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Magpie picks up his hand and his scales flash the same vivid red as they did when killing the drunk, a flash of pluesure "full stright' he said showing 5 queens. Captiantripps has a bit of difficulting figuring out how Magpie got 5 queens out of the deck but dosne't say anything, not wanting to insult the vicios Saurdian. Captaintripps hands out another hand, and grins at his royal flush. Magpie nods his aggreement at the win and sits back, his hard armour like scales not making a sound dispite thier bulky and noisy apperance. Rawzer stumbles over to the table and is dealt out a hand. The three play poker for about an hour. Just as Captiantripps is about to deal out another hand a Suardian strolled up to the table and spoke "Rassack dekkar varrach!!" he yelled at Magpie who just sat, his grin widening. "What is he saying?" Rawzer asked, curious about what was to take place. "He challanges me to a duel without the use of Sarrachkes" "Saeeachkes?? What are they?" "Disruptor cannon" Magpies smile widened still when the other Suardian said "RaaaCherek!!" with this Magpie leapt into a loud battle cry his blades emerging this time not only from his hands but his shoulders and knees. Magpie leapt up onto the table and cried a cry of succsess. The others stared at him and then at the Suardian lying on the floor in several pieces " Did i miss some thing?" asked Captiantripps. " No" replied Magpie beaming with glee at his triumph " Your eyes are to slow to catch the moment when he and I" Magpie indicated the dead Suardian "were in combat you would not live through" " He certenly didn't" said Rawzer. The bar and its patronts returned to thier drinks and Magpie sat down his scales agian showing red.
Hey Rawzer I found an old knife mabey we can sell it on the black market!
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Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **Hey Rawzer I found an old knife mabey we can sell it on the black market!
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Ummm... NO.
Rawzer has once again been robbed of thousands of dollars and a Kestral. Also, when he jettisoned (sp?) himself with his escape pod, his awesome record with the Confederates was erased. But his horrible record with the Rebels wasn't. Now he is known only as Ernie Yelts, overall "good guy" of the galaxy, and pilot of the scoutship Night Rider. However, his good buddies at the Boozeramas know who he is, and they understand his predicament.
Rebel Council:"You're such an idiot!!!!!" Ultimate Rebel:"You did WHAT??????!!!!!" Silver Dragon:"Moron." Then, to the wall, "You talkin' to me? Heh?" Mr. Moose:"Ha, ha. Loser." Captain Skyblade:"There, there. It happens to a lot of pilots."
Yep, there was never a finer group of friends.
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UR pulls out his neutron rifle and shoots Magpie for two reasons 1 he has weapons in the bar. 2 he killed one of the members. The bodyguards throw out magpie's corpse.
Attention: This topic has posted over 200 posts. The max is 200 posts, meaning we must shut it down. We can either go to Cap'n Skyblade's bar or start a new one. Rawzer, if you want to start a new Boozerama- go ahead. Or make up a different name.
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Cap'n Skyblade runs into the bar with his infamous commando team. "Alright, boys! The bar is over...Head over to the "Battle for Sol" topic, or start another bar similar to this one. Now as for all of you who haven't behaved..."
The commando team blows the bar to pulp, taking all the bullies with it. The Boozerama Bar no longer exists...
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Well obviously the Mods haven't been online recently. It's still up.
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Because the bar has resisted destruction, I made up this cheer:
Go Boozerama! Ra! Ra! Ra! Boozerama, Boozerama, goooooooooooo Boozerama! B-O-O-Z-E-R-A-M-A, Boozerama! <repeat>
Now you can all praise (or throw beer bottles at) me!
Rawzer goes back in time to stop Skyblade's attack.
Rawzer, A.K.A. Ernie Yelts, A.K.A. Cooldude 350:"Wait! Have you gotten orders from the rulers of the universe?"
Skysharpthingy:"No."
" Then what are you doing?!!! "
"I dunno." He then proceeds to destroy the bar, because you can't alter time. Oh well, everyone in the bar goes to New France to go to the bar there called "Boozerama 2".
OOC Sorry i killed some one UR and i didn't think blades in my hands were counted as weapons but ohh well... EV webboards obviously not for me. I should dtick with the Cythera one Nice meeting ya all bye
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Originally posted by SilverDragon: **- CLOSE -
Close what? Hey, you got up to "good egg".
Originally posted by Rawzer: **Now you can all praise (or throw beer bottles at) me! Rawzer goes back in time to stop Skyblade's attack. **
I walk in. Then I throw beer bottles at Rawzer.
Wha the... How did Wall-Boy get "good egg"? I guess some things will never be explained. Like how this bar hasn't been shut down yet.
Time for something fun...
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With Sol and Ruby under Rebel control, the Confederates must choose a new head planet system. Although Tau Ceti is right next to Sol, the Confeds consider it a prime location, due to the fact that all they have to do is terraform Tau Ceti IV and build a space station outside it, making it just like Sol was. This is done in a matter of several months, aided by enhanced technology, while the Rebels continue to party and celebrate their recent victories over the once powerful Confederates.
