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Sejuk gets the confederation to launch a full scale attack against Pirates haven, completly decimating everything, including Maniak.
------------------ The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.
whyme watches as maniaks ship stalls above the planet for carying too many weapons. Ohhhh! Pretty meteor!
EDIT: YAY 400 BOOZERAMA POSTS! kills maniak in celebration
------------------ So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet I know the monsters, and the monsters know me! Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.
(This message has been edited by whyme (edited 11-20-2003).)
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Originally posted by Maniak: **maniakal snipness...
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"...And stay out!" Dash throws a handheld explosive javelin in Maniak's general leaving direction...and misses, of course...DARN! remembers the javelin's rocket-powered, after looking at his charred self...YESS! imagines Maniak being buggered by the javelin "ooh..." cringes too bad for him...
------------------ See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes I see fragged people... "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
Maniak watches, as his friend, Maniac keeps them distracted. Maniak then leaps out and knocks Dash_Merc unconcious. The others stare in awe as they realise that they are up against two Maniaks. The others quickly run away.
------------------ Maniak hacks like crazy!
DE hops into a brand new Corvette Jaguar (Coming soon in EV Destroyer 2.0) and fires the new version of torpedoes at Maniak. The normal Corvette does not stand a chance.
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Unknown to Maniak, the MIKs jet off to the orbit of Evildrome. They make a barrier between space and the planet. He sets their controlls to distroy Maniak bio signs if a ship with him comes within fireing range. Maniak comes back in an escape pod but the MIKs distroy it. "Look mommy! A person shaped comet!!" The Cheat slaps the kid and says its supposed to be like this:"l00x m0mmy! A p3rs0n sh4p3d (0m3t!!!!1!!!! OMG WTF!!!!1!!"
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I vote 6 6. Kill Mainiak in every way possible.
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While the two Maniak's keep them busy, another Maniack shows up, and joins the fight, then another. DE, Dash_Merc, and emainac quickly realise that 4 Maniaks are going to be a real problem for them, and surrender.
surrender to Maniak? bah! Yeah right. Pulls out a machine gun, mows them down.
whyme simply pulls out a few grenades and kills the maniaks.
Grenades are too random... Blasts the maniaks with a rocket launcher.
whips out... a can of... matrix on Maniak's ass(es) <edit>...or maybe he whips it out on his one, huge, communal ass... hahaha...</edit> realizes that he is suddenly cgi'd, and so are all the Agent-Smith-shaped Maniaks running in at him.
Fun fun! I get to kill him multiple times, multiple ways, all at once...w00t!
(This message has been edited by Dash_Merc (edited 11-20-2003).)
4 more Maniaks show up, and hand out lasers. The 8 Maniaks then start shooting at the others.
The others realize that they will soon be up against 16 Maniaks, then 32, then 64.
The others quickly surrender, for eventually they will have to fight 128 Maniaks, then 256, then 512, then even 1024.
Not even experienced fighters like these stand a chance.
<EDIT> Also remember that reincarnations are on. You can't kill me or any of the rest of me, for that matter. I may not be able to kill you, but I can still torture you until you wish you were dead. </EDIT>
(This message has been edited by Maniak (edited 11-21-2003).)
DE never surrenders!!! The armys of DEs come in and kill the pathetic 4 Maniaks.
Remembers how to do math in binary: 10000000000 -> (1024) -01111111111 -> (1023) ------------ 1 -> (1) Only one Maniak left...too bad... Btw, does anyone else here know what the word "bugger" means? If not...here's what it means: "To be f***ed up the arse" Have fun, Maniak!
Kills Maniak in binary: 00000001 -> (1) -00000001 -> (1) --------- 00000000! -> (0) laughs evilly MwahahahahaHA! Oh, and reincarnations only work on the original copy of Maniak...or anyone else for that matter...therefore, you can make as many copies of yourself as you wish, but only one may be reincarnated after they all DIE!!!
DESTROYER E NEVER SURRENDERS!!! DE gets really pissed at Maniak for trying to make him surrender. Rebel Destroyer 'E' series land and more DEs come out. Some remain in the ship and fire the Varter at Maniak. The rest of the DEs do a grenade assault. When all the Maniaks are dead, a Bulk Frieghter comes and takes the bodies to the Alien Planet Cade talked about and the Maniaks are destroyed even more.
DEs order root beers.
16 Maniaks show up.
One of them sneaks away, and tampers with the reincarnation location.
Another 16 show up.
Then another 32.
Then another 64.
Then another 128.
Then another 256.
Then another 512.
Then another 1024.
Then another 2048.
By this time, there are an overwhelming 4096 Maniaks punching out the others. Then they all get far away, and the first 16 all throw grenades at the others, promptly blowing them up.
And as for binary:
11 -11 0
The others die.
Remember that 2nd sentence?
The other 3 show up inside the Privateer's Haven Bar, which is currently being attacked by the Confeds.
The Maniaks then get into their ships, and spread themselves out: 5 Maniaks per planet.
And the galaxy is at peace again.
This is getting old Maniak. Surrender now, or die.
DE looks over at his army. Maniak's ten seconds to surrender are up. The DEs attack and kill the Maniaks several times, then the corpses are taken out and a sign banning Maniak is put up.
DE sends half the army of Rebel DEs to Pirateer's Haven to destroy the place. The Confeds can't do anything right!
DE orders a round of root beers for everyone in the bar.