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LifeKnight hails the bar and says that if he can put the sign back up, then he will post a message in the Blue Mushroom Pub about the Boozerama bar.
------------------ Boo! Did I scare you? No? BOO! How about now? Good!
The barkeep throws LifeKnight out of the Boozerama Bar for taking away business from the bar. Chuckles notes that RC and whyme are running around with high explosives. He seems slightly concerend, but eventually just dons a bomb suit.
------------------ "If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force" Got g? (url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)
whyme feels proud of himself as that chuckles trusts him with high explosives.
whyme takes the explosives and attaches them to lifeknights ship. If he comes near here with ads, they will go off, blowing up his ship. They also go off if they are moved. Satified, he sits down on the couch and wonders if maniak will ever be able to post without a stupid graphic.
------------------ So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
UR throws a lit rag at RC for bitch slapping him, causing RC, and the rest of the bar, to blow up from the gasoline he was carrying, along with the gunpowder DeadBeat had with him. UR sits down adn wishes he had a G5 instead of his spyware infested PC. :frown:
------------------ "Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell -Ultimate Rebel
DeadBeat destroys UR's PC and upgrades it to a Honey Nut Cheerios Box.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by Chuckles: **After regenerating (thank heavens for incremental backups), Chuckles decides he does not need to be on the receiving end of another Tomahawk.
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But since he was not protected in any way, he is hit by a Tomahawk again. In fact, two. Chuckles is blown up to a million pieces. Cade also steals and destroys his backups, so he cant regenerate.
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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 10-21-2003).)
DE whips out his Ak-47 and destroys RC and his jaw.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: Snipity
Using a data recovery system, Chuckles manages to reconstruct himself from the broken bits of harddrive (thats RAID for ya). He sets up a Rapier battery to prevent further incinerations. He proceeds to make more backups. He wonders how Gen. Smart managed to get his hands on three aftermarket Tomahawks.
Today is not my day.
Originally posted by Chuckles: **Using a data recovery system, Chuckles manages to reconstruct himself from the broken bits of harddrive (thats RAID for ya). He sets up a Rapier battery to prevent further incinerations. He proceeds to make more backups. He wonders how Gen. Smart managed to get his hands on three aftermarket Tomahawks.
Cade takes a machine gun and destroys the Rapier swords. Then he inserts viruses to his backups so they get infected. Then he is hit by a barrage of Tomahawks. 10 hit him simultaneously. Then he explains that he is a member of US military, being able to buy easily. On a serious note, what do you mean by that today is not my day? Did you get tired of getting blown up twice, or did something go wrong in your life?
DE (visable) watches Cade and Chuckles with a super-size root beer.
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: Schnip
For a miliary dude, you sure seem stupid. A Rapier is a British SAM. Now that his backups are toast, Chuckles is forced to use his paper backup--2000 pages of hexadecimal code. He has this coded, backed up on multiple servers, backed up by a distributed backup, topped off by multiple isolated servers, and then regenerates. He then hacks the military databases to give Gen. Smart a Bad Conduct Discharge, thus denying him access to Tomahawks or any other form of military weaponry. In addition, he modifies one of Gen. Smart's viruses to give Gen. Smart a large painful pimple in his right nostril.
Care for a truce, before this gets really ugly?
(Edit, punctuation is a pain) ------------------ "If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force" Got g? (url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)
(This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited 10-21-2003).)
LifeKnight admits that there is a better way to advertise that won't be goofed up by pub members.
------------------ Visit the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202.html")Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url) Laugh so hard your stomach will hurt! Plus, it's filled with over 20 pages of useless information that nobody needs to know! Also, don't forget the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002944.html#")Boozerama Bar!(/url)
whyme ties chuckles to a chair infront of a PC, with 100mhz proccesser and a 1 wire connection, to any possible site. chuckles is unable to do much with out a speedy net connection. It takes most of his mental power to play minesweeper.
whyme then ties General Cade Smart to a chair, and invites any and all rebels to attack him. He throws out all military equipment, infront of him. Not being able to think of more torturous things, he hires out people to tickle Cade.
Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat destroys UR's PC and upgrades it to a Honey Nut Cheerios Box.
UR jumps for joy by the upgrade he received. Two minutes later all the cheerios are eaten, so now its not much better than his pc. UR is happy because he is using one of the school's new imacs.
Frags Stupid PC. Frags Microsoft HQ. Blows up MS HQ.....Then frags Chuckles...Again.
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DeadBeat liberates Bungie.
Originally posted by whyme: snip
Chuckles makes 99 seconds on Advanced mode, awing all in the bar. He hauls out a lab freezer from his coat and overclocks the computer to 500MHz. He then installs a Wireless card and accesses the internet through Gen. Smart's laptop. Finally, he does the smart thing and uses his Gentoo disk to install Linux. All is now good. Meanwhile, LifeKnight is thrown out again for being banned from the bar. Yet again a blast of hot air ensues from the heating system. It is universally ignored.
(Edit: belch)
whyme laughs as chuckles computer combusts and a explodes as it over clocks. Flying metal goes in all directions. He then applauds chuckles for his score in mine sweeper. He laughs at the crying Cade.
Destroyer E notices he was invited to attack Cade (being a Rebel), so DE fires a napalm unit at him. Then his ashes turn back into his normal state, were he is being tickled.
HA!
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