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OV lies on the ground unconsiuos
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MonsterLady & Corkmaster are trudging back toward the cabin through the storm. As they approach the well lit cabin they see a body lying on the ground.
"Oh no!" says MonsterLady. "I thought they would have dragged OV back into the cabin by now. Just goes to show - if you want anything done, you have to do it yourself."
Corkmaster grabs OV's feet, while MonsterLady grasps under OV's arms. Backing up to the door, she kicks at the door, yelling "Would someone in there please open up the door!"
The wind escalates, and thunder crashes, drowning out her voice.
Sounds of music, the fire crackling and laughter come through the door, but no one opens it.
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Thok runs outside and constructs a small shack out behind the cabin, with death powerups strung to the walls like lights. He opens the door, being careful not to hit a death powerup and waste a good rez necklace. He places a teleporter in the shack and puts a sign above the shack saying: Thok's Death trap house; You have been warned.
He linked the teleporter and tested it out... Thok was now in one of his own death traps of death.
John notices that there was some knocking at the door. He waves his wand and yells "Cearionita!" and suddenly, all the death powerups turn into Shadow Doubles (that don't fade) and fall on Corkmaster, MonsterLady, and OV. Not noticing the shadows, MosterLady kicks the door again. It falls in and collapses. "Hello, want any poppyseed muffins?" asks John.
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"ouch" OV says as he wakes up, "but much better. Thank you! Hey is that my shadow...."
MonsterLady surveys the cabin. "Things are looking pretty festive here."
"Things are looking pretty festive here." echos the shadow.
MonsterLady walks into the kitchen and begins making festival goodies. With the shadow ML helping, twice as many get made.
"Anyone have anything special they want made?" she asks (twice) "We've made shortbread, mincemeat tarts, fruitcake and Nanaimo bars. Any other traditional goodies people would like to share?"
MonsterLady (and shadow) walks into the living room with a huge punch bowl filled with eggnog. She sits in a chair by the fire, a glass of eggnog in one hand and a shortbread cookie in the other. Her shadow comes over with the same and sits on her.
Muffled words come from beneath the shadow,"Mmanmmy monemmmn mmmknommm mmmhowmmmm mmmmtommm" Muffin Monster leaps up and finishes "to get rid of these shadows? They're handy enough for a short time, but now it is just irritating!"
OV sits up. "I'll be back" he says
John leaps up and tries to entice the shadow into making some more poppyseed muffins.
OV walks back in with packages. "No peeking now" as he puts them under the tree
Thok bursts through the door with a huge sack over his right shoulder, whistling. He says "Ahaha! The disguise of yet another death trap fooled you all! My holiday stash is once again safe." Everyone groaned at Thok's cleverness. He tossed everyone a crate. Just before someone smashed one open, Thok said "I wouldn't open them early if I were you. They are set to spew LITERALY 5,000 death powerups until... until.... Until I say so!"
Ferazel walks around, and out the door. He arrives minutes later with 4 big packages. He puts them under the tree. One person there noticed the "to" tags. One to spamguy, Zelda, MonsterLady, and AVN. He smiles and pulls out a carton of eggnog.
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(edit) ugh (/edit)
(This message has been edited by ferazel_09 (edited 12-20-2001).)
Well merry early Christmas all OV says as he places gifts under the tree
John points at his crate and yells "Cearionita!" again. After a few seconds, he kicks the crate open...
PCheese comes in hauling the tree that has been mentioned but really isn't there. He puts it upright next to the pool of ziridium brine and adds a few more presents to the pile.
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Thok runs out of the door yelling "I WARNED YOU!!!!" at the top of his lungs. The cabin bursts into a thousand pieces from the death powerups spewing from the crate. Everyone is killed by the death powerups. Except Thok. He was smart enough to run, and he has his wad of rez necklaces. Thok runs to his teleporter shack, hoping for safety. He stands on the teleporter... To be thrown into a death pit with no escape! He reflexivly opens the chests on the ground... Rez necklaces spew forth, while he is trapped in his pit. He uses an escape ring and soon enters storm valley, from the east. Now he must brave the storm and return to the cabin.
Fortunity, under John's tunic, he has a Rez Shield (combenation of Rez Necklace and Pentasheild) which protected him from the attack. Then he snaps his fingers and calls up a friend on his cell phone. The friend arrives a minute later, and he is the Ferazel World's Pied Piper! He calls all the evil enemies in the entire level to the rest area. Then each on climbs on a death powerup. They all die, except for one which John shoots. Then he notices Thok left a bag filled with Rez Necklaces behind. He gives one to each member of the rest area, and says "Sorry!".
PCheese wakes up, stunned... "What was that?" he asks. Then he notices all the dead enemies and shards of cabin walls around him. Stunned, he listens as John explains what happened. Suddenly, he runs off in search of Thok for revenge.
MonsterLady looks around at the mess.
"I am getting REALLY tired of you guys blowing this place up." she mutters.
Fortunately the shadow powerups are still there, so she resets their duration time using Mascot on her PB, then walks through 5 of the powerups. Six MonsterLadies quickly rebuilt the cabin, complete with fireplace, holly, lights Christmas tree, and of course the ziridium pool. The gifts are all retrieved, and placed under the tree. Then the shadow powerups time out and disappear, and the original MonsterLady sits down in front of the now crackling fire.
"Who's up for some eggnog?"
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Nah, I can't drink eggnog, makes me sick
How bout some Cookies?
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Originally posted by Overrider720: **Nah, I can't drink eggnog, makes me sick
How bout some Cookies? **
Shortbread, chocolate chip, oatmeal? We also have gingerbread men (and women) or would you like to nibble on the gingerbread house?
Help yourself.
Besides eggnog we have icewine, Kokanee, any hard liquor you can imagine, and all sorts of pop (aka soda in the USA) and other softdrinks.
The selection is virtually unlimited. (pun intended)