Tell-A-Story, EV-Style

...dildo of doom causing....

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
- John Henry Cardinal Newman

...a lot of pain. He then proceeded to put himself out of his misery. Meanwhile...

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w00t? spob? Are we computer nerds, or incoherant morons?

... meanwhile, bartender came back to consciouness and reopened the bar, which pleased to everyone except...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.
Under Cover Gentleman known as Admiral Nelson

...a drunkard who had been drinking 100% alcohol from large labelled cans, who then proceeded to...

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Word.

...try to rob a...

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w00t? spob? Are we computer nerds, or incoherant morons?

...separate a pork pie from the content of its character. At this point, in a universe containing the whole of existence...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...of nothing dissapeared, causing the bar to...

(on a lighter note: Drule(sp)... Sizzle, Sizzle. NEW IMAC RULES. Sizzle. Dam i just fryed its keybord 😉 )

Jager

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... to be sucked into another system, Levo. Where a pilot coming out from its shuttle ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.
Under Cover Gentleman known as Admiral Nelson

...spontaneously combusted...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...leading the ancient Romans to say certain things about certain...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...not yet existing spacecraft...

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Worms Armageddon name: Insano
B.net name: Insano3
STVEF name: Insano

...in the darkest depths of...

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Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

... of a roman bath, in which were three...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.
Under Cover Gentleman known as Admiral Nelson

...nubile young elephants shaking their posteriors at...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

all who passed and...

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.. and give them coins as they passed by to go to ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...see the hangings and crucifixions...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

... at the National Museum of ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...Bondage and SM where...

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
- John Henry Cardinal Newman

... an the old guard was watching...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.