The Boozerama Bar

Where've you been! It was strange that after I posted my mild humored joke every one stoped posting!

Ultimate bar my bottom. Wheres the drinking and the bar fights! BFS isn't even a bar! It's a Wedstory! Can I have mt free beer now!

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sorry

(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 07-21-2001).)

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Originally posted by rebel council:
**Where've you been! It was strange that after I posted my mild humored joke every one stoped posting!

Ultimate bar my bottom. Wheres the drinking and the bar fights! BFS isn't even a bar! It's a Wedstory! Can I have mt free beer now!

**

Sorry, I've been busy lately.

I agree with you 100%. BFS does not compare to Boozerama! But, I think the real enemy is BB2. It's growing way too fast.

So, who's with me, Chirpo, and RC?

<chirp>

"Shut up, Chirpo!"

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Hey leave BB2 alone!

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Originally posted by rebel council:
**Hey leave BB2 alone!

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Okay. I'm sorry. You're right. So, who's with Chirpo?

<chirp>

That's right.

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This is the end of my post.

Okay you should really stop talking to that cricket i starting to scare me!

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Hey, I've been gone a really long time. I'm probably behind about 100 posts. So, why is BB2 so popular? anyways, I'm back now.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
**Hey, I've been gone a really long time. I'm probably behind about 100 posts. So, why is BB2 so popular? anyways, I'm back now.

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Why is BB2 so popular? Becomes we are currently engaged in the ultimate form of soft drink war! 😉

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Why is BB2 so popular? Becomes we are currently engaged in the ultimate form of soft drink war!;)

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Oh.

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I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel

Walks into whatever is left of the bar, tries to look normal.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Hunter: Can I borrow some Fire Extinguisher?
Bartender: Um, I guess so...why?
Hunter: I, uh, kinda got in a bit of trouble with a Reb Destroyer and I need to put my shuttle out.

The Bartender tosses a FE container to me

Bartender: Bring it back, it'll cost you 100 credits.
Hunter: I'll transfer the money when I get back, I promise.
Bartender: 'K then.

The Hunter Walks off mumbling about trigger-happy Destroyer captains

🙂

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"Harmless" combat rating? Blah, I can easily take out unarmed disabled ships sometimes.

Hunter, go to BB3. If you don't you'll be talking to yourself for a while.

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Story time!

Mases of cickets RC as he tells them a story!

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Long live the Alien empire!

Sorry about that, I didn't see the other thread. Oops. 🙂

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"Harmless" combat rating? But I finally took out an armed ship! Two Pirate Cowships, er, Argosies. That's not fair!

This thread has reached a new level: sad. :frown:

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This is the end of my post.

:rolleyes: Well maybe YOU should visit mose often :rolleyes:

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Long live the Alien empire!

RC, why don't you come into BB3 more often? Are you in Battle for Sol all the time?

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Originally posted by rebel council:
**:rolleyes: Well maybe YOU should visit mose often :rolleyes:

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Maybe you're right, but YOU should write stories, too. Anyway, here goes:

Rawzer, just back from a visit to the Qycal system, decides to check up on the Boozerama. Things have changed.

-Note: Remember when my computer crashed, and had to go back to a shuttle? Well, now I have a fleet of 2, count 'em, T-W-O Rebel Cruisers! Boo yah!

Besides that, the bar is completely deserted. Razwer must go back to his old techniques. He tears down every Boozerama in the galaxy, then sets up the new bar on Levo, which will be exactly like the bar he built before. Triple-layered indestructable tritanium armor, neutron turret security system, weapons detectors, and the wickedest, rockenest, kickenest music group, the Budrockers! That's right, Stastima Budrocker started his new heavy metal band. With Ernie Yelts on base, Cooldude 350 on keyboard, and Rawzer, the bartender on drums! Boozerama 387 is an instant hit.

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This is the end of my post.

Hence the number of people in the bar! 1.....2.....umm....ya!

RC sits down at the bar.

RC "Hey! Bartener! Get over here!"
(the music stops. RZ runs up to the counter)
RZ "Ya!"
RC "Gimmy some thing strong!"
(RZ punches RC in the nose and RC passes out)

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Long live the Alien empire!

This brings back a lot of memories. <sniff> 😉

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😄 I love this topic 😄

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