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Right back at ya!
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Chuckles ducks and covers his head.
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Originally posted by Destroyer E: **
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HA!
------------------ Maniak hacks like crazy!
(This message has been edited by Maniak (edited 10-22-2003).)
Not the X's!!!! Anything but the X's!!!!!!
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Chuckles notes that Maniak is out of ammo. He decides to end the violence by causing a little more. He throws a potato masher into Maniak's fortifications and waits patiently.
Edit: whyme: Google "potato masher" and "World War II". Just remember that I have the pin. ------------------ "If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force" Got g? (url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)
(This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited 10-22-2003).)
whoa, two year old wars!!!
whyme takes the weapons from maniak, who is badly trying to figure out the potato masher is for.
"no guns for two year olds!!!"
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DeadBeat takes out his supersoaker and fries all the hightech weapons.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
DB's super soaker falls apart cuz they are all crap.
I win!!!
DE laughs at Maniak for trying to fire Xs at him. DE gets another root beer. After drinking it, DE belches extreamly loud, and the room smells like root beer.
Originally posted by Chuckles: **
Care for a truce, before this gets really ugly?
OK then. But first I must punish you for using my wireless connection on my laptop after offering a truce. Chuckles is sencetenced to jail for two years for breaking in military personells computers.
whyme: With his muscular arms, Cade breaks out of the chair in seconds. Cade thanks for the military equipment thrown in the front of him. He can use it and it includes a nuclear missile. He uses this to kill him. He explodes so thorougly nothing is left of him. Yes, not even the smallest pieces.
Destroyer E: Cade has so strong armor the napalm barely scratches him. He stops the tickling by hitting E with a nuclear missile from the military equipment thrown in front of him. Then he hires three persons to tickle E.
------------------ I am eager to try to answer mission questions
SuperNova orders a raw potato.
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dz Eats three plates of deviled eggs, sits for approximately three hours, and then farts. The stench kills everyone in the bar who isn't wearing a gas mask.
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whyme regenerates for the second time. He decides to finish buissness first. He picks up dz, walks over to the window, and throws him out.
whyme then watches as Cade goes too near maniak, and the potato masher blows up. HA HA HA HA. Now whos blown up!
He then leaves chuckles to rot in jail for useing weapons he's never heard of before. Hes sure chuckles will get out any ways.
DeadBeat orders a slightly overcooked onion.
The Cheat is siting in a dark corner polishing his shot blaster. He puts a strap over his shoulder with the gun attached and slips it under his cloak. He walks out of the bar. A few minutes later he walks back in and goes back to his corner and activates his indestructable sheild.
"Who owns that Rebel Cruiser in the parking lot with its lights on?"
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UR watches the fights going on, and orders some movie style buttered popcorn.
------------------ "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell -Ultimate Rebel
Originally posted by The Cheat: **"Who owns that Rebel Cruiser in the parking lot with its lights on?" **
Not me! DE owns the Rebel Destroyer.
Destroyer E destroys the guys hired to tickle him. Then he whips out his WSTE-M Combat Shotgun and shoots off Cade's armor. Then DE uses his Fusion Pistol to finish off the rest of Cade.
The now regenerated, and clothed RC slowly moves toward to exit, trying not to look suspicous as he makes his way to his Cruiser.
------------------ ------------------ :Sets up tent and begins to camp: "my presence here is strictly ornamental..."
(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 10-24-2003).)
The cheat, noticeing RC going to his cruiser whips out a TV Remote and pushes the power button. Drives are heard starting up and a screen comes out of the Remote. The Cheat pilots the Rebel Cruiser to land in the bar. He blasts a hole and drops down the cruiser. He walks up to it and pulls something off the bridge. He returns to his corner this time polishing a throwing knife.
Detonates one of RC's WMD to alert the bush administration. Oh wait i'm right by it. Crap.