Tell-A-Story, EV-Style

...Super Stereotype Man, who, while not any particular social group, could assume the form of any social stereotype ever made back to ancient Sumeria. He...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

... assumed the guise of the typical Irish drunkard and began to sing a drinking song that went along the lines of "Hey ho, there's a stick in my bum...

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OverlordX
"I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

...so I think I'll hum!" And then a Canadian arrived to deal with...

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Kosh was here...

...Super Stereotype Man, who had now assumed the guise of a drawling stereotypical cowboy, complete with...

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(url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url)
Who needs a belt? I have a belly! - Alex North

...a gun and an IQ of 40. Then...

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(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...Sterotype man became an Amish. So that meant...

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Worms Armageddon name: Insano
B.net name: Insano3
STVEF name: Insano

... his gun became a rake which he then used to ...

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OverlordX
"I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

... to try to convert everyone around him. But the Canadian with is Ski-doo and told him...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...to "scooter my daisy heads" in no uncertain terms. Gimble ahead towards the navels with kumquat zingers and...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future

... belly dancing polar bears. Super Stereotype man now became a laplander and began...

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OverlordX
"I use soap rendered from the fat of dead puppies and kittens, better known as Irish Spring."

...To be pumped full of neutrinoes by an intelligent shade of the colour purple...

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Do you want to know my signature?
really?
well...
Tough!:p

...that was in fact Barney (again?). With the help of Super Stereotype Man Filled with Neutrinos, he was hoping to...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

save the world from man eating penguins, but at that moment a flux in space-time transported him to a Confederate Cruiser at...

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Originally posted by Asmere:
save the world from man eating penguins, but at that moment a flux in space-time transported him to a Confederate Cruiser at...

...five o'clock the previous day...

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(url="http://"http://davidarthur.evula.net/")davidarthur.evula.net(/url): MissionComputer and the Talon plug-in for the original Escape Velocity
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...so he explored the ship until Crewman #129 spotted him, and reported to the captain that "a really weird stowaway" was on board, so...

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(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")-(/url)-----------------
(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")"It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'"(/url)

...they all went to Finschafen where they ran into...

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Kosh was here...

...a walking talking dildo which...

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"Good is never done except at the expense of those who do it: truth is never enforced except at the sacrifice of its propounders."
- John Henry Cardinal Newman

...which really turned out to be a hot dog mand advertising, so bought some hot dogs and flew away in there...

...Rebel Cruiser and laid seige to the Sol System with the assistence of...

...1500 bass drum lugging, bug-eyed monkeys, all arriving at the...

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Captaintripps: Now with ribs!
(url="http://"http://voxhumanasketch.tripod.com/voxhumana/")VoxHumana(/url) -- Comedy of the Future