Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

Hepatitis B. To alleviate the jaundice, he decided to go to Walgreens to pick up some anti-itch cream. However, his plans were interupped by...

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... an anti-HIV2 & anti-hepatitis Ice Cream Cream
that was on sale at...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

(This message has been edited by Ne Demord Jamais (edited 05-24-2002).)

...run down EV-Mart. Despite his good luck in finding the deal, he had left his capital at...

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...the golf coarse...

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Insanity has its advantages

... where he learned a new putting stroke. They taught him to hold the putter with his elbow rigidly straight. The trouble was, this really affected his...

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Courage stands halfway between cowardice and rashness, one of which is a lack, the other an excess of courage." ... Plutarch

Sword form. This led to him getting to close to Sin, and he...

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Homework excuse 219: I got to close to Sin's toxin and...
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...dropped over dead from his STD's. Meanwhile...

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...an obese man sat on a fork and...

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...screamed, "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" than, he sat on a knife and he..........

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...Throw it at Hitlers great great great grandson, who uses it as an excuse to attack the fleet of Luxury liners in orbit with his very large...

---Burning cow---

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........flying banana!!! The whole world ran in fear as a very large Flying watermelon fleet came to attack the banana

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...with a giant spatula named Bob who...

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...who was a tomato from Big Idea's Veggie Tales series. Bob soon resigns his command, but the watermelons then...

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...Join the banana in a coalition and take on the fleet of luxury liners sent at the beginning of the story by King Tfosorcim. King Tfosorcim then decides, after the seeing the large fleet of fruit and relising that he has a new suit and wouldn't want to get it dirty, decides too...

---Burning cow---

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...drop by the cleaners and order some protective paste for his clothing. But during this time...

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....all hell broke out as a very nasty meteror bomb started flying to the center of the universe set to goo off and destroy everything in 5 minutes!!!... Very quickly a fleet was dispatched to it and........

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...so that Ultra Chewing Gum could be use to create a buble that would slow down the meteor. But Commander Black with his S.S. Needle was near by...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

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Originally posted by Ne Demord Jamais:
**...so that Ultra Chewing Gum could be use to create a buble that would slow down the meteor. But Commander Black with his S.S. Needle was near by...

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..to an interstellar strip club, so he stopped to ogle for a while. However, the extreme size of his...

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...ego... (i could not let it be **** now could i?)

...caused him to strip himself and run out of the var, fly into space and jettison himself into space causing.......

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