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Sejuk walks over to the graffiti on the wall and chips it off with a jackhammer.
------------------ The name of my ship is the Avenger, its time for all pirates and Pee Cee useres to run, or die.
DE whacks Cade with his AR-75. Then DE uses it on Cade. Stop writing novels!!! DE then uses a real flamethrower on Maniak.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
Dash wakes up floating in the middle of Nowhere. Damn it, I thought we got all that over with long ago. Dash begins his long walk to Anywhere, then to Itself... yeah... I got un-karma-slapped! w00t! hey, we're on our way to 400 posts of complete random death, destruction, and whatever other words wont spill out of the hole in my head and into my laptop. Dash sleeps. In Anywhere, in the Boozerama teleporter, which teleports him back to Boozerama... Dash sleeps. In Boozerama. Damn it, I'm starting to write a poem. Hey, DE, may I borrow thy pocket flame thrower to kill meself with? Or could you please just do it for me? Dash orders a French Vanilla Latte, and awaits his toasty death.
------------------ See, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes I see fragged people... "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it!" One by one, the -phantompenguins- are stealing my sanity...help?
UR saves DE the time and trouble and shoots Dash in the head with his laser gun. Wow, I posted once then was gone a few days, now I post once more, I'll probably be gone for a few days more
------------------ "To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson -Ultimate Rebel
Cooldude enters the bar. His friends back away as they notice that he has slightly changed: Grizzled, messy hair covers his head and a his ear clipped a dozen chewed and used pencils to his head. Armed with a pen and a notepad, he starts attacking the bar with pencil strikes... Ok maybe I didn't change that much.
hey everybody! S'been a long time! Guess what? On the 26th of November I'm gonna turn 12! I hope I get a powermac G5... It's nice to be home
------------------ Cooldude
DE watches the action. Maniak sneaks up behind him and knocks him unconcious with a crowbar that he ripped off of the bar's structure. He then runs away quickly, for the bar collapses 30 second later.
------------------ Maniak hacks like crazy!
DE wakes up and graps Maniak and uses him as an unbrella. Then the bar gets fixed and DE kills Maniak several times.
RC walks in and sits down at the bar.
------------------ ------------------ :Sets up tent and begins to camp: "my presence here is strictly ornamental..." (This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 9-21-2003).)
Maniak then destroys the bar again.
The others grumble as they rebuild it.
Repeat.
Maniak shoves the flamethrower down DE's uniform's back, and shoots him.
Now direct exposure burns even more.
Maniak and the others sit back and laugh as DE catches on fire and runs around the bar screaming.
DeadBeat walks in calmly and informs Maniak that the bar automatically regenerates. He then impales Maniak with a guitar and crushes him with a large amp. Mmmmmm...feedback.
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 11-18-2003).)
Mazca honks again.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=9&SUBMIT;=Go&urgaylol;=yes")EV Developer's Corner(/url) cool night air is curious
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Originally posted by Mazca: **Mazca honks again.
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Ahhhhhhh! Moderater in the Bar! Duck and Cover! The apokolipse is coming!!!!!!
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DE recharges and grenades Maniak in the head several times.
DE gets tired so he gets a root beer.
Ahh! Run away!
Maniak runs away, and runs into a wall.
Maniak remembers that the bar can regenerate.
Maniak has an idea.
Maniak makes a switch, nails it to the bar, labelsit "Regeneration", then switches it off.
Maniak destroys the bar.
It doesn't regenerate, so Maniak permanently glues the switch to the "off" position using Super Glue.
Maniak laughs at the others, who are now buried in the rubble.
Then Maniak remembers that there is a moderator here, so he runs away again.
Sejuk manages to dig his way out of the rubble, first he melts the regernation switch so the whole bar comes back, he than runs after Maniak. When he catches up with Maniak, he brings him back to the bar for a trial. Everyone else may know vote on what to do with Maniak. 1. Just Blast em 2.Feed him to the sharks 3. torture him till dead 4.let him go!
The Cheat votes for 1 2 and 3. The Cheat makes a scary robot that runs off of beer. He sets it so that when its low on beer its eyes turn red and kills anyone he sees. The Cheat puts the robot and Maniak in a small room and watches the carnage on a webcam that is hooked up to the bars '****ing-wide-screen-holo-tv Å .
"Allright, time to give the scary robot another beer."
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1,2,3, and 5! 5-Give him an overdose of acid.
DE destroys the regeneration switch and makes a new one, which he turns on. Then he makes sure Maniak is well tried up in unbrakable ropes.
The Ch34t cl0n3s his r0b07.
Enough of that.
The Cheat clones his robot 10,000,000,000,000,000 times. He watches as Maniak screams in fear as hes swarmed by the 10,000,000,000,000,001 robots. He then floods the bar with beer to calm down the robots. Then the robots (MIKs) find the planet distroying button. Above it says 'DO NOT TOUCH THIS BUTTON BECAUSE IT WILL BLOW UP THE DAMN PLANET!!!!!!!' But theyre stoopid so they push it.
Maniak gets into his Corvette, the S.S. Indigo, and launches a Heavy Rocket at DE.
He then shoots another at emainac.
After that, he hyperjumps out of the system, and jumps across the galaxy to Pirate's Cove, a space station with a much better bar.