Boozerama Bar: The Return

Tuskawillamac mistakes Trogdor for a huge ugly ogre and blast him out into space. Ooooops. Tuskawillamac picks up the biggest ship and throws it down making a trench and kind of totally bashing it. He melts it and strengthens his Polar Bear. He melts the rest for ammo. Tuskawillamac notices an army of the dead, it contains all creatures that were ever alive in it. How will we defeat them? Tuskawillamac makes quick work out of slugs and geckos but is almost trampled by a T-Rex. Tuskawillamac thinks for a while with his Polar Bear on autokill. <Light Bulb> Tuskawillamac takes all the broken, run-down and crashed PCs and downloads into their puny memories how to crash into everything that is the living dead. The PCs push them all into an insanly large spaceship. Tuskawillamac orders a russian smart guy to have the spaceship fly into the infinite space-time continum.

Trogdor regenerates with no daggers and is devoured by a kitty-cat.

Pepsi corp. is soon anihalated by Tuskawillamac's nukes, and milkshake booth asenal. All bar members celebrated the defeat until Tuskawillamac notices a small discolored tile in the floor. He steps on it and a huge passageway hundreds of feet tall opens up in front of him. Tuskawillamac installs his laser cannons to surrond the cave entrance. So the infinite team of mythical creatures is holded back. He leads the war for the great Bar members into the dark abyss...

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The pepsi corp buliding regenerates and Unreal warps a clone to the bar. Unreals clone (Lets call him U2) walks to the discolored tile and notices laser cannons around it. U2 uses his Ory'hara skillz to bend the barrel of all the laser cannons so they cant fire. U2 walks towards Tmac. U2 Becomes one with the univerce and sends Tmac into a time rip. Tmac goes to the time where he threw the undead army into the time continum. Instead of the undead in the ship, its Tmac. Sence he cant die, he cant be regenerated, thinks U2. "Thats the end of that!" U2 desolves and disapears untill needed once more................(continue peroids forever......................)

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Originally posted by Unreal Centipede:
**The pepsi corp buliding regenerates and Unreal warps a clone to the bar. Unreals clone (Lets call him U2) walks to the discolored tile and notices laser cannons around it. U2 uses his Ory'hara skillz to bend the barrel of all the laser cannons so they cant fire. U2 walks towards Tmac. U2 Becomes one with the univerce and sends Tmac into a time rip. Tmac goes to the time where he threw the undead army into the time continum. Instead of the undead in the ship, its Tmac. Sence he cant die, he cant be regenerated, thinks U2. "Thats the end of that!" U2 desolves and disapears untill needed once more................(continue peroids forever......................)

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Hey why did you do that idoit? (Really!) I'm on your side and i'm trying to add to that too.
B****!

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That was illegal in all fifty states of the Union including the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico and the other six Territories...

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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
Hey why did you do that idoit? (Really!) I'm on your side and i'm trying to add to that too.
B
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I took control over the pepsi plant dufus! So by distroying the pepsi plant, you distroyed me.

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Trogdor takes a nuclear missile and fires it into the back of the kitty and the kitty blows up , he then digs an underground tunnel that leads to the center of pepsi corp and destroys it with nukes so that it cant regenerate.

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Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

Yeah well you're a F***er

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UC!!!!!

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Plexrom takes tusky by the ear and puts soap in his mouth. Plexrom then stuck an H-bomb into the soap, and blew up tusky.

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Originally posted by Plexrom:
**Plexrom takes tusky by the ear and puts soap in his mouth. Plexrom then stuck an H-bomb into the soap, and blew up tusky.

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Tuskawillamac takes a semi-truck full of soap (with H-bombs) and blows up Plexy

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Anyway Tuskawillamac leads the adventurous Bar members into the huge cave with NEW laser cannons around the cave so no one will have the happyness of a KFB(kill from behind)

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Jimbob walks up and stabs Mac in the back. 😛

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Trogdor was left behind so he didnt go into the cave so, he flew and F-16 over the cave and dropped 30 bombs, and everyone was trappedin the cave.

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Excuses are like armpits, everybody has em and they stink.

Hello! Everything is crazy! Destroyer E give Cresent a Vanilla Pepsi. There is a new vanilla in town. Then DE fires an SSM missle towards the cieling and leaves.

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Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

The pepsi corp. buliding regenerates useing the bars regenerator. Unreal makes another regenerator somewhere where NO ONE will find it. He sets it so that it gets regenerated by either the bars regenerator or the pepsi corp one. Unreal pushes a button on the new regenerator and it 'clones' its self and puts it in every single ship ever made, and ever will be made, and on all the planets. He then puts a sign above Pepsi Corp.

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Pepsi Corp will be now converted to a DP plant.

The only way to distroy it, is to distroy all the regenerators at the exact same time. To the Millatrilla .0000000001 seconds.

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Plexrom goes on a rescue mission to save everyone in the cave. He manages to get Tusky by the arm but it falls off. Plexrom then becomes disgusted and lets them die a slow and painful death.

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Originally posted by Unreal Centipede:
**The pepsi corp. buliding regenerates useing the bars regenerator. Unreal makes another regenerator somewhere where NO ONE will find it. He sets it so that it gets regenerated by either the bars regenerator or the pepsi corp one. Unreal pushes a button on the new regenerator and it 'clones' its self and puts it in every single ship ever made, and ever will be made, and on all the planets. He then puts a sign above Pepsi Corp.

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Did you just magically get out of the cave that fell on you, and crushed you?

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Originally posted by Plexrom:
**Plexrom goes on a rescue mission to save everyone in the cave. He manages to get Tusky by the arm but it falls off. Plexrom then becomes disgusted and lets them die a slow and painful death.

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And how did you get out of the cave too???

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Originally posted by tuskawillamac:
**Pepsi corp. is soon anihalated by Tuskawillamac's nukes, and milkshake booth asenal. All bar members celebrated the defeat until Tuskawillamac notices a small discolored tile in the floor. He steps on it and a huge passageway hundreds of feet tall opens up in front of him. Tuskawillamac installs his laser cannons to surrond the cave entrance. So the infinite team of mythical creatures is holded back. He leads the war for the great Bar members into the dark abyss...
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DUH! look at all the posts!

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ALL BAR MEMBERS PLEASE IGNORE TROGDOR'S POST ABOUT THE CAVE FALLING ON EVERYONE, besides how did trogdor get out of the cave? And I auto locked the laser cannons on him, UC and anything else that's not someone from the Bar

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