Tell-A-Story, EV-Style

...nothing jumped out, there was merely wax in the tube. However, the tube attached itself to our fearless protagonsit, at which point...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
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...he died. Our new hero is a...

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...Goat named Big bong bang...

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...who has a penchant for booze and lollapaloozas...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...as well as the Rigillian Dung Beetles found on Rigil IV. Once, the goat big bong bang found...

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...that he was shrinking at the alarming rate of...

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...sixteen thousand miltrex per gopontander which is about equivalent to the Kukellian...

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Captaintripps: Weak and Stupid. That's why we have wolves and other large predators.
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...sixteen thousand miltrex per gopontander which is about equivalent to the Kukellian...

...epondometer milotrose; and so our hero had now shrunk to the size of a...

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..pea. So he walked over and sat down on..

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At a bar to fullfil his need for booze. He was chugging a Corona when some isiot stabbed him and...

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...became the next victim of goat spit...

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... also known on Levo as ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
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Under Cover Gentleman known as Admiral Nelson

Meanwhile, a 2-headed man sat, drunk on Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, at a dingy bar, claiming that this planet (Beeblebrox) had been named after himself. Sick of the drunken ramblings, the bartender...

(So what if I completely changed the setting? :p)

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"The secret to having high self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met." -- Watterson's Hobbes

... showed to everyone in the bar is neutrino shotgun and said...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.
Under Cover Gentleman known as Admiral Nelson

...it went off as he twirled it around his head...

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...and killed...

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w00t? spob? Are we computer nerds, or incoherant morons?

...The yappy dog that had come in a week ago. The bartender then...

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...pulled a brew from under the bar, got piss drunk, left the bar unattended, and...

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(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 03-03-2002).)

... and then entered Super Manta Pilot Georges with his ...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.
Under Cover Gentleman known as Admiral Nelson

...arms flailing wildly in the air. Unfortunately, his left hand got stuck in a huge, whirring...

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