Meanwhile, Rawzer has a plan...
He'll need the help of Rebel Council, who is currently residing in a hotel upstairs to the Boozerama on Palshife.
Rawzer:"I need 5 billion credits." Rebel Council:"Here you go. <burp> Don't spend it all in one place. <hiccup>" (He's very drunk.)
Rawzer goes to Palshife to buy a fleet of 7 upgraded Rebel Cruisers with the first billion. He then goes to Pirate's Cove, Privateer's Haven, Evildrome, and New Antigua to bribe as many pirates as possible for help. Finally, he travels to Palshife again to tell the Rebels his plan. Everything is set. On March 28th 87 Lightnings, 53 Rapiers, 37 Argosies, 22 Corvettes, 13 Kestrels, 148 Mantas, 34 Destroyers, and 17 Rebel Cruisers rendevous in Sol. After every ship has jumped in, Rawzer starts the countdown for hyperspace. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Jump!" Every ship jumps almost simoltaneously. On April 1st, ship after ship drop into the unsuspecting system of Tau Ceti. The pirates are missing!
"Retreat! Retreat!" yells Admiral Panaka. "We can't do this alone!"
"Hold position. We can defeat them. Attack when you hear me say the word 'sucker.'"
Every pilot is slightly perplexed until his message to the president of Tau Ceti. "April Fool's, sucker!"
The attack begins. Every Manta rushes forward with alarming speed. Half direct their missiles toward a pair of Cruisers, the other half, another pair. Four shockwaves rock the battlespace. Cruisers take on Cruisers, Frigates take on Destroyers, Patrol Ships and Gunboats take on Mantas. Losses are massive. 52 Mantas, 12 Destroyers, and 6 Cruisers are left after the initial assault. Rawzer delivers a message to every Rebel. "Retreat toward the edges of the system in all directions, destroy the remaining junkboats, conserve all secondary weapons, and wait for your sheids to recharge before engaging any warships."
Once this was done, the Confederate and Rebel fleets made a donut shape, Rebels on the outside, Confeds on the inside. "On the count of three, make for the planet. 1, 2, ...3!"
The Rebels close in on the enemy fleet. Expecting an attack, the Confeds charge, lock and load their weapons. As the Rebels draw near, the Confeds open fire. All misses, except one unlucky Manta blown to shreds by a rocket. The Rebels dodge, duck, and weave through the fleet, barely recieving any damage.
Once on the planet, the Rebels blast through ground defenses, making their way to Ye Olde Outfitting Shoppe. Stealing hundreds of missiles, rockets, and torpedoes, they make their way off the planet with seconds to spare. "Now let's show them what we're made of! Give'm blood'n'vinigar! Ha ha!"
To make a long story short, the Confederate fleet of 180 Patrol ships, 120 Gunboats, 75 Frigates, and 25 Cruisers was eventually decimated with few Rebel survivors. "Tau Ceti is ours!"
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 07-06-2001).)
RZ you know I'm gona whant that back, with intest!
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Originally posted by Rawzer: **the powerful Confederates.
What are these "powerful c0nfeder@te$" you speak of?
There, I changed it.
And RC, no. You want your money, you steal it back from the pirates. They almost cost us the battle!
RC asks some of his drinking buddies to assist him in raiding all the the pirate planets. After a week of raiding RC (and friends) comes back to the bar with all the pirate planets paying him tribute and 7 billion creditsin the bank. Who ever helped RC recived a months suply of Salian Brandy. :)Life is good
(quote)Originally posted by rebel council: **RC asks some of his drinking buddies to assist him in raiding all the the pirate planets. After a week of raiding RC (and friends) comes back to the bar with all the pirate planets paying him tribute and 7 billion creditsin the bank. Who ever helped RC recived a months suply of Salian Brandy. ;))sat down with a nice bottle of saalian brandy, and starting walking around shaking (since he is now drunk) and talked about how "fearless" and "dangerous" their "impossible" mission was so "courageously" accomplished. ;).
Why is it that now the topic has reached the post limit (200) it finally became popular again?
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **UR (being one of RC's drinking buddies;) )sat down with a nice bottle of saalian brandy, and starting walking around shaking (since he is now drunk) and talked about how "fearless" and "dangerous" their "impossible" mission was so "courageously" accomplished. ;).
Who cares?
Rawzer is also one of RC's best friends. In fact, his modified Argosy alone destroyed 7 Kestrals, 13 Corvettes, and 24 Lightnings on the way to each pirate system!
Boo yah!
I just hope they don't close it down.
(five minutes later)
Topic - Boozerama Bar: closed
Is it just me, or is this bar going down the tubes again? Like I said, it doesn't matter that we're over 200. So is the BFS thread. Speaking of which, we have to outlive them! Who's with me?!!
<cricket chirp>
Fine. Whoever's with me gets free beer!
Rawzer buys the cricket a drink. Luckily it only takes a shot glass of mildy alchoholic booze to get him drunk. Then the cricket (who's called Chirpo by his friends) campains with Rawzer to shut down the BFS thread.
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