back when the Blue Hole was still black...
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The Black Hole (in the past) sucked up the goldfish, and turned into a muddy yellow color. When the Hole returned to present, it became a muddy bluish-yellowish hole (which for all practical purposes we will call the MBY hole).
The MBY Hole, so sick of all of this discussion about itself, went into the administrator's computer and locked this thread...
...But some fool by the name of ShadeOfBlue broke into a US Military base to turn back time and stop the MBY Hole from locking the thread. He accomplished his task, but in the process he erased 6 or 7 posts...
Where and What are those lost posts?
(The story continues)
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That "fool" coughnotcough ShadeOfBlue, remebers one post about the Bluehole spawning others like it to build an army before swallowing the goldfish (although they no longer have a leader, that shouldn't be a problem for a super-intelligent blue hole)...
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Wow, 50 posts!
Back on Earth the war between Von Cerringbërg and the 6th demension rebels continues. The Rebels now control most of Eurasia, except for the Cerringbërg stronghold of Denmark. After numerous failed attempts to capture Denmark, the Rebels decide that Von Cerringbërg must be assasinated if they hope to win the war. The Uzbekistani Commandos and Elvis and his band of Smurfs are assigned this task. They must find a way to get to Newfoundland and destroy him without getting detected...
The smurfs turn to their old friend, Achmed Mohamed Ali, witch gives the key to a 50year old Toyota Supra Twinturbo with 278hp. Angry of the fact that it wasn´t a Mazda, they take Achmed Mohamed Ali with them. Now their only problem is to find an decent gass station...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (very cool story, IDEA FOR NEXT REPLIE: THEY FIND A MAZDA, WITH GASS!!)
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Mean while, Von Cerringbërgs troops have captured two strange guns from the 6th dimension rebels, the Ketchup Machine Gun and the Rocket Powerd Hot Dog Launcher! Von Cerringbërgs armories start mass producing these two new weapons, but what they didn't know is that you have to....
(lost post?) Over at the Blue Hole, the cans of lava that the goldfish dumped into the Blue Hole, has ejected it's self and is now super inteligent BLUE cans of lava!, the cans of lava travel to Sol and destroys the sun! - but since the Blue Hole was changed into a MBY Hole befor the cans of lava could reach Sol, the Blue cans of lava changed color, and now, destracted with their new color, the Blue (now MBY) cans of lava forgot to avoid a black that was in their path to Sol, but befor they all get sucked into the black hole, the 6th dimension rebels managed to fold all but one of the MBY cans of lava into the 6th dimension....
Mean while, a mad scientist in the north poll started to make a vast army of cloned Mr. Ts, to try and over throw Von Cerringbërg....
The army of cloned Mr. Ts is obsessed with getting all the air on the planet Earth into small metal cans, and sets off for Newfoundland, (which is floating through space, remember) where North Canadian Megalomaniac Supplies has its last outlet. Elvis and the band of Smurfs take a ride on the Mr. T's spaceship, the Obliterator to get to Newfoundland to see if they can get a Mazda there. Unfortunately, on the way there, they witness the Blue Hole pummeling the Starship Enterprise. But that's not the unfortunate thing! The real unfortunate thing is that the ship containing the Mr. T's, Elvis, the Smurfs, and stowaway Von Cerrinburg and a stackload of sentient Microsoft mice, gets a spontanious combustion in the lifesupport computer! Oh no! What will happen now? Can the mice possibly help? Or will they find some weird transdimensional solution? Or will they bargain with God? Or can R2D2 possibly help? Oh yes, R2D2 is on board the Obliterator. So is the COpperman - can he help?
Watch out for runaway Command Centres!
With all the problems on the ship, Von Cerringbërg teleports himself back to his throne room. Unkown to him, a Uzbekistani Commando is in the throne room. Von Cerringbërg recives a fatal shot to the head. The world rejocies and the Commando that shot him becomes the new leader of the world.
meanwhile, the ship carrying all the other people finally crash-lands on a desert planet...
The spaceship's burnt nosecone stuck out of the sand.
All people part threir separate ways. Elvis and the Smurfs go live on a sand dune. R2D2 finds an oasis. The sentient Microsoft mice gradually are killed off by the native animals, which are Apple mice. The COpperman took over the planet by winning massive support from cacti, and builds a huge city (bulldozing R2D2's oasis in the process.) The Mr. T's go off and live somwhere in the desert and are all killed by monsters that hate light when there is a big eclipse (shameless stealing of ideas.) Anyway, the COpperman starts stripmining tons of planets for their copper. The Apple mice melt down the Microsoft mice and build a plastic spaceship, and they move to Newfoundland.
The cans of lava (saved by the sixth dimension (see above)) bombard COpperman's planets. They wouldn't have done any damage, except one of COpperman's cacti opens one of the cans to see what's inside
COpperman is killed instantly, and all of his planets are destroyed, except for R2-D2's oasis, which mysteriously escapes destruction. R2-D2's oasis (which is now a island in space(like Newfoundland)) floats through the universe alone, and R2D2 is happy, until two new problems arise:
- There are a bunch of Jawas and a sandcrawler hiding on the oasis/space island
- The oasis/space island is heading directly towards Newfoundland (Newfoundland was saved from the bluehole thanks to it's mysterious half-time zone powers. However, in an amazing paradox, Newfoundland split into two identical parts (binary fission) and the duplicate did get sucked into the blue hole, creating the MBY hole {sorry, shade; it's MBY})
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In the meantime, a shadowy figure wanders around the inside the MBY hole, mumbling, "more bass for magma more bass for magma more bass for magma "
The shadowy figure runs into the goldfish (now a toasted pretzel goldfish), and the two talk and talk They talk and talk Of shoes and strings and sealing wax Of cabbages and kings Of adding more bass to Magma and taking over the galaxy
That night, Newfoudland w/oasis crash-landed on an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet which circled a small unregarded yellow sun in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the Galaxy.