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Luke makes a commemorative "500th Booz NE Post Spoon" and enters the ring.
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Stardust attacks Luks from high then low then moves so fast thet there is 700 of him in the ring.
((Luke your turn))
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Luke whacks them all over the head with his Multi-Spoon option.
DeadBeat runs in using his "spoon" emphasis on sarcasm. He hits Luke and Captin' Stardust over the head then makes some mean brownies.
------------------ If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression. -DeadBeat
Jimbob walks in after quite the absence (The milk comoany was worried they'd have to print a second edition of missing boxes). So, the company gave Jimbob a lifetime supply of milk. Sort of. They gave him a Cow.
------------------ "It's as big as a man!"- Penny Arcade
Luke kills the cow and makes some really kick-ass burgers.
AJ repaints some high-grade tritanium armor grey so it appears to be a feeble layer of armaplast. AJ then stumbles into the ring and begins laughing at everybody.
-AJ
------------------ 0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...
Severin says who cares about the spoon and pulls out a nuclear missle distroying everyone every thing and the Dr.PEPPER MACHINE
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After sustaining a massive blow to the head Stardust attaches boosters to his side and starts spining aroung Really Fast, so fast in fact that no one can tutch (SP) him.
Mmmm, brownies, burgers... Rawzer sits back and feasts...
I need milk! Why'd you kill the cow? I need the milk to wash down the burgers! Damn catch 22...
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Spatulas and Nuclear Missiles I think this match needs more security. DeadBeat smacks Captin' Stardust over the head with his "spoon" for not having enough security. He then uses his transmogriphier to turn Severin into a cow. "Who's going to milk Severin so me and Rawzer can enjoy our Burgers and Brownies," DeadBeat calls out.
Moo
As deadbeat whacks him over the head he puts up some proton turrets and puts a sheild on the ring.
Luke hasnt posted so i Win!
He goes to the cow and puts up a 'udder disaster' mashine wich pumps milk by the gallon.
He then eats some brownies (not the girl scout!!!)
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Originally posted by Captin' Stardust: **Luke hasnt posted so i Win! **
Stardust has posted too much meaning that I have a more active social life so I win!
Luke spikes the Severin-milk.
AJ drags himself, dazed, out from under the wreckage of the Dr. Pepper machine muttering under his breath, "*****..." He peels the now steaming suit of armor off and takes a deep breath. Then he picks up the breast plate, stumbles over to the Severin cow, and slams the hunk of Tritanium down on it's skull rendering it unconscious. The milk continues to flow.
AJ then staggers back to the bar, colapses in a comfey stool, and orders a beer from Luke. Nothin' screams "Gimme Booze!" like surviving a nuclear holocaust.
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Already having an ample supply of milk DeadBeat decides it's time to BBQ some steaks. He moves in on the unconcious cow with his razor sharp spatula...
well... John Goss walks in, hangs around awhile, gets drunk, falls asleep on the floor, wakes up feeling really bad in a place hes never seen before. Goes to the restroom and it burns...looks around and sees a very pierced and tattooed person of indeterminate gender lying next to where he was lying.
"Hmm...this is a problem"
------------------ And its over now....
DeadBeat walks into the bar. He sighs, it seems like a lonely place these days...
Luke clones DeadBeat.
(random act of violence moment)
Rawzer stabs Deadbeat's clone in the face with a bowie knife.
(/random act of violence moment)