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OV lies on the floor riving for acouple hours. After four hours he suddenly pops up and goes up to the bar and says, "I want one Bloody Shirley and one Mary Temple" Obviously still drunk, OV passes it out awaiting a very big hangover when he wakes up.
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Luke quickly invents two new drinks, the Bloody Shirley and the Mary Temple. They become immensely popular and make Luke millions of credits.
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AJ walks in, unfolds a large package on his back into a poker table, plops a deck of cards down in the middle and pulls up a chair. Then he whistles Luke over and orders a shot of whiskey.
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Luke brings a whiskey over to the poker table and sits down.
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Originally posted by Luke: **Luke quickly invents two new drinks, the Bloody Shirley and the Mary Temple. They become immensely popular and make Luke millions of credits. **
Travis, after floating in space for a cupple days fighting his twin mother, gets pulled on to the boozeramma bar by the planits grav and orders a bloody shirly and a mary temple. Travis takes a suig and finds out both are roach juce and pepsi mixed in so travis takes his pocket uzi and blowa lukes head off. "That will teach you to contaminate pefertly good pepsi like that!!" and falls on the floor head first and a loud sikening crack can be herd for a mile around....
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Luke buys a new head and cuts Travis to shreds with his Sith light sabre.
"Fool! Roach juice is pepsi (whcih doesn't deserve to be capitalized) and there is absolutely no roach juice in Bloody Shirleys or Mary Temples!"
DeadBeat suddenly came to the harsh realization that everybody had lost their memory of yesterday. So far no one had thanked him for saving all of the clients of the Boozerama Bar. It was probably the effect of being soaked in roach juice, but then why wasn't he affected. There was only one thing he could do. DeadBeat pulls up a chair at the poker table next to Luke and orders another Nibos beer. "That's what made them forget" he chuckles.
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Mr. Moose walks over to the poker table. After Luke has finished shuffling the deck, Mr. Moose yells "Look it's Matt Burch!" Once everyone looks, he stacks the deck. "Can I play?"
Mr. Moose eats a cheese puff.
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Luke stuffs a cheese puff up his nose.
AJ makes a few hidden motions under the table, then burns the deck of cards on the table, produces a new one, shuffles it, and deals 5 to Mr. Moose, Luke, and himself of course. AJ keeps a completely straight poker face the whole time. Then, AJ's 9th grade English teacher walks in and smacks AJ on the back of the head with a yardstick for his horrible run-on sentance usage.
Jimbob gets mad at the wall and lights it on fire. He then joind in on the poker game, and bets his soul. He gets dealt a Royal Flush in Spades, and folds immediatly, knowing he didn't have a prayer.
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"1776 posts! Yippee!" Luke shouts. He turns "Founding Brothers" on on all the TVs, runs outside, and sets off ten tons of red, white, and blue fireworks.
OV jumps up and storms over to Luke. "Making millions of credits on MY!!! idea you roach juice jugging piece of scum!!!! I demand at least 20% of the profits!!! Even if I was drunk!!!!" OV and Luke talk about going into buisness
A lone penguin walks in to the bar and as soon as he sees the vile roach liquid in the bar immeadly gets out his lightsaber that is shaped like: + sclices it and then sclices the tanks. Then he sits down and orders 25 bulk freighters full of DP.
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Luke orders in 25 bulk freighters of DP to come down from the fleet orbiting above. He then agrees to give OV 20% of the profits.
DeadBeat suddenly becomes angry! "What does a guy have to do to get a Niblos Beer around here!" he yells. Everyone stares at him as he cuts the poker table in half using the light saber attachment on his Swiss Army Knife. Playing cards start flying across the room and Luke, Mr.Moose and AJ look up with shocked expressions. Luckily DeadBeat calms himself down by counting backwards from ten. Afterwards DeadBeat slowly turns around and swallows a coctail of pills and sits down at the two pieces of the poker table and waits for his Niblos Beer.
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heyo I would like a dr. pepper please, sabre says as he sits in the room. whats is going on?
AJ stands up, waits for his poker-table to regenerate, and slings it across his back. After hitting a couple of buttons on his armband, his deck of cards come from their resting places all over the room and form a nice even deck in his hand. AJ looks at luke, says "You seriously gotta start kickin' the drunks out man." and wanders off to a secluded, dark booth with his whiskey. AJ sips away at it for a while and watches the antics of the rest of the bar.
Once the DP is unloaded on to his bluk freighter MKIII Penguin comes back in to the bar and trips. he finds the hidden room and turns on his flashlight. He gets attacked by kitchen lepurchons! /Pulls out his lightsaber and cuts their arms off. then sits back at the bar
Horray, OV starts plotting what kinds of things he can do with his newly aquirred cash......