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Hi, all! How 'bout some good, well-rounded, aimless fun! This topic is for getting any Defender blasts out of your system, so post to your dingo's kidneys'* content!
Yo' Defender is so weak, it has to eat its Wheaties to stand up!
Ahhhhh.... That felt good...
*Unneccessary HHG reference. Sorry.
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Has an EV reference, so...
Yo Defenda's so weak, it flew through a cloud and collapsed under the pressure.
Yo Defenda's so weak, you spilled your coffee in it and it burnt through the sheild.
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The Defender, as strong as a coke can and nowhere near as practical.
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The Krait I can understand... but what's wrong with the Defender?
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Originally posted by SilverDragon: **The Krait I can understand... but what's wrong with the Defender?
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the shields and armor. thats about it.
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Originally posted by U.E. Admiral: the shields and armor. thats about it.
What about them?
My Defender was so poorly shielded it could not fly through a paper bag. In fact, I traded it in for a Paper Bag! (And the shipyard made me throw in 30,000 credits first!)
(I know, but it seemed so funny when I thought it....)
(Esponer, you're the one who likes the Lightning too, huh? The one I call the "Super-Defender.")
- KK
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Originally posted by Kaptain Karl: **My Defender was so poorly shielded it could not fly through a paper bag. In fact, I traded it in for a Paper Bag! (And the shipyard made me throw in 30,000 credits first!)
- KK**
The Defender isn't really that bad - it does the job. The Krait doesn't, though. And yes, I'm a major fan of the Lightning. I destroyed three Kestrels in one today (in that contest).
Originally posted by U.E. Admiral: **the shields and armor. thats about it.
You mean the lack of...
Yo' Defender is so weak, it hit an asteroid which went through it like a hot knife through air!
Yo' Defender is so weak, it turned on the afterburner, the wings* broke off, and it slammed into a Confederate Cruiser, which blasted each little bit into subatomic particles...with a spitball gun!
*I guess they're more like prongs than wings, but whatever...
(edit)They're both horrible, absolutely horrible... :frown: oh well...(edit)
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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 05-31-2002).)
Dude, 'Defender is so weak, it tried to dock and the Ťholding-clawsť shred right through the hull. What hull?
Yo' Defender is so weak, I turned the afterburner and it melted.
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Yo Defender is so weak that the crew (of 1) purposely self-destructed because they felt safer in the escape pod.
sorry, i'm not very good at these. but they're so much fun!
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Your Defender is so weak it blew up at the mere sight of a cruiser.
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yo defender is so weak it collapsed when you stood on it. (sorry, i'm not very funny) hey spl_cadet, how'd you get the name "evangelist"?
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It is a bad worker that blames his tools.
The defender is so weak I tried to fit two people in it and it crashed-landed :p.
Yo Defender is so weak i was flying it and i sneezed and it caught my cold and then it sneezed and exploded
'yo defender is so weak, shuttles won't run from it.
Lame but I thought I'd throw in my two cents, despite the fact that the Defender is one of my favorite ships to fly.
-AJ
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Oh, it's very fun to fly, not fun to fight in though...
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Yo Defenda's so weak, I slammed the breaks and the seat broke off from the hull. Yo Defenda's so weak, You banged you head on the top getting in and it took the hood off. I guess you can call it a hood. Yo Defenda's so weak, it started drizzling and you were swimming before you could say "Yo Defenda's...."
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I move that an equivalent krait topic be created on the EVO board.
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