Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

... suicidal. They....

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0-60 3.0s...1320ft/9.2s...Head Gasket Bursts...

...leaped out of the bar window...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

..into a large vat of...

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...seething, bubbling, acid green fluid...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

...witch caused...

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...witch caused...

...sex to become a illegal activity. The exeption to this rule was the position from the Kama Sutra called the...

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...a <garbled message>er. Suddenly...

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..the story took an unexplained turn again, and...

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....the Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration...

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**....the Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration...

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...goats. This made the goat population angry causing...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

....great hardships for the farmers who had to turn to....

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..rat farming...

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Hand me the gun and say that again.

...testing a lethal toxin known as...

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...which was far more glamorous than their previous job, wich was...

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...iocane powder...

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...a highly illegal drug...

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A life without danger is no life at all. -Blood Eagle

...which caused great pain in the...

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...cranium and the sinus...

However, the...

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