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:frown: Too bad I can't post another bar. How's about we just change the setting every 200th post? If it flies, we're still on Evildrome, with a large pool of acid nearby, and a cliff a few miles away
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Luke blows up Jimbob's imposter bar and goes back to the original Boozerama Bar NE.
Ya just have to accept change, Jimbob.
Also, I'm going camping in Pennsylvania for the weekend, see you all later...
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Skyblade gives Luke a Dr. Panilla and tells him to behave.
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Mazca revels in the fact that this is now the longest-running Boozerama.. he celebrates by pushing the regeneration machines to the limit by blowing the entire bar and it's contents up again and again and again. Finally, bored, he sticks his head in a barrel of beer and gurgles happily.
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The doors swing open, a lone stranger wearing a black trench coat steps into the dim bar. The heels of his boots make a soft click, click sound as he heads to the back of the bar. He takes a seat in the back and conceals himself in the shadows. No one notices his presence, not even the waiters. Suddenly a bizzar chill fills the room, along with an odiferous oder. "Oops, did I do that?" Suddenly eyes begin to focus on the back of the room. "Sorry, um. Scotch and soda please"
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OV makes a pool of Dr Panilla and dives in.
OV looks out the window and sees a very odd looking alien. Than he notes that it is Jar Jar Binks............
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Captain Diordna gets out his lightsaber and chases Jar-Jar into the pool of acid.
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"Gungan no lika you. You besa mean to Jar-Jar!" Jar-Jar says, as he runs, "Mesa gonna havtaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The idiotic Gungan begins to fall into the acid pool. Two halves plop into the acid after Diordna cleaved him in half. Mr. Moose watches in with complete joy.
Mr. Moose inserts his Mechanized Supa-Straw Mega-Sluurp'r 4000, which does all the work for you, into OV's Dr. Panilla pool. Soon, there is nothing in the pool but OV, who is backstroking across the pool bottom. Mr. Moose has this funny feeling. It's coming from his stomach. He thinks he is going to... "BUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!" The bar explodes from the force of the supersonic burp. Mr. Moose turns to one of the deeper shades of purple and get's stuck like that. The bar now mysteriously smells of vanilla. Luke runs to get the Frebreez, which only makes it worse because it is vanilla flavored Frebreez.
"Whoops!"
Mr. Moose now tries to become unpurple and fails. After several more attempts, he decides the only way to become unpurple is with paint. Mr. Moose reclines in his chair, now pea green with neon orange polka dots. Hey, it's better than pee green and poop, I mean **** , brown dots. Better than purple too... O_o
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Jimbob lights Luke on fire and roasts a hot dog over him to celebrate memorial day.
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DeadBeat jumps out of his Vellos Javalin. He turns, runs through the bar's swinging doors and grabs Jimbob's hotdog. Then fearing retribution he turns and jumps through an amazingly weak wall ajoining with a secreat room that was hiding a grow op. Afterwards the hole in the wall disappears as if it were never there. Muffled screams are heard within.
------------------ If I lived in paradise, I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression. -DeadBeat
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DeadBeat's evil clone discovers that he has been found out. He jumps into his ship and blasts of. Only to be distroyed by a bomb Deadbeat put on his ship. This is the end of Deadbeats evil clone who was created by the evil drug lords.
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Luke stops, drops, rolls, and cuts Jimbob's head off. He then wonders if DeadBeat knows about his evil clone who imitates his every move.
DeadBeat bursts through a wall tied to a chair. He is covered in bruises and cuts, he looks like he hasn't had much sleep and his clothes are ripped and torn. He calmly stands up, the wall materializes behind him. DeadBeat walks towards the bartender and says, "I'll have a Aurorian Beer." and promptly sits down, still tied to the chair.
Jimbob's head rolls on the floor until it begins playing a game of PacMan on the floor with cheese puffs and ants as the ghosts.
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Zax walks in, orders a large ball of obsidian and starts playing boules with Jimbob's head as the jack.
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Luke slides a Nibos beer to DeadBeat ("I think you'll like this better") and chucks a ball of obsidion at Zax's head.
DeadBeat attempts to grab the Nibos beer, he just found out that Niblos was it's real name, not Aurorian. Suddenly he realizes he is still tied up. He quickly uses his Swiss Army Knife, he pulls out the toothpick and madly hacks away at the rope. After 2 exhausting hours the rope remains undamaged and the toothpick is a shroud of it's formal self. The Swiss Army Knife had been dropped on the ground hopelessly out of reach. DeadBeat slowly says "A little help anybody" in a highpitched, wavering voice.
OV starts pouring Dr Panilla down his throat. OV, in a druken rage, accidentaly hits the roach juice valve and roach juice pours into the bar.
With roach juice pouring into the room DeadBeat realizes he cannot swim. Why? His arms are still tied to the chair. The roach juice was slowly reaching the level of his hands. Everyone was standing around, obviously in shock. Then suddenly his Swiss Army Knife he had dropped earlier floats by. His arms strain to grab it against the pull of the ropes, almost, there got it. He pops open the mini-light saber attachment and cut away the ropes holding him back. Then DeadBeat runs towards the sealed entrance door realizing he has only a few seconds before the roach juice will reach the robot worker's power supplies electrocuting everyone touching the foul liquid. Immediately, he grabs onto the crevice between the two doors and pulls in opposite directions. The work is hard, but in the end the doors open and the roach juice starts pouring out. After this heroic effort DeadBeat treats everyone for shock and manages to return them all to their normal mental status, except for Overrider720 who went completely insane.
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"So, the guy said clip instead of magazine, right?" Jimbob asked as he talked fluent wall to the wall. He learned the language well during school, and the crappy styrofoam walls that Jeb can barely afford often kept him company during English.