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Originally posted by DeadBeat: **I wonder if this topic will ever make it to the "Best of Escape Velocity" thing. **
Well, for some reason, the original one didn't, so I doubt this one will.
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Light. Too much. Can't... move. Too much light.
"<Groan>..."
Rawzer gets up off the floor after having been knocked out by something. A drink, most likely. Ah, yes, on the table sits a Saalian Brandy. Hrm, and package. Odd. Lets see, to Dreadlock Holiday, 437 Seventh Ave., Qaly, Forlos, Palshife. Via UGE shipping. Due yesterday. Aw, ****.
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DeadBeat has taken Rawzer's DNA and created his evil clone. The clone is quicly named Rezwar or Rawzer backwards. He then sends the clone out to do evil at the bar. "No one can tell the difference between Rezwar and Rawzer, hehehe!" Thinks DeadBeat to himself.
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Rawzer smashes Rezwar's brains all over the bar, then goes to deliver the late package. Better late than never...
AJ starts going through Rezwar's pockets for loose change.
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Luke starts going through AJ's pockets for loose change. AJ looks at him oddly and he stops.
DeadBeat raises his hands to the heavans. "Why, god, why? Why did you take poor sweet Rezwar?" DeadBeat then makes another Rezwar and moves on. (This time Rezwar has T1000 technology, you know that dude from Terminator 2.)
Beeblebrox wonders what this board is coming to.
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Luke sets his pet anaconda, Froedrick Jr., on Rezwar.
Rezwar morphs into a snake charmer and charms the snake, he then causes the snake to attack Luke.
But as Froedrick is about to kill Luke, he realizes what an ass he's been lately and buys snake charmer insurance and attacks DeadBeat and I like run-on sentences.
AJ stumbles off his bar stool in a desperate attempt to make it to the bathroom. Unfortunatly for the new Rezwar, AJ colides with luke, setting off his haldheld blaster and hitting the near-by Dr-Pepper machine, releasing a rush of the Liquid Nirogen coolant contained within in the general direction of the new Rezwar and sending half the bar into a crystaline state including the bathroom and I like runon sentances too! AJ accidently stumbles into the frozen form of Rezwar and shatters him into a million pieces which spray all over the bar floor. AJ then stumbles into the bathroom and gets ready to leave all that damned alcohol in the toilet when the damn things shatters just like rezwar. AJ thinks to himself, this has not been my day.
But then, as Luke reheats the bar, the pieces of Rezwar melt and form 374 Rezwars! Good luck...
(Wait, he's not evil... Is he???)
DeadBeat smiles as his army emerges. "Kill the snake!" DeadBeat shouts to his Rezwar army, "then get me an ice cold Nibos Beer!"
Rawzer slides in a mix CD on his way to Palshife.
w00t! +2 karma!
Unfortunately for the Rezwars, Froedrick Jr. is invincible! Muahahahahahahahahahahah!
Luke sends about half a dozen lightnings and Duck Fleet to find and kill the real Rawzer for getting closer to Luke karma-wise. Arg!
DeadBeat decides to meet Rawzer at Palshife. He slides in his cd entitled 80's the Best Decade of Music.
DeadBeat then hires god to kill the snake...hehehe!
wOOt! +0 Karma
(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 10-14-2002).)
kicks deadbeat out of the way. Flips a CD out of his bag and puts it in the player for some bass breaks and beats with Dj ezed(London DJ).
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DeadBeat uses his Vellos Javelin to make Sharkey Gs Ship explode. (The powers of Winter Tempest!)
DeadBeat then switches his cd to The 70s the Best Decade for Clothes.
The Beegees start playing in the background. "Stayin alive, stayin alive..."
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