Boozerama Bar: Eternity

Ok... DE gets scared of all the crap in the bar.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

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Originally posted by Destroyer E:
**Ok... DE gets scared of all the crap in the bar.

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Dash calls the poopsmith to shovel out all the crap in the bar. Wow, that's been there a long time, I wonder how no one noticed...
The poopsmith shovels out all the crap...and Strongmad kills Dash.
dies
huzzah!

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See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
I see fragged people...
"You're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?

Have I finally vanquished Maniak? I CLAIM VICTORY!!

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It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me

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Originally posted by emainiac:
**Have I finally vanquished Maniak? I CLAIM VICTORY!!

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Yay! There is a "Mainiak has been vanquished" party!

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

DeadBeat cooks up some Braxian Gummy Worms for the party and joins in the insanity.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Brian raises his cucumber silently in rememberence of the little two-year old. Then he is immediately killed by emaniac. He walks back in and walks into the acid pit. Then he sits down and orders a flaming cucumber.

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"Dobby? Dobby's a fcking fg!" -Gollum
"... You bstrd" -Me

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Originally posted by TheLoser:
**Brian raises his cucumber silently in rememberence of the little two-year old. Then he is immediately killed by emaniac. He walks back in and walks into the acid pit. Then he sits down and orders a flaming cucumber.

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Next time, word it differently... :frown:that sounds way too much like Michael Jackson... :eek:

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See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
I see fragged people...
"You're turning into a penguin. Stop it!"
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?

Suddenly, Christmas decorations fill the room! Christmas music begins to play and a giant Christmas tree is in the center of the bar! It begins to snow outside. Yay Christmas is coming!

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

Suddenly, all the Christmas decorations turn to frozen piss, and the falling snow turns to vomit. The Christmas tree catches fire and starts giving off carcinogenic smoke, and the happy singing turns to agonized screams.

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=9&SUBMIT;=Go&urgaylol;=yes")EV Developer's Corner(/url)
look through a faithless eye - are you afraid to die?

And we all lived happily ever after.

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Yet another meaningless post
<(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")E(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.net")V(/url)(url="http://"http://www.evula.org")ula link(/url)>

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Originally posted by Mazca:
**Suddenly, all the Christmas decorations turn to frozen piss, and the falling snow turns to vomit. The Christmas tree catches fire and starts giving off carcinogenic smoke, and the happy singing turns to agonized screams.

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Well, that blos.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

hooooraaay! Carcinogens are polluting my body!
I'm gonna get Carin..I man cancer. Yes, MAN cancer...hmm...testicular cancer?
Then it'll be frozen puss on the tree...w00t!

OMFG!!!7h3 h4xx0rz |{i113d |{3||||y! 7h053 |34574rd5!

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See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
I see fragged people...
There's no place like 172.0.0.1
One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?

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Originally posted by Mazca:
**Suddenly, all the Christmas decorations turn to frozen piss, and the falling snow turns to vomit. The Christmas tree catches fire and starts giving off carcinogenic smoke, and the happy singing turns to agonized screams.

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Do you realize that you are the first mod to really ever post anything here besides declaring the topic to be closed? UR gives Mazca a beer. 🙂

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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel

Didn't you know? The Christmas decorations have been up since the begining of November. DeadBeat gives Mazca a Braxian Gummy Worm, "as long as you don't bring the health inspectors your welcome." 😄

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Sejuk adds a new attraction to his boat; seats that randomly throw people into the acid. He really begins to rake in the cash.

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The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

DeadBeat begins grinding up roots for his rootbeer. "It's good stuff but it always takes so damn long to make."

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

I have noticed that since I delivered the killing blow to Maniak, he has yet to show his deformed head in the sacred Boozerama Bar. I RULE! Starts a I RULE/chrismas party!
Part-tay!

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!
"Screw the whales. They'd nuke us if they had the chance. And don't think they aren't trying" - Myrad
"When we (Men) are kids we think that girls are evil and stupid, then we grow up and think they are the center of the universe, then we get married and realizie that we were right as kids" -Me

UR gets the bar hooked up with a dozen kegs, and enough speakers to make 9.5 on the richter scale. Soon everyone is moshing like crazy with UR leading in the mosh. UR takes up his nickname "Mosh King" for the occassion. 🙂

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"To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ultimate Rebel

everyone trips at the same time, and gets a bloody nose, but everyone is too drunk to notice and keeps wacking on.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!
Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.