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Noting the emaniac is completely unarmed (literally), Chuckles decides to taunt him. "Whatcha gonna frag me with, a spit wad? No, I know, the blood leaking from your nose. Or how about the worthless jargon you spew. It doesn't matter anyway, since you only manage to frag things in your dreams." Chuckles watches as emaniac gets more and more enraged.
Jimbob attemtps to retake "The Couch" with the entire Confederate fleet. Although he did a rather bad job calculating size, and his fleet is swallowed by UR. This fortunately kills UR, so Jimbob takes the couch and sits. However, the smell of Mac-in-foot renders Jimbob unconcious...
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Destroyer E reappears with the Rebel Fleet. They all arm Napalm Units and destroy JimBob and the rest of the Confeds.
The Rebel Fleet all sits and fits on the couch somehow, snd DE becomes invisable again.
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AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A TWO YEAR OLD! I COLDN"T EVEN TYPE OR REGISTER IF I WAS THAT AGE, AND EVEN THEN I'M NOT THAT STUPID!!! :mad:
Destroyer E unfortunately chose the worng time to become visible, and Maniak, being a ten-year-old, was aware of the reincarnations-on, so instead he inflicts a lot of damage to Destroyer E, but does not kill him. That makes Destroyer very hurt.
Anyone else want some?
------------------ Maniak hacks like crazy!
DE visably recharges. Then he turns invisable again...
Mainiak begins to be thrown around by something invisable ;). Mainiak gets beat up, shot (Several times), burned (Napalm Unit), and many other torturous things happen.
(quote)Originally posted by Destroyer E: **DE visably recharges. Then he turns invisable again...
Mainiak begins to be thrown around by something invisable
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Chuckles reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a gas mask. He dons it and prepares for the worst.
"Jimbob, that is some serious evil you've got going."
(This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited 10-17-2003).)
Nooo... maniak to two year old deserves it! whyme intercepts chuckles, hitting him in the back of the knees. Chuckles falls over. whyme uses his spare shark teeth and goes for the ears.
"I can't hold him long! Hurry!"
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DeadBeat kicks a Hokey Pokey Elmo to death.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
pp takes a step in, whips out a guitar, and begins to play enthusiastically.
bumpa-duh-buhmp-buhmp DUHN-NUH, DUNH-NUH, DUHN-NUH
Yeah, that's enough of that. pp glances around the bar sneakily and immidiately yells something along the lines of, "You'll never get me lucky charms!" before backflipping right into the acid pit.
... what acid pit, you ask? Hey, man, the acid pits a freaking tradition. It will not be replaced, I say!
Hell... I miss Luke.
(edit) I shall be (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")the first.(/url) w00t.
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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 10-15-2003).)
Maniak gets out his trusty laser, and blasts everyone until they're specks of dust. Then when they're reincarnated, he blasts them again. And again. Repeat each time someone reincarnates.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I AM NOT 2 YEARS OLD! I COULDN'T USE A COMPUTER IF I WAS TWO! USE COMMON SENSE, YOU MORONS! :mad:
<EDIT>Yeah, I'm sorry. Not trying to get back my karma by acting all nice, just honestly sorry. I just wanted to make my point that I am not a two-year-old.</EDIT>
(This message has been edited by Maniak (edited 10-16-2003).)
Destroyer E's "remains" disappear, and Destroyer E walks into the bar and goes behind Mainiak with his trusty Napalm Unit. Destroyer E sets it on auto, so it constantly is burning Mainiak. Even when Mainiak reincarnates.
Everyone else goes back to normal.
n00ne of the mods peak in here at all, you have to post outside of the Boozy Bar to get karma back.
Meanwhile Destroyer E is happily walking around until I push him into the frozen over sha-kark pit
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DeadBeat sits down and feeds Maniak his food.
Okay, I humor you, so I won't insult you. On the other hand, I might as well blast you.
YOU
From his beating from Chuckles, whyme hears maniak say "I AM NOT A TWO YEAR OLD"
Then whyme sees maniak exhibit 2 year oldish behavior.
whyme resigns himself to stoping chuckles from geting to jimbob.
nOOb punches whyme for getting in the way! nOOb grabs a box of popcorn that just happens to be sitting around.
------------------ I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Einstein Edit: spelling
(This message has been edited by nOOb (edited 10-16-2003).)
UR regenerates, gets more food and sits down on the couch.
Hey Chuckles. You might like this. ;)(url="http://"http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/58f5/zoom/")I am root(/url)
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(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-16-2003).)
And those little red Xs. DeadBeat impales himself on one.