Tell-A-Story, EV-Style

...and than died from complications of breast cancer. The Centrum God than turned "Vitamin C Sucks" into a federated diplomatic type government, so all the people in the vitamin factions...

...died (what else?). However, Douglas Adams...

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...ceased to exist when a time experiment in the future ripped the space-time continium and resulted in the destruction of everything and all existance, the end.

That wasn't very nice. Oh well. Time for an impromptu concert with Blink 182! Yea!!!

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WHAT?!!

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After hearing the foul sound that is blink 182, the universe returned to existence and spawned many beings whose sole purpose was to destroy the overplayed pop-punk band. After they were disembowled their organs were used as...

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OverlordX
"I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

...fuel for a new black shiny Kesteral, which was captured by Matt Hardslab and...

...some guy named Tom Quimby who was walking down a shrub lined dirt path in the middle of...

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... of his own dog Kitty, named after his...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...own cat, Doggy. Unfortunately the dog exploded and Tom...

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If someone with Multiple Personality Disorder kills himself, is it Suicide or Homicide?- me again
|(url="http://"http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/thepalshiferebelhideout")The Palshife Rebel Hideout(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com")EVula's Lair(/url)|(url="http://"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EVPlayers/")EVPlayers(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/sim_sk8ersan")Escape Velocity: Rebel's Base(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum;=Ares+Trash+Talk&number;=12&DaysPrune;=20&LastLogin;=")Dead as a rock(/url)

...had a mental breakdown and commited suicide by fudge, leaving the Kesteral to Matt who decided too...

...change the subject from EV and started singing some country music which Moki hates with avengance because of a...

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Kosh was here...

...supple young bluegrass girl from Tennessee who turned him down way back when. Her name was Becky McFann and she was...

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(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

...rear jet engines, required to propel her towards...

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..!!in an intastella burst i am back to save the universe!!

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... a friggin' blimp with humongous...

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OverlordX
"I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

...a candle, which detonated the gases in her massive blimp-body wiping out the city below. So the survivors decided to move to...

...New Jersey...

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...where they founded a new city called...

Redbank. Jay and Silent Bob were appointed as rulers and governed the people with an iron...

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"I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

...dildo...

OOC: 2 posts to go after this; will the person who posts the last one please end with a single, solid period? Thanks.

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...until Silent Bob ran out of ideas for movies and got assassinated, resulting in the city...